The Girls Bathroom

S+C are coming to you straight from their Coachella bathroom floor!! Expect fave LA food recs, festival chaos, and all your dilemmas solved from the desert. This week the girls are untangling secret girlfriends, virgin Brians, and adding hussy to the TGB dictionary. Oh, and Cinzia’s officially considering a life of lies...shoutout RPatz, you started something.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ New episodes every We...

The girls are back in TGB HQ and the Sarahs did NOT hold back on the question of the week, secret pregnancies, shared vibrators and sugar daddies… we are genuinely not okay. One Sarah's mother-in-law has pulled off the most unexpected villain arc after four years of "daughter she never had" energy, another's housemate ick has taken over her entire Australia experience, and one bestie has basically...

What do you do when the Brian you're dating has a shelf just for girls? Yep, Sarah’s dealing with a truly bizarre dilemma. Meanwhile, Cinzia’s been warming up her vocal cords, but will she ever manage to pull off a prank on Sophia? And we’re also diving into the chaos of living with an ex-boyfriend, as one Sarah considers whether it’s finally time to install a mini fridge in her bedroom...

Fake careers and imaginary allergies to fake family members and secret rotisserie chickens… the girls read out your most chaotic “Question of the Week” responses. Who else thinks Tony Blair is a silver fox?? Our Sarahs are dealing with a friend who constantly lies and one-ups you, a sister who seems to shapeshift depending on who she’s around, a birthday fallout that might have ended a friendship...

X-RATED is BACK and we’re diving headfirst into our sexual awakenings… because apparently when Shrek turns human in Shrek 2, that did something to Sophia! From dolphins allegedly plotting kidnappings, to Blue Therapy debates, to the most unhinged confessions (yes, we’re talking peeing, unexpected kinks, and questionable bedtime behaviour 😭)… this episode is all over the place...

It’s the pinnacle of your week, S+C are back in TGB talking all things males! From getting undressed under the covers to blowing noses in the shower, the girls dive into all the slightly odd things your boyfriends do that drive you crazy in Question of The Week. Cinzia calls Sophia out on her lack of TikTok responses… we all know that one person who re-sends TikToks you’ve already sent them! Plus,...

Spring has well and truly sprung, and we are feeling it here at TGB HQ, the toes are out and the 3/4 sleeve tops are on. We're so here for nudelates (IFYKYK), but… we’ll take our own mats, thank you! In this episode, we uncover a wine-and-dine bandit and a tale as old as time: the never-ending problems of the girl best friend. Will Sarah and Susan make amends after listening to this episode? Who k...

We have been through it all this week and it's only Wednesday! Nostalgia is high as we go through your first ever songs on your iPods big shoutout to the iPod nanos, and Cinzia shares her blow dry tips for that extra va-va-voom. Our Sarah's reach out in despair this week, from a fiancé with extremely smelly breath to another Brian who is a bit too comfortable with his girlfriend's banking app and...

Will their big toenails ever be the same again? The girls are asking the important questions...and quickly discovering they might need the help of a podiatrist (definitely not a “pedomatrist”). Those with toenail problems please enter stage right! But toe troubles aren’t the only drama unfolding… We’re also investigating a mysterious case of stolen clothing. Our poor Sarah is simply trying to be r...

Valentine’s Day is approaching, and here at TGB HQ we’re trying to figure out one very important question: what is the boy equivalent of flowers??? One of our Sarahs admits to going on a breakfast date… a lunch date… and a dinner date all in one Valentine’s Day...clever? We think so! Are we really asking for too much these days, equality or chivalry? One Sarah asks herself that very question in th...

Men using the stairmaster, men on scooters, eating apples and microfibre cloths… niche pet peeves have officially hit an all-time high here at TGB HQ. This week we’re debating prom dress regrets (spoiler: we have none and we stand by our choices), before diving into a truly unhinged dilemma involving a saboteur...and yes, it’s Sarah’s own mum. Plus, we’ve got a special one-off star of the week to...

The girls debate Twilight loyalties, crown the bush as vintage chic, and unpack listener dilemmas, from threesomes to surprise belfies (yes, bum selfies). Plus, one Sarah finds out some very interesting information through her partner’s Whoop! And lo and behold, we have a vibrator success story. Hurrah! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on...

This week on The Girls Bathroom we are asking you, what is the cringiest thing you have ever done to flirt? From pretending to be a gamer girl to stalking his Spotify and even letting your crush give you an eyebrow split we have truly heard it all! Our Hinge chronicles are never ending here at TGB HQ as one of our Sarahs discovers it is her Brians most used app...ouch!!! Meanwhile another Sarah fi...

It’s Wednesday and we’re back in TGB HQ where things get chaotic immediately as we try and fail to figure out the difference between Hozier and Gotye, because why is the resemblance actually uncanny! Once we get past that identity crisis we dive straight into your dilemmas. On this week's agenda, we are dealing with an unwanted holiday guest, choosing between friends and a Brian yes really, jealou...

It’s the first episode of 2026, and although we’ve adopted our new motto, “let it flow and let it go,” men are still causing our Sarahs trouble. One Sarah is negotiating romance via Monzo split-the-bill requests, while another is planning a whole future with a man who ends it in two words. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls...

2026 is almost here and we’re officially entering our  let it flow and let it go  era! Could hypnotising be on the cards for 2026? Maybe. One Sarah has taken borrowing clothes to the next level by stealing her sister’s identity (Shane… or Jane enter stage left), while another Sarah is stressing because her Brian might not spend New Year’s Eve with her. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep...

It was a freezing cold Christmas eve at TGB HQ, Sarah’s far and wide wrote in with their Christmas dilemmas. One Sarah ponders on how to survive the festive period with a copycat sister in law and another wonders if she’ll ever see her own family on Christmas Day…because tis it not ever the season for a dilemma?? Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathr...

The countdown to Christmas is on and we’re in our PJs, getting in the festive spirit! This week, our Sarahs are keeping us BUSY. One Sarah has been told by a Brian that he’s a  spy  (yes, seriously…), while another Sarah is wondering why her Brian has apparently blacklisted her family from Christmas forever. Festive? Yes. Concerning? Also yes. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every wee...

Wednesday is here and we’re diving into family chaos at TGB HQ! An auntie is convinced her niece is trying to steal her Brian. Yep, that’s where we’re at. And as if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got a Brian whose relationship with his mum is just a touch too open. Like, “discussing his love life over spaghetti” open.  Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/Th...

The festive season has officially begun, and you know TGB HQ went all-in on the decorations. But what’s Christmas without a little X-rated chaos? Our Sarahs have slid into the inbox with some truly wild dilemmas: one battling an aggressively sore labia and another who’s just discovered a… let’s say  niche  new porn category. Don’t worry, we’ll bring the wholesome vibes back jus...

We’ve signed NDAs for work… but for a relationship? Absolutely not... well, unless you’re one of our Sarahs, because she’s signed one and she is in deep! We’re diving into festive decorations, your weird food combos, and of course a birthday shoutout to a fabulous husband in Star of the Week! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Gi...

Is this truly a tale as old as time… the notorious crazy ex? One Sarah is facing a hacker ex causing chaos, whilst another Sarah finds an unwelcome visitor lurking in the group chat. P.S. Whoever’s still holding onto that long chip from primary school… it might finally be time to let it go! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girl...

Happy Wednesdayyy!! Can you spot anything different? We’ve had a little makeover and we’re obsessed — hope you love it just as much as we do! This week, one Sarah might need to find herself a new man after discovering his rather peculiar bedtime habit. And as if that wasn’t enough, things take an unexpected turn when a Sarah writes in about a strange discovery around the flat involving her boyfrie...

We’re out of costume and back to our true selves—ready to dive into your dilemmas! This week, one Sarah writes in about a very smelly situation, while another opens up about her less-than-dreamy wedding day. But don’t worry, faith is fully restored with this week’s Star of the Week—a seriously swoon-worthy proposal! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGi...

You’ve all been waiting for it... we proudly present our second Haunted Halloween Special! Our beloved Malvina is back with an update, and one of our Sarahs is seriously thinking about hiring her very own Etsy witch to break a hex - because what’s Halloween without a little light curse removal?! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagra...