The Long Take

We saw one of the best movies of the year and Killers of the Flower Moon. Truly one of the podcasts of all time this one. Killers of the Flower Moon: 00:00-1:23:29 Taylor Swift: 1:23:29-End

Will AI take over the world? Will the Dutch accent take over the world? Odds are pretty even between both outcomes. The Creator is a new ambitious SyFy about a world with AI everywhere in life and a hero who needs to find his place in the world. A Haunting in Venice is another fun "who done it". We also have a new recommendation for everyone Enjoy. The Creator; 00:00-1:03:30 A Haunting i...

We watched the comedy hit of the fall and Bottoms ft Marshawn Lynch. The Nun 2 was one of the movies of all time. The Nun 2 00:00-47:57 Bottoms 47:57-1:26:56

The biggest weekend for movies in years and Michael Cera was there. You can support striking workers and those affected by the strike by donating to the Entertainment Community Fund: https://entertainmentcommunity.org/ SAG and WGA Strike: 00:00-7:54 Barbie: 7:54-49:49 Oppenheimer: 49:49-1:37:24 All the other stuff: 1:37:24-1:55:46

Might as well call these retrospective at this point.

The year of the very very long best picture nominees. Most of them are too long. Some of them are bad @Elvis. But we watched them so you can copy and paste an opinion for Sunday March 12th. ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT: 8:28-21:45 AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER: 21:45-26:32 THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN: 26:32-37:27 ELVIS: 37:27-42:28 EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE: 42:28-51:52 THE FABELMANS: 51:52-56:...

.......ants........ants......ants....ANT-MAN and Taxi Driver. Ants: 00:00-28:49 SpOiLzErS: 28:49-55:27 Taxi Driver: 55:27-01:26:02 Over/Under: 01:26:02-01:30:59

Big box office James Cameron is back baby. He's got another ham-fisted environmental message shoved into a 3D spectacle for the eyes. He can do no wrong. The money will keep flowing because you probably already saw it. Benoit Blanc is also back and on the case of Elon Musk. Will he discover how Elon lost 200 billion dollars? Who knows? SPOILERS FOR ALL Avatar 2- 00:00-59:18 Glass Onion- 59:18-01:4...

We. Are. Back. and more inconsistent than ever, but this week we got to talk about some good movies and one crap one. This is the busy season for movies and especially when they all come out in the same month. Next few episodes will be trying to cover as many of them as we can so just stick with us. Black Panther 00:00- 38:42 SPOILERS: 38:42-55:20 Black Adam: 55:20- 1:05:40 The Menu: 1:05:40-1:31:...

It's been 1 year of The Long Take with Keshav and Michael! We want to thank everyone who's listened to us talk through movies for the past year (and some change because lol what is consistency). To celebrate we wanted to talk about each of our favorite movies and explain why we love them. Listen, enjoy, and if you haven't seen these yet then watch them. Whiplash; 00:00-59:49 Moonlight; 59:49-01:48...

Two amazing sequels here. Two incredible works of art.  Two banger sound tracks. Eventually we'll talk about new releases too.

Keshav and Michael are tired. Exhausted by reality. In need of good popcorn movies. These were a fun time. Enjoy and sorry for the delay! Bullet Train; 00:00-33:00  SPOILERS/What is Brad Pit Doing?; 33:00-46:48 Prey; 46:48-01:10:01 OVER/UNNDER; 01:10:01-01:16:29

Talking about the man, the myth, the one destined to save the world from bad directors, Jordan Peele. We love this guy. He's hilarious, seems down to Earth, wants to make movies about important subjects, and only wants to make original films which is commendable considering how much money he could probably make if he did Thor 7: The Dark World pt 2.  We also discuss Auteur theory and why it's...

Taika Waititi. Our favorite kiwi is back directing the a Thor movie, but he wasn't always living large in the big city. Long long ago, Taika made a movie called "What We Do In The Shadows" and it was much better than the new Thor. Then two podcast bros decided to talk about it. Thor: Love and Thunder- 00-59:30 What We Do in the Shadows- 59:30-1:25:36

Een ba sagas pem pluka cama Elvis yee Minions: Dif de Gru.  Tos Tom Hanks sim gib sim ta Minions? no.  No le modohs Elvis- 00:00:00-00:48:22 Minions:-00:48:22-01:27:11 Which Minion Are We?- 01:27:11-End

There are many things we can criticize Disney for. Being racist, ruining Star Wars, making Song of the South, Orlando, but if there's one thing that always makes a quality products it's Pixar (and Club Penguin). Did they do it again with Lightyear thought? Lightyear; 00:00-51:10 Toy Story; 51:10- 1:21:30 Overrated/Underrated; 1:21:30-01:33:51

"Alan!" The conclusions to both Jurassic trilogies. They both suck. Thanks to Rishi Wagle for the audio production. Jurassic World: Dominion- 00:00-57:30 Jurassic Park 3- 57:30-1:21:53 Under or Over- 1:21:53-End

We loved the Naval recruiting movie with scientology daddy, and wanted to die watching the A24 film. Sometimes the film gods giveth and sometimes they give you Mansplaining the movie.  And apologies for this one being so late. We're aware, but coordinating schedules isn't the easiest at the moment. 00:00-48:03 Top Gun: Maverick 48:03-01:41:20- Men

We're back and recording in person. Comment and let us know if you miss the 3 second delay between comments. We know we will. Cumberbitch is good ole' Doc Strange again and Sam Raimi makes weird choices. We talk about all of that and Wanda's kids. 2:24 Doctor Strange 52:15 The Evil Dead This episode is a Rishi Wagle production (that's why it sounds good)

This week we watched 3 great movies, 2 of which have the longest titles we've had on this podcast. That probably means that this episode is hard to read on your phone right now. Eh, what can we do. 00:00-47:25 Everything Everywhere 47:25-1:29:20 The Northman 1:29:20-End 

#MorbiusSweep R.I.P. to Keshav's James Bond videos being taken down from YouTube. 00;58 Morbius 52;11 Sonic 2

He could have killed him. That's Pure out of control rage and violence- Judd Apatow I'm not saying it was 9/11- Some Guy on Twitter In a world full of Will Smiths, be a Zelensky- Another guy on Twitter We also talk about Turning Red.

Sorry for the delay on this one, but we're back and so are the stars of Twilight just in very different movies. Keshav said he doesn't like Christopher Nolan, but take a shot for every Nolan film he says he likes in this and see if he was lying. Discussion Times The Batman- 7:37 Spencer-56:55

If you had a choice between Tom Holland not being a movie star or Zendaya not being a TV star which would you choose? Food for thought. Will we ever bring back actual descriptions? no.

This episode contains much discussion about the male genitalia as seen in Jackass and hot takes about Bradley Cooper. Will Michael get canceled this episode? Find out. Jackass; 23:32 Nightmare Alley; 53:08