The Judgy Bitch Pod

Growing up as a millennial in East Germany meant waiting, sharing, and making the most of very little. In this solo episode, I take you back to a childhood before streaming, smartphones, and endless choices — with only two TV channels, one Barbie, cassette tapes, knockoff brands, handmade holidays, and a lot of freedom kids today would never understand. A nostalgic, funny, and honest look at how s...

'Tis the season: It’s my very first solo episode and the last one of the year! With a sleepy Peanut cameo, I open up about my 2025 journey: the wins, the struggles, and everything in between. I recap every episode, thank my amazing guests, friends and bitch besties for all the love and support, and send everyone warm holiday wishes. See you in 2026 — buckle up, bitches besties! 💋🎄🐶

In this episode, Melli and Paige dive deep into the mysterious death of Ellen Greenberg — the Philadelphia teacher found with 20 stab wounds yet ruled a suicide. We unpack the medical examiner’s flip-flop from homicide to suicide, the suspicious details, and why so many believe there’s more to this story. Was it true crime… or a true cover-up?

Ever wondered what really happens in a psychic reading? Medium Stephanie from Tangerine Sage Healing gives me (and you) a mini meditation and energy reading that gets very personal — from my “silver heart” to a message from my grandfather.

Emily, founder of The Perimenopause Hub, joins Melli to talk all things hormones, hot flashes, and identity shifts. They unpack the signs, surprises, and self-care tools every woman should know — with honesty, humor, and zero shame. Because even when our hormones are wild, we’re still that bitch.

This week on The Judgy Bitch Pod, we’re getting real about endometriosis — the pain, the stigma, and the constant fight to be taken seriously. I’m joined by Portland specialist Dr. Nicholas Fogelson , one of the leading experts in endometriosis care, to break down what’s actually happening in the body, why diagnosis takes so long, and what real treatment options look like. Dr. Fogelson shares the...

This week on The Judgy Bitch Pod , Melli welcomes Romi for her very first appearance — and things get juicy fast. The two dive into this season of Love Island USA , break down the new spinoff Beyond the Villa , and share their unfiltered takes on who’s giving main-character energy and who needs to pack their bags. Romi also spills on her real-life adventure — a dentist trip to Ecuador (yes, Ecuado...

This week, I’m sharing something a little different. I recently joined Tammy on her podcast The Path to Transformation to talk about how I came to America, my past abusive marriage, and the journey that led me to becoming… well, The Judgy Bitch. Tammy was kind enough to let me share that conversation here as a bonus episode while I take some time off for surgery and recovery. It’s raw, it’s real,...

This week, your favorite main bitch Melli is back with Molly — and the stars (and Swifties) have aligned! 💫 Molly’s TikTok has been on fire lately with all her Taylor Swift theories, so of course we had to talk about her obsession, the bread rumors, and why she’s living her best Swiftie life. Then she reads my birth chart and breaks down what the universe really has to say about me — from my risi...

This week, I sit down with Tammy, who opens up about losing her mom and how grief reshaped her life. We talk about what it’s really like to navigate loss, why you don’t just “heal” from it, and how she’s learned to live with grief while leaning into gratitude and sound baths. Tammy also shares her own podcast journey, and of course, we play some judgy games to keep it real. Whether you’ve been thr...

From side parts to pumpkin spice, we’re getting judgy about all things millennial. This week’s guest slid straight from TikTok into the pod, and together we tackle bangs, adulting, avocado toast, and the eternal question: how the hell do you get TikTok famous?

In our very first true crime deep dive, we take on the heartbreaking and haunting case of the four University of Idaho students murdered in their home in November 2022. This case has stuck with us — maybe because it feels like every woman’s worst nightmare. We walk through what happened, how the suspect was tracked down and arrested, and we share our own thoughts on what may have led to these sens...

Pack your bags and polish that resume, bitch besties — we’re going on a ride. In this episode, I sit down with recruiter Steven to spill the tea on job interviews, resume red flags, and why so many “EA” roles are actually just admin in disguise. But it’s not all career talk — we also dive into Steven’s Bali adventures, our mutual love for Simple Plan and Yellowcard, and his obsession with festival...

This week, Melli sits down with her former coworker Anna — a copywriter, storyteller, yoga teacher, and Reiki practitioner — to explore the unexpected intersections of creativity and healing. From the art of finding the right words to the energy of aligning mind and body, Anna shares how storytelling and spirituality can flow together in everyday life. Buckle up, bitches — it’s equal parts inspiri...

In this episode, I sit down with Cat — the powerhouse who wrote, produced, and directed her own Beauty and the Beast parody ( The Enchanted Silverware ) and premiered it at the Hollywood Fringe Festival. We spill the tea on what it’s like to bring enchanted forks and spoons to life on stage, the wild world of theater, and Cat’s own incredible story of surviving a heart attack at a shockingly young...

Grab your leash and your latte, bitch besties — this week we’re diving nose-first into the world of Cavapoos with the founder of Cavapoo Friends NYC. We swap stories about our own fluffy little divas, dish out real (and a little judgy) advice for fellow pawrents, and yes… we call out the cringe things we’ve seen in the dog park. If you’re a Cavapoo lover, a proud dog mom, or just here for the tea...

In this episode, I’m joined by Sarah to unpack the wildest Swedish sayings (yes, there’s a cow on the ice and someone’s shitting in a blue cupboard). We try to guess what these hilarious idioms mean — and roast them along the way. Oh, and SKIMS launched nipple bras… so obviously we had thoughts. Buckle up, bitches — it’s a judgy ride.

Think your friend group is messy? Wait till you hear what went down in The Valley. Season 2 is a full-blown disaster—and Holly and I are here to judge it. Jax spirals, Brittany sets boundaries, and Jesse and Michelle’s divorce turns into a Bravo battlefield. We’ve got exposed group chats, accidental engagement reveals, and a reunion that proves nobody on this show knows what accountability means....

We dive into all the juiciest moments from The Valley Season 1 — from babymoons and breakups to pants being pulled down at the pool. Plus, we play a little “This or That” and our own twist on “Fuck, Marry, Kill” with the cast you love (and love to hate).

It’s the very first episode of The Judgy Bitch Pod , and who better to kick things off with than my bestie Simone — a fellow German bitch with a sharp tongue and even sharper wit. We dive into all things Deutsch , from hilarious German traditions to sayings that make zero sense in English (but somehow hit hard). We also spill how we met, our funniest memories together, and play some ridiculous gam...