The Unblessed Podcast

Okay, so this episode WAS supposed to be about Zacchaeus (you know--the short guy who climbs up in a tree?), but we got distracted. Content warning: language, sex stuff, scat reference

Dear Daddy God, Sorry. I mean, Daddy God. Sorry. Daddy God. Sorry, I mean, Daddy God. Also, we talk about mission trips:   Content warning: Sexual references (probably)

The Sermon on the Mount is WEAKSAUCE. Scott tries to guess if something is LIONEL RICHIE or a WORSHIP SONG. Also, you won't BELIEVE what this twelve-year-old said when his parents found him after THREE (five?) DAYS! Content warning: sexual content (yep), profanity, mentions of death

WHOSE CLOTHES WILL BE LEFT BEHIND? And HOW MANY CLICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE BRIDGE? TERMINATOR TAKING OVER CHURCH!?!?

ALIENS. BROTHERS. MURDER. WAIT NOT MURDER. KIDNAPPING THOUGH.   Content warning: sexy donny osmond

Christian? Drag? MUSIC? USHERS!? PROBLEMATIC VERSES THAT HAVE INFORMED SOCIETIES OF PATRIARCHY!?!? We've got it all, kid. Content warning: sexual content (we're so sorry)

The boys talking about the IMPORTANCE of Christians in the media... and then Moses kills a bunch of people in wild and crazy ways.   Content warnings: language, mentions of death and violence

How's your heart? The boyz talk about prayer.

Speaking in tongues, pentecost, trying not to die while getting baptized, and church halloween.   Content warnings: swearing, sexual innuendos

STORE YOUR TREASURES UP! We're talking about God's house in the sky! We also talk about a REALLY awful pastor AND--speaking of Heaven--we talk about the Seventh one! Evan tells a great joke, too.   Content warnings: language, sexy language, and mentions of racism.

The boys talk about upset grandpas going to college, nerdy college ministry days, and verses about forgiveness.   Content warnings: language and adult content

Scott and Evan talk about hell. And journaling. And Rob Bell. And hell. And Evan also makes Scott cry... kinda.   Content warnings: suicide, hell, language

One of the WILDEST stories in the Bible. Will Abraham sacrifice his son?? Also. Evan and Scott also talk about women in positions of preaching.   Content warning: sacrifice, the usual lewd speak, etc.

Of course, the first church meeting is about schlongs. Scott and Evan also talk about megachurches and early 2000s Christian worship music.   Content warning: I mean... we talk about penises a lot in this episode. So... sex and language.

Gideon's got that DAAWG in him. We also discuss Chic-Fil-A.   Content warnings:   Mentions of violence, sexual acts, and two guys just beating a dead horse for 56 minutes.

Buckle up, buckaroos! We have steamy old pastors, Captain Falcon ACCEPTS  CHRIST, and Job WINS a replacement family after enduring God's gauntlet of suffering.   Content warning: Mentions of suicide, gun violence, sex, death, and language

Scott and Evan discuss the Love Dare, Fireproof, Ryan Foley, and then Scott makes a herculean attempt at interpreting Song 3--and to his surprise, Song 4.   Content warnings: Mentions of Gun violence, foul language, and sex.

Who has the MANLIEST church?? And what is a GIRAFFE doing wearing HEADPHONES in a commercial about going to see his brethren in captivity in Kentucky!? Scott and Evan also talk about a metal kill in the book of Numbers.   Content warning: Bible murder, language (mostly Evan), and inaccurate depictions of giraffes

It wasn't easy... but nothing is. Scott tries to interpret Song of Solomon Chapter 2. The fellas talk about being AV guys at church. And Evan probably ensures we never go on the 700 Club ever. Content warning: Sex. Lots. Even if Scott says there isn't.

Saul encounters Gilbert GODfried in this whacky zany episode!!

Song of Solomon is NOT about S3X (according to Scott). Evan and Scott also saw some cool movies. They also come across a verse in the Bible that they can't make a joke about. Content warnings: NOT S3X.

HIDE THE EGGS! IT'S EASTER TIME! We talk about the stories surrounding the resurrection of Jesus as well as Easter services.

Seminaries HATE these guys, but PASTORS love them! Also, what on God's blue Earth was happening on Noah's ark? Content warnings: Animal death, human death, and.... like, a lot of death

The STEAMIEST love story in the BIBLE. And WORSHIP LEADER has been COPYRIGHTED?! It's getting crazy, fam.   I shouldn't say "fam."

The TRUTH About Vacation Bible School. Christian CRUISES. And the boys talk about Jericho.