True Neutral

The world requires accountability for the Epstein class, we won't stop talking about it until we die or there is. Trump's been dumb, Vance is embarrassing, the cabinet's a whole idiot. Life continues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a bunch of other news, too, but Guitar Center's doing a good old corporate greed. We successfully transported antimatter, which is pretty kool. Something, something, the Epstein Files are still a thing, something, something, the Strait of Hormuz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It sure has been a week, the US in the Middle East, human beings in space, the daily wire is trying to make films with convicted abusers, it sure is whatever year it is this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are sure a lot of things happening, war, ICE at the airports, et cetera, but there are still a lot of files the public hasn't seen and a lot of Philes that haven't faced consequences. Also, war is happening, debating on more troops and potential ground forces. It's all a mess, but you know what's fun? Guitar Hero, yup, still a blast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

They've been lowkey eliminating every bit that separates church and state, but now it's mask off, Christian Nationalism. Derek played some Pokemon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gosh, War sucks, so do pedophiles running the country, somehow, we got both. Pokemon is still fun, though. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh yay, War in the Middle East, it's been my whole life, never stopped and there's no end in sight. Also, Keenan played some games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump's illegal tariffs were determined to be illegal by the highest court in the land, and he reacted like a child. The Xbox 360 was/is the best console, Keenan will hear no argument. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow, people sure say words sometimes. And Derek plays some good games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

45 shared an obvious racism and, in a rare turn, actually deleted it. Also, the future is here and is also still on the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So some things happens, and other thing, too, who knew? Derek played a game about horse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rest in peace Alex Pretti. ICE just keeps murdering people and the government is actively lying to defend this hateful scum. Fat Mike of NOFX is being sued by Melvin(of NOFX), so that sucks, and Derek played a game that seems pretty good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Deploying troops against one of these United States, now that's the American Dream, right? Trump also got a symbolic participation trophy, in a thing he didn't even participate in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ICE just keeps murdering people, and that sucks. Derek played a video game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, the Trump administration has decided to kidnap the president of a foreign nation, for the oil, and they're not even hiding it. Also, the bois have some good ideas for T-Shirts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas happened, as it tends to do, and the bois existed during that time, so they have some stuff to talk about. The president extended his warmest possible wishes for the country and Derek's been playing that Harry Potter game, which he seems to enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a shitty couple of days, Australia had a shooting, we lost the legendary Rob Reiner, and the president is a piece of shit in nearly every way imaginable. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Warner Brothers is getting sold to somebody, one way or another we're getting closer to an entertainment monopoly. The US Government flew fighter jets near(but apparently not technically in) Venezuelan airspace. Also, they don't talk about it in the episode, but the US also stole a very large oil tanker, so that's probably good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oooh, boy, Hegseth's a dick, the military's a dick, ChatGPT is a dick, I'm getting real tired. Keenan and Derek sum up some of these dicks, and also that dick that got left by his band at a gas station. Which is so funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're probably doing a South American war, so that's bad. Derek played a game, though, and he likes that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DOGE is done, and didn't do much of anything. Trump met with Zohran Mamdani, that was fun. The Webb telescope helped some scientists see some kool stuff in space, Derek and Keenan talk about all that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not a whole lot of personal news this week, Derek and Keenan didn't do much, but the news did a few things. They talk about that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The president has actively tried to stop contingency funds for SNAP and has said that federal funds will not be used to reimburse what states have paid out so far. That man hates poor people, or at least his actions do. And Derek got to play a game he's excited about, Keenan's still playing Pokemon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump's done some Truthing, Derek and Keenan didn't do much. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The department of homeland security is continuing to show how unserious we are as a nation and Keenan played some of the new Pokemon game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.