The Good MILF

Spooky Season is over?! Not if the Good MILF can help it, but first hear about the roller coaster rides of the various dates she's had over the past two weeks; where she rates her hinge dates like amazon reviews.  This will be an ongoing segment as we move forward because it is just as exhilarating as it is traumatizing identifying new red flags, green flags, and modernizing dating advice bas...

We’ve all been ghosted or have been the ghoster. Honestly, when you get ghosted you should just assume the guy died. So then he’s an actual literal ghost. To continue with spooky season we talk ghosts (dead and alive), signs and messages from the undead, relationship attachment styles (which are positively correlated to the act of ghosting someone), and more red flags. Hear about Crista’s interact...

Sex spells, love spells, money spells, and even spells to hex the lady that keeps letting her dog shit on your lawn. A spell for anything and everything can be found on Etsy or YouTube. Just an FYI. On this episode, we hear about Crista’s personal experience with magical herbs such as psilocybin mushrooms and Vicks Vaporub. We will touch on seduction’s role in witchcraft in order to get what you w...

10/10 Portal and SPOOKY Season is here!! Get ready to fly on The Good MILF’s broomstick for an insightful episode where sexual anthropology meets science, history, religion, the metaphysical, and the mystical.  In this episode we discuss cults; the best way to pick an ex-husband; witches; past lives; true crime; stereotypical gender norms; Mercury retrograde; toxic energy; Crista’s manifestat...

EARLY RELEASE! You’re welcome! Crista and Zeke discover what science, the CIA, and Zeke’s mom say about the best way to tell if someone is lying. They will train you on how to become human lie detectors and unmask the deception of fake bitches and fuck boys alike. Zeke is Crista's favorite dog dad and they talk about the most elaborate lie to come out of their mouths. Zeke even calls his mom to fi...

Manifesting whilst coitus and learn how you should respond to your boyfriend after he discovers that you were cheating on him with his dad.  A de-escalation technique to use in any situation.... well most situations.   After you listen to the episode and you want to learn more about de-escalation just search the world wide web for EAR statements.

Stream of consciousness monologue.  Try to keep up.

Crista and Shane discuss their own experiences with toxic Asian parenting styles, family dynamics, and reflect on the effects.  Crista comes to the conclusion that no parent really knows what they are doing and we're all just trying to thrive, survive, and keep the kid(s) alive.  Shane shares a brief history lesson of how Pride was birthed (spoiler alert: it started with a riot), and he shares the...

Crista's ready for her hot MILF summer.  She dives deep into her psyche on this solo episode and covers recent events in her personal life, reflects on the Instagram dm-er that tells her she thinks she is a "sexually liberated heroine" (not his words exactly.. but you know), receiving someone else's personalized photo collage blanket as a gift, a reiteration of 'if he wanted to he would,' a discus...

To close out and celebrate Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month and Jewish American Heritage Month, Crista is joined by her Jewish friend Jack Moody for the longest Good MILF episode EVERRR. Jack Moody hails from The Big Apple and is the voice behind the podcast The Neighbors Upstairs. Jack also moonlights as a stand-up comedian, but we’ll never know where he’s at because Jack Moody is a...

Everyone's favorite dad is back!! Carlos Spicy Weiner, who was originally the anonymous male perspective from Episode 6, in this episode, he shares his thoughts about being a second-time Dad with a baby born during the COVID-19 Pandemic; tells us about the trials and tribulations when it came to fulfilling his wife's pregnancy cravings at a time when most grocery stores were out of stock of every...

Crista dives deep into a listener's question about long-distance love.  She also introduces some tools from her metaphorical relationship advice toolbox.  All tools referenced in this episode are from books that are banned from several prisons due to their ability to persuade and/or manipulate depending on context.  Remember: play dumb, feed their ego, and create the illusion of control.

The good old days... you know what I'm talking about.. You're in your early 20's not a care in the world except what clubs you were going to go to over the weekend.  In this episode, Jenn and Crista reminisce about living in Japan and all the shit they used to get into while trying to have fun and fall in love.  Hear about how Crista used to pick up guys in bars and her infatuation with...

Sada Abe was forced to work at a brothel at the age of 17.  Spending her next years in and out of prostitution, she met the love of her life, Kichizo Ishida.  However, he was married and a womanizer.  Listen to Crista's first true crime episode on one of the most famous murders in Japanese history.   The Psychological Diagnosis of Abe Sada (1937) - "Abe is an example of the dan...

More of the shit show that was Episode 22.  Crista is still trying to get the guys of Pink Eye Productions to make sense and stop being stereotypical privileged cis white males as they discuss the book The Game by Neil Strauss and other dating tactics. What’s up with white boys always wanting to play Devil’s Advocate?

Warning:  There is a lot of shit-talking in this episode as Crista is joined by Pink Eye Productions.  Pink Eye Productions = JT from The Takedown Podcast + Jake Moody from The Neighbors Upstairs + Eric from Another Booty Lickin Track.  This league of extraordinary gentlemen help Crista dissect the book The Game, by Neil Strauss. The New York Times Best Seller shares advice on how to “seduce” and...

Everyone's favorite guest is back on and Crista saved some listener questions and stories just for him!  They also dive deep into the exponential increase in anti-Asian hate crimes since the COVID-19 pandemic, being third culture kids (an individual who grows up in a culture different from the one in which their parent(s) grew up), Crista talks about her experiences with dating apps and the fetish...

This week Crista is joined by the Psychedelic Princess herself, Shanoon Occean.  Shanoon is the creator and host of The Wolf Portal Podcast.  Crista wanted to get in touch with her metaphysical side, so she asked Shanoon to zoom in and discuss spirituality, dreams, parallel universes, meditation, ethereal philosophies, and psychedelics.  Buckle up and enjoy the trip.  Pun inten...

In honor of Women's History Month - Join Crista as she travels the globe in 30 minutes in search of badass and not very well-known women from history.  Meet Tomoe Gozen, Lozen, Nieves Fernandez, Dahomey Amazons, and Grace Sherwood.

In the continuation of Episode 17, Mario and Luigi give us an inside look at their viewpoints around dating.  We also discuss why they don't have social media, the Armie Hammer cannibalism headline, checklists when meeting an ideal partner, Mario outs Luigi as the King of two-month relationships, reasons why WE ALL ghost matches, red flags, mean girls, top tier traits guys vibe with when it comes...

Get your mind out of the gutters, you degenerates.  It's Crista's first podcast threesome with two dudes.  Meet Mario & Luigi.  Both will remain anonymous for various reasons, but here's a fun fact.  Luigi is also known as Experiment 210.  Experiment 210 was this hot guy (think Matthew McConaughey meets Luke Skywalker) Crista matched with TWO years ago, they went on a...

Crista has been trying to figure out if she’s a shitty mom, so she discusses with Angelique Clark, Fitness Youtuber, to talk about cussing in front of your kids, working out, potty training, the annoying kids shows were forced to watch, how to hide veggies in kid food, bribing your kids with sweets, some memories from high school, making your kids exercise, more mom shit, and of course the most ef...

Ghetto Ghost is a hip-hop artist who was shot 7 times at point-blank with a .45, had to go through 15 surgeries that included facial bone reconstruction, plastic surgery, and metal plate placements in his skull and face.  Even after all that, he is still making music and doing whatever the fuck he wants to do.  Hear him talk about his first exposure to hip hop, being a CRIP, his new investment ven...

After being banned from gloved boxing, El Tornado Tyler Goodjohn entered the bare-knuckle ring and is UNDEFEATED.. also, he is the World Champion... WORLD as in the planet Earth.  Listen to him talk about corruption in the fight game, what's next for him in his bare-knuckle career, the weirdest request from his Only Fans account (Yes, he bares all and puts in work... well so we’ve heard....), his...

Early release because this episode gave me all the feels when I was finalizing the edits.  Meet Ashley and Cameron as they tell us how their love story evolved after Cameron spent almost 11 years in Federal Prison for dry conspiracy charges.  Definition of dry conspiracy: a formal or written statement from an individual or group of individuals rather than physical evidence.  Cameron came out of pr...