The Important Questions

On your screen above this text is a nice juicy package on a well-known Marvel Cinematic Universe villain. Rocking a 6 pack over that package and a tightly fitting 'I'm With Stupid' shirt - you might wonder why the hell this sexy Thanos is displayed in this episode. Well one really stupid cohost is about to bear it all. Here is the topics for the show:1) What are some signs you are becoming the old...

We told you we'd release on Tuesdays and by God we did it. Sticking to that weekly structure you know and love, building that rapport. All of that is almost as important as this week's questions.... 1) What is the most money you would spend on a short term experience? 2) What is an incorrect view we had on something that was learned too late in life? 3) What ads are you most susceptible to? 4) Wha...

Every week, The Acolytes of Knowledge seek to answer the most important questions in life. We answer them incredibly sufficiently. This episode, we will cover: 1) What's the go-to dinner when you don't know what's for dinner? 2) What are the people camping on stage performing? 3) Did Jesus f*ck? (Censorship incase they don't like pushing shows with naughty descriptions). 4) Would you order milk at...

Every week, we seek to answer life's most important questions. This week, the questions are: 1) What if all buttholes had labias? 2) What would it be like if all inanimate objects were sexual beings? 3) What midwestern style cuisine would offend high class elites? 4) What would a modern cross country drive through the US attribute to a new Oregon Trail game? -Leave us a review on your podcast dire...

What's our show? It's 4 hosts and 4 questions every week!

Hello, and welcome to the first episode of this show. As far as comedy podcasts go, I've always had a little trouble getting past long ad breaks, cold opens that lack context, and feeling like I'm part of some inside joke I just don't get. Comedy can still have a structure, and a grab-bag style show doesn't have to be low effort. If you're listening long term, my goal for this show is to never sac...