The Complete Guide to Everything

Whether it’s The Old Hag, the Hat Man, the Greys, demons, or just some guy sitting on your chest, no one likes to wake up and find they can’t move. It’s inconvenient at best and horrifying at worst. For our Halloween Month finale, we’re talking all about sleep paralysis, lucid dreaming, lawnmower videos. Also, we discuss the scariest episode of Ghost Adventures yet. For full-length weekly bonus ep...

Halloween Month™ continues with a discussion of the famous occultist, poet, mountaineer and fancy little rich boy Aleister Crowley -- a guy who practiced black magic and eventually went on to haunt the members of Led Zeppelin. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Curses to you!” Is what you WON’T be saying after you listen to this week’s episode, all about Curses! Halloween Month continues this week as we discuss why we call swears curses and what actual curses are out there ruining peoples’ days. We talk about the Hope Diamond, the 27 Club, the Kennedy Curse, and Tim’s Ke$ha/Jeopardy synchronicity. Also, we catch up with what the Venga Boys have been up...

We're kicking off Halloween Month™ with just about the scariest thing you can imagine: The Boogeyman. He's always lurking in the shadows, in your closet or under your bed, so there's a pretty good chance he'll grab you and kill you one day. Listen to this episode so you know what to expect when it happens to you. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rat...

Your favorite Hobbyists are back to discuss hobbies that were recommended to them by a fancy computer. Will we learn new and exciting hobbies, or are their brains too hard at this point? For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two of America's foremost hobbyists are here to tell you all about the thing we're most passionate about: hobbies. What are the good ones? What are the bad ones? Which ones make you look coolest? The answers may surprise you. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s raining, it’s pouring, Tim & Tom are snoring? Well Tim is at least. This week we’re talking about sawing logs and playing the nose trumpet, that’s right we’re talking snoring. We discuss the three biggest celebrity snorers and Tom’s ear crystals are loose. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Despite living in an increasingly digital world, many cool people (like us) are going back to physical media sources -- you know, stuff you can really feel. This week we're talking about CDs, records, DVDs, Blu Rays and MiniDiscs because we're old bores who like the way things used to be. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Ho...

One of 90s America’s finest Italian restaurants, Pizza Hut, is staging a comeback. They’ve got the red cups, they’ve got the Tiffany lamps, but what about the salad bar? What about Stuffed Crust? What about Gorbachev? Also, we take a look into an alternate reality where the boys from Entourage take on Osama bin Laden. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show...

Keys: we need them to access the important things in our lives, but what do we really know about them? This week we bravely take out our own key rings and unlock the mystery of these mysterious objects. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summer’s almost over but that doesn’t mean it’s too late to go to summer camp with Tim and Tom. This week we talk about our sports summer camp experiences, whether Space Camp produced any real astronauts, and the emergence of adult summer camps. Also, Tim falls down at the playground and gets a boo-boo. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Ap...

Hey, who doesn't love the simple pleasure of crunching on some browned bread? This week we're giving a toast to toast. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're all ears this week. From shit to wax, we're discussing all the things that get get stuck in these little suckers. Also, a recap from middle-aged boys night. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Prince of Darkness and all-around nice man Ozzy Osbourne passed away. We discuss his music, his legacy and his cameo in the classic film Austin Powers in Goldmember . Also, Tom recalls the time he met the man himself at a record store. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Tom’s on vacation this week and had to make a little trip to the local Urgent Care. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Superman's back, and he's not your grandpappy's Kryptonian. The Man of Steel is in the news this week, thanks to a new movie and a new woke attitude. We delve into the history of the character and ask if people are ready for this radically new version of Superman who is optimistic and cares about people. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on A...

Jeff Bezos got married this week and the entire world couldn't be happier for him. This week we discuss the man, the myth, the bozo. We also manage to cover a few of his very cool and very real friends that were at his wedding. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're digging into the vault for a 2015 episode from the short-lived TCGTE spinoff Pop Everything where we talk about Dolly Parton with fan-favorite friend of the show Christine. We focus on the movies Nine to Five (1980) and Steel Magnolias (1989), but we drink a lot of whiskey and things get a little weird. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us...

We're unfortunately unable to record a new episode of TCGTE this week, so instead we're bringing you a fun episode of our Patreon series Books: The Podcast where we discuss the book Catching The Big Fish by David Lynch. We also talk a lot about drugs and how we're afraid of them. We'll be back next week with a new episode of The Complete Guide To Everything. For full-length weekly bonus episodes c...

This week Tim lost his wristwatch, but that wasn’t the only sad thing that happened. Brian Wilson, the genius behind The Beach Boys, died at age 82. We discuss his music and legacy, especially Pet Sounds and Smile, as well as the time Tim pretended to be a rich person in order to meet him. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts H...

Tom's back from a fact-finding trip to Dallas, Texas where he visited the site of John F. Kennedy's assassination and he's very close to cracking the case wide open. Were there multiple shooters? Was Oswald a patsy? Is this episode actually sponsored by the Battery Daddy? For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. Se...

Have you ever been out shopping and thought to yourself, "Hey, this is really great, but I wish the store I'm shopping at and paying money to would put me to work"? Well buddy, do we have the thing for you! This is one episode you won't want to "check out" of! For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

This week we continue our deep dive into this summer's most anticipated movies, including F1, M3GAN 2.0 and the new Superman reboot. Listen to this episode so you're not utterly humiliated by showing up at the multiplex without knowing the names of all the cool movies. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See a...

Blockbuster season’s upon us and we’ve got all the “dirt” on this summer’s biggest movies, compiled directly from information available about them on the internet! We’re talking Thunderbolts*, Final Destination: Bloodlines, Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, Lilo & Stitch (Live Action), From the World of John Wick: Ballerina (do not call it by any other name), The Phoenician Scheme, Th...

Dust off your flannel and crank up your distortion pedals -- this week we're talking 90s grunge music. Who were the cool bands and who were the poseurs? What are the best grunge albums of all time? Were The Toadies a grunge band? This episode will answer every single you have question about this gritty, moody musical genre. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like th...