The Final Girl Files

Welcome to our second discussion of a Robert Zombert joint, a movie all about why you should never, under any circumstances, listen to the radio in New England.  #ImWithHer🪳 TRIGGER WARNINGS: This movie features pregnancy-based horror throughout, a scene of sexual assault, and themes of addiction and drug use (including a scene where a character relapses). Keep yourself safe, and watch at yo...

We'll take any excuse to talk about the blorbos. Happy Halloween, loyal listeners! ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ‎‎  ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our intro music is "Hackers" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio, used under a Creative Commons license.

What if there was a horror movie villain who was so son-coded... ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ‎‎  ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our intro music is "Hackers" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio, used under a Creative Commons license.

Would we even be a horror podcast if we didn't throw this one onto our roster this month? ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ‎‎  ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our intro music is "Hackers" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio, used under a Creative Commons license. You can also fo...

It's a movie about the disillusionment of dreams in the big city and also Matt Smith's lack of eyebrows. CONTENT WARNING: This week's film (and the discussion thereof) contains forced sex work / prostitution, sexual assault, and abuse. Proceed with caution and keep yourself safe. ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ‎‎  ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram....

In which two weird gay women talk about a movie about two weird gay women. ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ‎‎  ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our intro music is "Hackers" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio, used under a Creative Commons license.

We actually did film analysis this episode! Who's proud of us? ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ‎‎  ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our intro music is "Hackers" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio, used under a Creative Commons license.

Y'know, it's that Brian de Palma movie where Margot Kidder does a French accent and has a murderous twin. Taylor kept calling William Finley "William Finn" in this episode. Yeah, as in the guy who wrote Falsettos. You can take the theatre kid out of the theatre, etc etc.  ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fg...

Mermussy. That is all. ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎  ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our intro music is "Hackers" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio, used under a Creative Commons license.

In which Taylor and Jemi go insane live on mic.  TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains mentions of the following topics in the context of their (comedic, parodical) use in the movie: Suicide, ableism, abortion, transphobia, homophobia. The episode also contains a brief use of the r-slur via a quote from a contemporary review of the film from 1970.  ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://...

The ladies just spent three days in Disneyland, so what better "horror" movie to come back on than Randy Moore's shoddy attempt at filming guerilla-style in the Mouse House? Yeah, they get a little mean this week, but you try being kind to this movie. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ >...

The movie that kickstarted the Cuck Horror Cinematic Universe is finally getting a spotlight on the show. #CaelixRulez. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our intro music is "Hackers" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio, used under a Creative Commons l...

We'd apologize for spending the majority of this episode screeching about how much we love the Warrens in lieu of talking about the scares but that's par for the course whenever we talk about this franchise. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our i...

It's another one of those unedited new release reviews we sometimes do! This is only barely horror content. It's mostly us talking about the blorbos from our shows. But Sam Rami did kinda make a Marvel horror movie with this one, so we're sure you won't mind.  ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎...

30 year old teenagers, bizarre acting choices, and wild '70s outfits, oh my! Join us in our discussion of an underrated camp classic. Hammer snobs need not apply.  ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our intro music is "Hackers" by Karl Casey @ Wh...

Jemi and Taylor are joined by Jemi's brother Jamie to get uncharacteristically mean while discussing the most recent entry into the HALLOWEEN franchise. We still love you, Jamie Lee. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our intro music is "Hackers" by...

It's April, fools. ;) ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ > TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fgfpod Our intro music is "Hackers" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio, used under a Creative Commons license.

We love weird, insane garbage on The Final Girl Files, and James Wan sure did give us some of that in last year's MALIGNANT.  TRIGGER WARNING: Domestic violence, body horror, miscarriage and infertility.  ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎> Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod.     ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎> Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod.  Our intro music is "Hackers" by Karl C...

On this, our first foray into the world of giallo, we went with a slightly lesser-known choice. It's a gothic giallo where a couple of poorly dubbed sisters are running around their spooky old house being chased by a masked killer who's incredibly dedicated to the #aesthetic of the whole thing. Taylor and Jemi unpack the movie's choice to include bats on a string, the confusing amount of sisters,...

Is there any better horror movie about class warfare? The answer is no, because no other horror movie about class warfare features Samara Weaving in a blood-stained wedding dress. It's called feral women cinema, my dude. Look it up. ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎> Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod .    ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎> Instagram: http://instagram.com/fgfpod . Our intro music is "Hackers" by...

Taylor and Jemi dive deep into Rob Zombie's feature film debut, a movie which dares to ask the question "What if there was a family that was, just... really fucked up?" This episode is presented with apologies to Sheri Moon Zombie for repeatedly objectifying her, but in our defense, that's just the power that Baby Firefly has over gay women.  ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎> Twitter: http://twitter.co...

Taylor and Jemi are joined by their second sibling guest, Jemi's brother Jace, who brings to the table his favorite horror movie of all time. It's the movie we shamelessly ripped our podcast's tagline from, and it's arguably the very first slasher film, so of course we spent a good chunk of the runtime discussing unrelated tangents. But what else did you expect from The Final Girl Files? Serious f...

Now, you might be asking yourself, "Why is this horror podcast discussing this definitely-not-a-horror-movie?" To that I insist you watch this particular adaptation of A Christmas Carol again, because holy shit is this thing as close to a horror movie as any adaptation of the Dickens novel has gotten. Seriously, just look at the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come or that weird shit Jacob Marley does w...

Once again we are worshipping at the altar of the heterosexuals. This is first and foremost a fictional Ed and Lorraine Warren stan podcast, so keep that in mind before you listen to the two of us spend about 5 minutes tops discussing the content of the film and the actual horror elements and the rest of the time cooing over how cute our two leads are. They are the het ship to end all het ships, a...

One thing you gotta know is that it’s still #HotWitchNovember, and to wrap up this most magical of months we present you with our discussion of 1977’s SUSPIRIA, a movie about insane dubbing, wolf dogs, and witches being bitches. Yes, Jemi went the entire episode talking about a school full of witches without bringing up WandaVision. We’re shocked too! ‎ ‎ ‎> Twitter: http://twitter.com/fgfpod ....