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This is it-- the episode you've all been waiting for! As long as what you've been waiting for is Jaleh and Jessica getting into the nitty-gritty of toxic masculinity! We discuss who actually should have been a cowboy (hint: not Joel), the difference between confidence and cockiness, and the most untoxic man of all time (Meg Cabot readers will know the answer!). Drill a hole in your wall and cover...

The merger is almost upon us, dear hearts, and like all great Bluebellians, the town is doing whatever they can to stop it. Turns out, all they needed was some historically racist pee. Plus, Shelby's baby has a daddy, Lynly reenacts an iconic Little Women moment with Tansy and a curling iron, and Jaleh and Jess are both bothered by V (the original, of course). Join us as we take a time machine bac...

Hang on to your playbills because DJ EJ is back to drop a theater in the theatre beat this week. We go in deep as we chat about why can't Zoe be creative? Also, is Tansy the worst? Plus Wade has us singing "Maybe This Time" as we Cabaret our way into becoming The Star of the Show. Come for the Ethel Merman stye showtunes but stay for the ice cream talk, dear hearts.

People are talking (like Jaleh and Jessica) Talking 'bout people (the people of Bluebell) We hear them whisper (about the Bluebell/Fillmore merger) You won't believe it! (Read the Blawker to find out more!) You'll laugh just a little too loud as we stare just a little too long at Wade in that shirt & skinny tie. But we're sure we're seeing something you see too, dear hearts. We hope to give you so...

Happy Thanks-Mukkah to you and yours! We're celebrating a new holiday with our new guest and Honorary Hart Chick Tina as we dive into a family-centric episode. If you think an OC/Gilmore Girls mash-up would be amazing, then we have NEWS for YOU. Plus, Wade has cute hair and a white button-up shirt-- we go all in on that. Get ready for our most redacted episode yet, dear hearts!

Come, Son of Jo-El! Kneel before Hart Chicks! This week, it's another Season 3 banger that's jam-packed with silliness. And if you ask Cricket, she'll add cheese to that jam. Judge Jaleh hears the case of Barf v. Poo p, and Jess sings BS. It's what you've come to expect, dear hearts, and we aim to please.  

Why do you drink, dear hearts? Is it because Honorary Hart Chick Russ is our guest? This week Zoe/Chloe and the magical Joel crash a Wilkes Family party and get to know Cousin Vivian. George and Lynly kiss in public. AB's parent visit and, boy howdy, do they love Lavon. (Side note: What is not to love?) Lemon and Wade are BFFs, y'all, even if they are no longer workplace proximity associates. Pour...

Ain't no podcast like a Hart of Dixie Chicks podcast because HODC has a many-layered Scotch egg who may or may not be Doctor Who, Lavon's great face, continued Peak George, and Belles Against Kudzu. Plus, it's Joel Vs George in a battle for Zoe Hart's heart, according to the Blawker & townie tweens. Two will enter, but who knows how many will leave? We do. That's who.

What's this? What's this?! It's Halloween in Bluebell again, and long-time dear hearts know what that means. This year is no exception-- we get an AB health scare, Joel in eyeliner, and a big Lavon surprise that may involve a manicure. Plus, Honorary Hart Chick THE Jon Timmons is here to get another lesson in relationships and feelings. Help us make it through the night, dear hearts.

Jaleh is still living that sick life & Jessica is full of pizza & beer, so we're at our very best to discuss even more season 3 hijinks. We have a two prong approach, just like Zoe, so listen in to see if it works for any of us, including Zoe's Cohen. Plus, Frank is Keith Mars, Lemon busts out the big stencils, and George gets a franks-and-thumbs. Star wipes all around, dear hearts.

Welcome to Antic Time in Bluebell, and we celebrate by going all over the map with Honorary Chick Jamie. Join us as we travel from Viking vacays to SHUT UP JOEL to Chekov's Reginald VelJohnson. We definitely think you should slip on down to the OH-asis with us, dear hearts. Even if Jamie doesn't understand.

Happy Season 3, y'all! It turns out, whenever Jaleh said that Things. Will. Happen., she was referring to this episode, where it's ALL THE THINGS. We cover New York real estate, Peak Lloyd, the best movie montages, and everyone's favorite new character. Who says you can't go home? Not us, dear hearts.

Hey dear hearts, whatcha doing? It's a holiday weekend here in the US, and your co-hosts have been dealing with Some Stuff, so we thought it was a good week to minisode. This week, it's all about Jessica BS and her amazing predictions. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and if you're lucky snot won't come out of your eyes before we tackle season 3.

It's been A WEEK, dear hearts. So, you are getting a real Basic B*tch recap. We're looking back on season 2 as a whole. We've got our top 3 episodes, Townie Royale, production love notes, and an amazing Scott Porter TV Pitch Hour. Plus, our dearest heart Russell Lloyd has a laundry list of questions and we say one more goodbye to DJ EJ. You know, your typical season wrap-up stuff.

It's the season 2 finale, and THINGS. ARE. HAPPENING! Is Zoe gone forever? (No!) Is Jonah? (Probably...) Is George? (Maybe?) Plus, we go SO all in for Tim Matheson that even HE notices, and Gloriana is a band. Make sure to stay to very end for a programming update, dear hearts.

It's all star charts and gassy balls for the Prom, dear hearts! There's drama, there's ultimatums, and there's even Rob Huebel. Le WHAT? Swipe left for Catfished Meatball and right for Hart Chicks!

Jaleh has an "early morning with her trainer," dear hearts, so we leave the money on the nightstand as we talk about If Tomorrow Never Comes. Brick finds out it IS a tumah, Tansy has bonkers brothers, George is an honorary Truitt, and is Zoe out of her freakin' MIND? Pour yourself a glass of mid-brow LemonWade and meddle with us.

It's Lead Deals synergy as we welcome Hear We Go host Russ to the show today, and we're super shouty (in a good way) about it. Meanwhile, in Bluebell, it's Shakespeare with Bees?, including our hot takes about LemonWade, the Blawker Blotter, and Saved By The Bell. Dear hearts, dear hearts, we love you so.

Spring Break Woo! Bluebell becomes a college destination spot, so check out every background shot this episode. Brick is having brain troubles, but no worries, dear hearts. Why? Because Jonah's got a water bed big enough for him & Dr. Snuff Queen Zoe. Also, there are boats AND boat people. So, why don't we get lunch at school?

You go talk to your hearts, talk to dear hearts, talk to me, but we are never going to stop singing this week. Zoe is causing trouble while dealing with the break-up, but not everyone is a frog (it makes sense once you listen). Plus, if Wade & George had an adult baby, would it be Jonah? Discuss with us.

This week's a doozy and a half, dear hearts, so it's a good thing we've all turned into robo-therapists. Follow where we lead you in Where I Lead You, where there are marriages, Jedi, ethereal lady elves, and a break-up for the ages. We are Dr. Hart Chicks, and we are here to help you.

It's the Battle of the Bands, and Meatball's lyrics definitely need less cowbell. Dear hearts, this episode has everything-- Lemon lojack, Demon Nightmare Lullaby, a death story, and even another (greater) flash mob. Laugh along with us before the zombie apocalypse is upon us.

A glitch in the matrix tried to take us down, dear hearts, but we won't let that stop us. Country roads took us home to the place we belong, which makes no sense for the episode about Zoe & Wade not banging, AB & Lavon not dating after banging, and Brick & Shelby telling the town that they're currently banging. However, this is where we meet Jonah Breeland, and he's a delightful distraction. Take...

We got a feeling called the fluuuuuuuu, oh Lordy, but at least this week, it's only in Bluebell. Jaleh aces another Podcast Runway challenge when she splices in Eliza Jo with her & Jess, because she can always make it work. Get ready for yodeling, giggling, and the best quarantine that Zoe's ever seen! Slice up some strawberry pie and put on your best sick make-up, dear hearts. You look luminous.

"We're back, babies! The Chicks have reunited, and we're so excited, we can't stop talking. Good thing this episode gives us tons to talk about! Clora hijacks Zoe & George to force them into couplehood, Tansy and Wade rescue them AND rescue us from another Zoe/George coupling, and Lavon rescues AB from a faux Brit. There are terrible accents, terrible stories, and lots of singing. Sail away with u...