This Is About Movies?

I wouldn't eat that if I were you!

For this episode, we watched and reviewed the movie Pinocchio. Not the Disney one. Not the other Disney one either. Not the other other Disney one either. Not the one with Jonathan Taylor Thomas. The stop-motion one. No, not the 1980 Christmas special stop-motion one. The other one. The new one that Guillermo del Toro made. Yeah, the Mexican horror movie writer/director. Yes, that Pinocchio! Geez....

Two contrasting reviews overheard outside the theater immediately after watching Avatar 2: 1. "It was amazing! Very hard to tell what was real and what wasn't!" 2. "The 3D gave me a headache." ____________________________________________________ Some people like watching movies because they are entertaining. Some people like watching movies because of how movies can make them feel. Some people wat...

You know how lots of people go to the movies and get popcorn and candy and stuff. Could you imagine getting that and watching this movie? Gross...

Welcome to This is About Movies (?) podcast! Although this movie was out weeks ago, the kitchen seems to have lost your ticket at some point. We do apologize for this inconvenience, but rest assured this whole experience will be comped. That's right! Tonight is all on us! Totally free! Please join the rest of your party, take your seat, and enjoy the experience! If you are still hungry afterwards,...

Randy and Jeremiah gather Jo and Matthew and once again set off into the realm of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Join us as we talk about watching Black Panther sans Black Panther plus a new Black Panther and a new Aquaman!

Randy and Jeremiah discuss the film All Quiet on the Western Front and its devastating implications. This is not an episode for the faint of heart. If you're a new listener...maybe don't start with this one. Or do. We're not the boss of you.

In this episode, Randy and Jeremiah talk about what it means to be a "Dune person" and how the world needs a spin-off movie with Michael Shannon and Mike Myers reprising their roles as bird-watching spies.

It's Justin Long's new movie! Hosts Randy May and Jeremiah Edmonds are joined by first time guest Billy Brewer to discuss the first horror film he has ever seen! It's a wild time as we deep dive into writer/director Zach Cregger's instant classic. Check in to your Airbnb, prop open the basement door, and have a glass of wine with a stranger. This one's a doozy.

Don't worry, darling. This movie is gonna be great. What's it about? It's about everything, baby. It's about a golden age when women were women and men were men. But you know men. They only want one thing and it's disgusting. But don't worry, sweetheart, there's more going on here than meets the eye. We're on your side. You're a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Let me make you a dri...

Randy May, Jeremiah Edmonds, and special Matthew Wilcox each watched a different movie and didn't tell each other. In this episode, each of them describes the movie they saw and the other two attempt to guess what they watched!

Or how we learned not to play scary games at night with veterinarians during hurricanes.

From the Bullet Train (Shinkansen) wikipedia entry: The Shinkansen, colloquially known in English as the bullet train, is a network of high-speed railway lines in Japan. Initially, it was built to connect distant Japanese regions with Tokyo, the capital, to aid economic growth and development. Beyond long-distance travel, some sections around the largest metropolitan areas are used as a commuter r...

Special guest Errolyn Gray joins Randy and Jeremiah for a fun conversation about Jordan Peele's latest, Nope. Grab your cameras, watch the skies, and don't look this movie in the eye.

Randy and Jeremiah are joined by friends Hannah and Grayson Craig for this very fun conversation about the king of Rock n' Roll and Baz Luhrmann's take on his life.

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Randy and Jeremiah went to see the special re-release of Star Wars Episode IV and boy was it different than we remembered. Even though George Lucas changed a lot of stuff it was still almost as good as the original. Miles Teller is the perfect choice for Luke Skywalker but what surprised us most was the risky casting of Tom Cruise as Obi-Wan Kenobi. It really paid off though. The crazy old wizard...

"movies have the power to change the world" - demi adejuyigbe on Letterboxd

"It starred Nick Cage; it didn't require Nick Cage." - Jeremiah Edmonds.

It's okay, America. You're going to be alright. In this episode, Matthew Wilcox is back as our resident Marvel apologist! Jeremiah offends all decent human beings with his complete lack of respect for Sam Raimi, Matthew patiently explains Mount Wundagore, and Randy has nothing bad to say about this Marvel movie. We have lots of questions, but one thing is certain: at the end of the day, Papa Pizza...

Remember when you were younger and you returned home after a long time away only to discover that your family had moved someplace else and were happier without you? In a way, this podcast is returning home-- returning to its regular flow post Cheesecake Festival, but more importantly, returning to a time with episode titles of a sensible length. But I digress. We're here to talk about The Northman...

Finish it. We can and we will. In the final episode of the Cheesecake Festival, Randy and Jeremiah contemplate the events of the past while looking to the future. "Death is the road to awe." With the end of the festival here at last, who knows what wonders await. I'm sorry. You're here for a podcast about cheesecake, monkeybrains, and man's desperate search for eternal life. Haters back off. We're...

As the festival nears its conclusion, Randy and Jeremiah return to Cheesecake Factory to claim their table. But they will have to make a difficult choice. Welcome back for part 6 of the Cheesecake Festival! In this episode Randy and Jeremiah are joined by special guest Taylor Corder as they dicuss Randy's cheescake film, Misommar. It's a wild ride so keep your loved ones close and your mushrooms c...

Jeremiah shows Randy a whole new world-- that world being Buc-ee's, the gas station equivalent of Mondo Burger. Robbie Brown joins us once again with his Cheesecake film Juno - that quirky teen pregnancy movie! Fifteen years later and we still don't know what kind of girl we are. Shout out to Andy. You're in this episode!

Randy and Jeremiah find something to do while they wait for their table at Cheesecake Factory. Joseph Greggory is back and he's ready to throw down for his cheesecake movie, Creed II! In this episode, we discuss the power of legacy, the untold story of the referees of the Rocky/Creed saga, and the relevance of boxing's favorite catchphrase. It's all here in Part 4 of the Cheesecake Festival! Discl...