The Infinite Weekend Podcast

Send a text Every woman a guy has ever met has gone through "the system".  If you know, you know.  Sorry ladies, but even your guy "BFF" has put you through the system.  You're not like his sister. Maybe step-sister *heh*.  Why don't men carry purses? What would you keep in there? Recap Halloween 2022. Support the show

Send a text When you're a kid Halloween is one one of the best holidays because....candy. Duh. Once you're a young adult Halloween is all about the parties and costumes (barely). In your 30s is kinda sad. But hey, at least we can all laugh at Elon Musk rampaging through the Twitter offices like Godzilla.  What's your favorite scary movie? *ugh a Scream reference? gross* I'm sur...

Send a text "Your Truth". Probably one of the dumbest phrases out there. People use it all the time. Even when that "truth" get's blindsided by the Mac truck of reality.  Make-a-Wish? Charity or Celebrity PR Stunt? PSA: Make an effort to hang out with the boys.  Support the show

Send a text Ya'll think the metaverse is all rainbows and heart emojis? Or like living your favorite video game a la Ready Player One? Nah bro, it's gonna be weird. Really weird.  Activist. Protestor. Vegan. Crossfitter. What do these words have in common. They are titles held by the most annoying and useless people on the planet. Support the show

Send a text So we're doing a social media purge month.  Ever find yourself scrolling though instagram thots as soon as you wake up and it's the last thing you do before bed? Do you spend entirely too long on the shitter reading an article on facebook? Did your whole mood for the day change because of an argument with a random on twitter? Then you might need a break as well.  Support the...

Send a text Dreams. Everyone has them. Some have wet dreams. Even fewer follow their dreams.  Red flags are not to be ignored, especially on a Tinder date. Guy code is stronger than girl code. Agree or disagree? Support the show

Send a text Calling all businesses? Do you want really cheap advertising? Like REALLY cheap? Say the cost of a T-shirt? Well you are in luck. DM for details. *we just want free t-shirts Asking out that smoke show in the gym? Is it a good idea or a bad idea? Customer service is at an all time low. What is the solution? Well if you're going to be weird, at least be hot.  Support the show

Send a text God save the Queen! While the UK is mourning Queen Elizabeth's passing, we have to ask, why do Americans care so much? Bringing in a resident Royalty expert from the UK to give us all the answers. We dive deep into the differences between football and "handegg"? What does the queen have to do with porn? Nothing. But we talk about it anyway. Can't be helped.  Support...

Send a text Parents, do you know what your kids are doing in a teepee in the backyard? Our first special guest, Kaily, joined us on the pod. Mostly because she was bored so why not. Support the show

Send a text We may have got a little tipsy this time. We talk about all our favorite vices. Which famous person would you most want to be your BFF? Got a response from a teacher and Zach's war continues. Support the show

Send a text Let's explore some conspiracy theories Also, we may get some teachers upset with this one.  Support the show

Send a text Trying some structure this week. We have the Short Fuse Segment. Josh tries his hand at  remodeling and Zach is accused of line jumping Then the important and always correct take on things happening this week in our stupid society. Spoiler: we are so fucked We finish up with the Podium Finish Top 3 - cult classics that were box office bombs Support the show

Send a text After a trip to Alaska and Covid (probably) kept us away, we're back on the mics fully rejuvenated.  Zach recaps his trip to Alaska. We finally give in to one fans request and crank out a top 5. Get comfy, turn down the lights and listen up.  Support the show

Send a text Listen up Gen Z. We about to spill the tea. It's gonna be lit fam. You might think being in your 30s is mid, but that shit is bussin fr fr. on god! Enjoy the latest entry in the saga of Zach the Absolute Creep We did toilet humor again. Sorry.  We can't be helped.  Support the show

Send a text Gen Z doesn't realize it yet, but what they think is trendy now, will make them cringe in 10 years. You don't know you're the douchebag until you're out of that phase. Scientists! Why don't we know what humans eat? Is it meat? Is it nuts and berries? I need to know!!! Support the show

Send a text let's be honest, we all do some weird shit in the shower. What is your secret shower ritual? Speaking of weird, you know YouTube binges are off the charts at 3am. Why does it always end with a video 2 dudes in rags making a 5 star resort out of mud? Support the show

Send a text Testing out a new intro theme. Let us know what you think so we can not care and do it anyway. *We couldn't stop doing the "radio man" voice Surprise Kinks! I'm into THIS now! Why Josh has the nickname "Short Fuse" Does Zach make his 0-face in public and doesn't know it? Support the show

Send a text We finally make it to double digits. Big episode 1-0!  Thoughts on the latest in the saga of Heard v. Depp Also hitting some current events and random weird news stories.  Attention beta males! We got beef! What are you doing?! What are interdimensional elves really like? Support the show

Send a text Oh boy, we really had a bee in our bonnets on this episode.  Support the show

Send a text We take it way back to early 2000s where everyone tried their hardest to look as douchey as possible. No one could escape it.  When you have a vivid dream about an ex, things can get.....hairy. Didn't know how to end the episode so we used a lifeline: Phone a Friend Support the show

Send a text Stranger Things season 4 came out and it's all we can think about. We binge watched all 9+ hours and of course, we have thoughts!  Lastly we do our favorite activity.....diving into Josh's mind. Will we escape his upside down? Support the show

Send a text The new SI Swimsuit cover comes out and we have some.....thoughts. Did we just get cancelled? 99% of people enjoy naps and working from home. The remaining 1% are probably serial killers. Find out which one of us might need therapy. Quote of the week: "OnlyFans? Is that where you sit on stuff and people pay?" Support the show

Send a text The cliche is "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but what if you never leave? We talk about our first impressions of Las Vegas. One of us wins big, the other wanted to flip the tables and walk out.  We will be going back for round 2! Support the show

Send a text Things to remember - Put your cart back at the grocery store, keep the bush in check, and sometimes you just need a good cry. Support the show

Send a text Q: What do you get when you cross Batman, a reclaimed fish, and talcum powder? A: This weeks episode!!! Support the show