The Unfair Game Show Show

Welcome everyone and thanks for tuning in! I'm Ralph Bananaman and today I'm joined by three esteemed entertainers who have all come together, untied by a single goal: Fill in that dang pit behind the Sam's Club. We've got acts like you wouldn't believe: High-octane pit-based raps, A list, Slam Poetry, Huge Millie Bobby Brown (no relation), Home Depot, What is this list? Shovel...

Hello and welcome back! This week our contestants are battling it out in various games of Trivia, Wits, Memory, and Island Combat. Each contestant must choose if they want to go at it solo, head to head, or in a free-for-all before being subject to cruel will of the host and game master. All the categories are covered here: chemistry, zoology, math, flubberology, Dnd, Annoying stuff, and much many...

Hey everybody, welcome back to the show. This week our lovely contestants are exploring the cosmos. Each will set off on a interstellar pilgrimage armed only with three items of their choice. What dangers await among the starts? A planet full of uncertain boulders? A Planet covered in 4 feet of water? Definitely crabs are out there, like, almost immediately crabs are there. Chipmunk-piloted robots...

Hey bae, say you'll stay and watch these contestants as they play, sway, and slay their way through an everyday display of Bank Robbing ballet. This Business hall can pray that our boys don't take away the golden ray, the grand display: the ass of a man who was was betrayed and meleed. Will they get away or will they get sprayed? Find out today on The Unfair Game Show Show. Theme: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Welcome back! Today on the show: BALLS! You remember balls? The concept, not the game? They're everywhere and today our contestants must guess specific ones that the host is thinking of before they run out of BALL TIME! Oh, that's not a thing? Well... Get yourself a SO with a HMT and come on down to the studio to for some cathartic BALLS. We're so sorry, Boulder, maybe some day you can...

Were back after the disastrous end to the last episode with words 13-26 of this wild game of tomfoolery and bluffatude. The WORDS are WILDER, the DEFINITIONS are more DEVIOUS, and the contestants are the same guys, but they're trying. Or, at least, I think they are. Its hard to tell sometimes. Anyway, welcome to the show! Theme: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Ash k⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ . ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Riverland Games⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Hey, Welcome back! This week on the show our three contestants Derek, Alec, and Mike (derogatory) are forced to get down with some vocab! The host provides them with a ridiculous word and they must make up a definition trying to fool the other two. Its almost "senseless talk or writing; nonsense" how crazy this game is. So take a seat and learn the definitions of: Agastopia, Bibble, Caff...

Hey Everybody welcome back! Its time for JeoFardy! And you might be saying "gee, that sounds familiar." But you'd be wrong because we played Endangerment! and that's, like, so different. Anyway grab a seat, pledge your allegiance to Ricky Soup, pick up your COMPLIMENTARY copy of the Bible of West Virginia, and learn if you have the right amount of legs to be considered a person,...

Hey whats up Mikentosh Militia!! Today were taking a look at The Unfair Game Show Show of Unfair Games. They're playing a game where none of them recorded the show at the same time so were gonna see how that turns out! Make sure to smush that bell and Minkensmash that subscribe button. Love you guys. My Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Mikentosh Freak Beats Latest Vid: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Winkie man called me at 3 am n...

Hello hello hello and welcome back to the Unfair Game Show Show! This week our three wonderful contestants are trying to finish the Idiom for a chance to, you guessed it, SPIN THE WHEEL ! The wheel offers many lucrative and attractive prizes and no one even has to get punched in the heart this time. How fast can you eat something? Take a sea, buckle Up, and watch out for Charles because its time t...

Hey Everybody, welcome back to the show. Today's game is a real slapper if I do say so myself. Come over to the studio and watch our 3 contestants attempt to attribute fictitious quotes to their real sources. Who said "I'm doing well thanks for asking?" Wait.. that was...the contestants... so... wait this cant be real I need to set it on fire. Anyway, Come learn some not-quotes a...

Welcome to Gilmore Girls Trivia! This week on the show our contestants take a stroll through, uh, Stars Hollow and try to recall (or, more realistically, make up) the answers to some of the toughest questions about Gilmore Girls you could ask three guys who have never seen Gilmore Girls. So come on over to the studio and test your Gilmore Girl knowledge with them and hopefully you'll have fun...

Welcome back to the show and head on over to the debate stage! This week our three contestants - esteemed politicians the world over - participate in some enchanting arguments on their path to the presidency. They aren't afraid to get into it either, as they breach hot topics like The Electric Company but for Meat, The Truth Behind Alvin and the Chipmunks, a 6 minute monologue about ranked sex...

Welcome to the show, and welcome to Wait, We're Playing a Game? The game full of little games to get points here and there surrounded by a bunch of talking about video games and video game news. The contestants must cover it all this week: dip back into Warhammer with some Darktide, John Halo exists, The state of modern gaming is depressing, Draw Three Separate Octopuses, Will Marathon have th...

Welcome Back! This week we join our contestants on the high speed Train of Trials as they make their way from car to car gathering priceless artifacts, and besting the terrible beasts that hold them dear. If a tree shoots your dad in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? What is the sound of one ass cheek clapping? These questions and mor - GREETINGS, IT IS I, MIKE FROM C...

Welcome to the Show! Sorry Ohio, Don't answer the 3AM phone call from Kobe, Throw a fish in the lawnmower, Drink your Scruzz , Meet the new Kid Rock, Survive the long poop - become a straw for a bit, Competitively piss your pants, Go to jail for Kyle Crimes, and punch a child like the Avengers! Is it Better Worse or The Same? Theme: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ash k⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ . ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Riverland Games⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Reviews⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Welcome back to the show! This week's episode is called Six Degrees to Grimace , or, as some of our contestants seem to think Get to Grimace Immediately Using Connections as Vague as the Concept of Time . Either way were here to play. Our contestants have to get to one entity to the next in only six moves, its really that simple. Did Beyonce win a Tony? Has Octomom seen Spacejam? Who really ki...

Uh Oh, and Welcome back to the show. This week, we have a slam-jammer of an episode in WHOS THAT LITTLE PERVERT . The contestants are given clues and then must guess who that little pervert is. Its wild. Its sexual. Its Wexual. Come on up and see if you can guess WHOS THAT LITTLE PERVERT?!?!? Theme: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Ash k⁠⁠⁠⁠ . ⁠⁠⁠⁠Riverland Games⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Reviews⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠ Twitter?

Hey everybody, how are you doing? Welcome back to the show! This Week we have Chimera Conqueror - a wild game of Frankensteinian Creature Creation! Our contestants are given a task they must complete and a husk of a body to do it with. They must add a head, arms, and legs until their horrible abomination is ready to be set free on the world. Will they be able to scare the Scooby Doo gang? Will the...

Welcome back to the sh-Arena! This week our three competitors find themselves in a battle to the death! (Which happens more often than you'd think on this game show). The contestants will take turns going head-to-head armed only with their wits, a weapon of their choice/imagination, and a limited list of actions they can perform. But worry not, the area is not that straight forward. The contes...

Welcome back to the show! This week we are lucky enough to be joined by three celebrity contestants who must duke it out in a battle of business acumen. Our three world-renown contestants will be presented with an Artificial Intelligence created product/service and they must make deals, trades, attempts at sabotage, and bad puns to make the investment and, later, make that sweet money. So join us...

Hwelcome on back to the Show! This week our host was feeling a little guilty about his environmental impact and called upon our three contestants for inspiration. The game is simple: The host names a famous name and the contestants explain how that person contributed to the environmental effort. The contestants can only say one word at a time and must alternate who's talking. Its a lot of almo...

Welcome to the show! Take your seat! They're all labeled " Ron ." On this episode our three contestants must guess the famous (used loosely here) Uncle and Niece/Nephew combination aided only by small hints given by our Game Master. Do you know an Uncle? Well probably, but do you know THESE Uncles? Maybe. So come on down to the studio and test that Uncle-based-intuition. While you&#3...

Welcome back! This week on the show: The CrungOlympics . Three contestants must face the challenge of their lives - a handful of half-baked game ideas. The Game Master has delivered some truly morbid merriment in forms including, but not limited to: Sleepy Static Shock , Don't Wake Grand-Pappy , and (a family favorite) Racially Motivated Trivia ! Who will walk away the champion? Tune in to fin...

Welcome back to the Unfair Game Show Show! This week our three contestants have wandered into the Goblin King Scrimblo's Interdimensional Underground Lair. Conveniently, Scrimblo is looking for a champion and he thinks one of the three might do, but not before he tests their Intelligence , Strength , and Loyalty . Thats right, our contestants (and their new goblin sidekicks) must answer trivia...