The JB and Sandy Show

Would you rather give a comfortable sixty percent and keep your programs, or burn every drop of might before lunch? Sandy opens from the shadow of the 360 Bridge with a big-show tease for Steven Presley, Dr. Bob, and JB's sister Chris, then Tricia's First Laugh lands: she does not want her best, she wants a solid sixty and time to watch her shows. JB clocks her as a don't-worry-about-it person, an...

Dr. Robert Caridi of Westlake Plastic Surgery is back with JB & Sandy for a candid, funny conversation about GLP-1 weight loss, plastic surgery, aging, skincare, social media and body image. Plus, Dr. Caridi weighs in on how Austin has changed, why we need to put down our phones, and whether he’d recommend becoming a doctor today. Smart, funny and completely unfiltered.

What do Waymos on freeways, birthday realtor tears, and a Bevo Trojan horse have in common? The complete podcast-clean edition of The JB and Sandy Show for September 24, 2026. Sandy, JB, and Tricia cover crane rentals and becoming your parents, Waymos and Tesla three strikes, Rapid Fire with JB, Care Don't Care on vegans and Colonel Cody, Athena the owl, Christina's $550 Minute to Win It, JB's bir...

What is the first chore you would hand a house robot before it even unpacks? Tricia's Things We Learned board closes the show: Big Frank may be doing double duty, Christina banks $550 from Minute to Win It (Golden Corral buffet fantasies included), JB's realtor birthday notes still have him emotional, the crew revisits laundry and neck-rub robot priorities, and JB keeps his birthday dinner reserva...

Would dressing the President as Bevo be the ultimate Trojan horse into Neyland? Sandy, JB, and Tricia tee up Knoxville: the only-one-UT and only-one-correct-orange trash talk, then dive into the big VIP. President Trump is headed to Saturday's Texas-Tennessee game, ESPN won't confirm College GameDay, and the crew floats a Bevo mascot reveal, Army-Navy security flashbacks, Nixon as the last preside...

Who actually remembers your birthday better, your friends or your dentist? JB usually skips acknowledging his own birthday, then almost cries at all the meaningful emails and texts from realtors, dentists, eye doctors, chiropractors, and the guy who sold him the car. Scott Crossett at Apple Leasing used to handwrite cards. Now there are pen bots. If you love The JB and Sandy Show, subscribe, leave...

If a thirty-thousand-dollar robot moved into your house tomorrow, what is job one? JB is obsessing over Tesla humanoids: Sandy wants laundry only and names him Jack Brown, JB teaches neck massages, Tricia wants cook and deliver. Then caller Howard would trust one to tend the offset smoker for sixteen hours while he stays a feel smoker on fatty side up. If you love The JB and Sandy Show, subscribe,...

Would you walk half a mile with four bags just to find your Uber? Story We Love opens with Tricia's Keith Whitley mishear I'm no stranger to Lorraine, then the ABIA rideshare reality: leave the terminal, hike the red garage, and hope yellow seven is real. New arrivals hall helps someday. In the 2030s. Bumper sticker suggestion: Austin, it'll be great when they're done building it. If you love The...

Who is the deepest American Idol cut you can still pull out of thin air? Sandy swears he clocked Carrie Underwood as a star on day one, then the table tumbles through Justin Guarini, Clay Aiken, Fantasia, Ruben Studdard, Sanjaya, Nikki McKibbin, and whether Kelly Clarkson beats Carrie. Jennifer Hudson's anthem lands in the top five with Whitney and Chris Stapleton. If you love The JB and Sandy Sho...

Have you ever called a clown and gotten a voicemail that said I'm out clowning around? Halloween is coming and Amazon's Jabber and Jack sings through a Zoom call, which sends the table straight into Austin's old clown scene: Puddles, Limpy, Balloon Attack, and Doodlebug leaving Pecan Grove fully clowned up in a Camry. JB almost wrecks behind a clown van and the voicemail is perfect. If you love Th...

What is the dumbest birthday hope that ever met a junk drawer? Happy on cake day for JB: Tricia kicks off the gift era with tissue paper, dad mails a Metallica hair-band card stuffed with twenty Argentina pesos, and the prize is a tub of Haribo travel packs. Later JB's pre-bed shower birthday hopes crash into a five AM junk drawer nesting purge. If you love The JB and Sandy Show, subscribe, leave...

How would you spend five hundred fifty bucks if Botox were your unit of measure? Christina from Dripping Springs cleans up Minute to Win It for $550, then the table prices purses and facials in Botox units and invents a walk-in Botox trailer that parks in front of office buildings with no appointment needed. JB vows he will be there later. Gift-era birthday teases stay for the next bit. If you lov...

Would you send a rescued baby owl straight back to the nest where everything went sideways? Story We Love: Athena the Wildflower Center owl loses a baby when her injured mate cannot hunt, then the surviving owlette is rehabbed and released yesterday without looking back. The table worries the little dude will get triggered at the scene of the crime, hates how overused that word is, and coaches par...

Would you care where Austin ranked for vegetarians when the room is eating ribeye and eggs? Care Don't Care: Sandy refuses the vegan-city list, JB admits forced vegetarians and his nephew the unethical vegetarian who only did it to lose weight, then Dolly Parton's Cup of Ambition coffee rolls out nationwide. Finally a mom delivers in a KFC parking lot and nicknames the baby Colonel Cody, while Tri...

What news story lights you up that nobody else cares about? Rapid Fire Q and A puts JB on the hot seat: Porsche doubles down on a flat V8 while the world goes electric, boiled okra is the one texture he side-eyes, and Tricia still refuses squash after an hours-long childhood standoff. Then Sandy puts her foot down on ruined AirPods while JB backpedals out of a three-hundred-dollar Perla's oyster t...

Would you trust a driverless car that just merged onto Mopac beside you? Story We Love: Waymo starts gradual freeway trips through Uber in Austin, JB clocks one on Mopac, and the table digs into whether highways are actually easier than downtown stare-downs. Tricia's friend has Tesla self-driving on a ninety-nine-a-month subscription with three strikes before it pulls you over like your mom. Sandy...

Would you rather own one crane for life or accidentally invent the orange-barrel empire? Sandy opens from the shadow of the 360 Bridge, then the table spirals through Tyvek, crane-operator nightmares, YouTube eel farming, and Tricia's First Laugh about the blink when you go from young and cool to knowing which spot has the good coleslaw. Suddenly you're the insurance-commercial parent who gets exc...

What do Fat Bear Week, a Waymo on the freeway, and a five-head bangs roast have in common? The complete podcast-clean edition of The JB and Sandy Show for September 23, 2026. Sandy, JB, and Tricia cover Creepy Uncle Randy and gray hair, Seaholm water works and Idiocracy, Tricia vs Amazon on Ungentlemanly Warfare, Lenny Kravitz Ken dolls and wildlife overpasses, ACL mud bowl grass, Book of Records...

Episode 2: What is the one look from your spouse that makes you backpedal every time? Tricia's Things We Learned board closes the show: anonymous Howard lands in the Amazing Book of Records for most miles over the limit, JB admits a healthy fear of wife Aaron and daughter after Rapid Fire, and Ella Langley sits at twenty-three weeks number one on the Hot 100. Bonus roast: speckled-pup bangs, five...

Episode 1: Would a pile of bear poop on the wood floor be enough to tip you off before you turned the corner? Tricia loses it when Big Frank talks Fat Bear Week on the air, leaves him a talk-back love note for the fat bears, and outs the defending champ Chunk for winning with a broken jaw. Then Sandy drops the Colorado Airbnb story: naps, a balcony climber, and the massive pile of poo that kept hi...

Has your dog ever chosen the street over the grass on purpose? JB's foster-turned-forever Boston mix Marty was a backyard puppy-mill stray who still poops on concrete, skips the poop polka, and forces the poopy-bag walk of shame in front of the neighbors. Then the table almost kidnaps a handsome unleashed dog from a passed-out guy on the 71 and South Congress overpass and debates naming him Homie....

What is the wildest speeding ticket story you would put in a book of records? JB and Sandy reopen the Amazing Book of Records for most miles over the limit. Tricia's Explorer lead foot sets the table, then caller Howard rides a Harley Road King out of Llano with a bachelor-party passenger, hits 111 in a 55, gets talked down to 101, and pays a three-hundred-dollar lesson. Straggler Lance follows wi...

Would you trust a driverless car merging onto Mopac at seventy? Story We Love: Waymo starts gradual freeway rides in Austin through Uber, Tricia spots one outside the downtown bubble, and the table digs into whether highways are simpler than congested streets. JB wants Tesla self-driving next, learns it is a ninety-nine-dollar subscription, and walks through the three-strike attention timeout that...

What news story do you care about that nobody else gives a darn about? Rapid Fire Q and A with JB: Porsche doubles down on a flat V8 while everyone else goes electric, Tricia's hours-long childhood squash standoff still blocks squash as an adult, and Sandy refuses Habsies on ruined AirPods. Closing bit: JB backpedals out of a Perla's date-night veto after one look that said you will pay for that l...

Do you wait for the whole season, or watch weekly like a commoner? Fall TV kickoff: Brothers with McConaughey and Harrelson is out, then Tricia is fired up about Mobland season two on Paramount, Guy Ritchie, Tom Hardy, and Helen Mirren. She maps it as modern Peaky Blinders, fights the weekly-versus-binge marriage rule, and admits common ground gets harder after years together. Bonus: Rocket Money...