The Complete Guide to Everything

Tired of paying taxes and following rules? Then buddy, do we have the scam for you. Also, Tim has a Coca-Cola. For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let us know what topic they should check out next. Follow Tim on Twitter: @yourpaltim and Instagram: @yourpaltim Fo...

We've gotten so many emails with listener problems that we're devoting yet another episode to solving them. Just goes to show you what great guys we are. We also have a discussion about the Mandela Effect, which includes some pretty solid Ed McMahon content for all the McMahon-heads out there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the...

Do you want to be lying on your deathbed thinking, “Gee, maybe I should have asked two idiots on the internet for their advice?” Of course you don’t. That’s why this week we take on some of our listeners’ biggest problems and solve them once and for all. For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5...

The ocean is the biggest and scariest place on earth, and only James Cameron really knows what goes on down there. This week we investigate just what in the world is going on under the sea. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

This week we head to the greenest state there is: Vermont. Did we find the elusive wampahoofus? Did accidentally get covered in maple syrup? Did we run into Luis Guzman? No, but Tom maybe saw a ghost. For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let us know what topic th...

On the eve of his 40th birthday Tim asks Tom, a man who turned 40 long ago, for advice about life over the hill. Also, a salute to America's women dermatologists! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aw beans, it's time to talk about beans! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the fall of 2001, a little-known tech company promised we could carry one thousand songs in our pockets with their kooky little machine they called an iPod. Two decades later, we now all have access to infinite songs at all times, so they discontinued it. This week we reminisce about the iPod and Tom has some very specific memories about working at the Apple Store during iPod-mania. See omnystu...

Two of the world’s smartest men come together to discuss the body’s smartest part. For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let us know what topic they should check out next. Follow Tim on Twitter: @yourpaltim and Instagram: @yourpaltim Follow Tom on Twitter: @tomrey...

Do you like creeping around and watching people cheat on their spouses? Then you should consider a career as a private investigator! This week we discuss whether we have what it takes to start a successful PI enterprise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. S...

“But you guys already did an episode about potato chips in 2017!” Uh, ever hear of a little thing called a ‘requel?’ This week we’re rebooting the potato chip franchise, but also adding to it, with additional spuds talk. For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let u...

We go in depth on a retailer that really hits the bullseye. Hey, want some crap for cheap? Head to Target. (Not a paid advertisement.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Tom and Ginger get trapped in an elevator together and live to tell the tale to Tim. Tom does most of the explaining though, on account of Ginger being a dog.   For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let us know what topic they should check out next. Foll...

On this episode, we make it a Blockbuster night! (Because we talk about the defunct video rental chain, Blockbuster Video and we recorded it at night.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom’s returned from his Florida bender just in time to co-host episode episode number 666. We’re playing our records backwards and following their instructions to figure out how Tom Hanks scared the country into thinking D&D was a portal to Hell. For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5-Sta...

Guest co-host Andrew Gregory joins Tim to talk about a weird place neither of them particularly cares for, Coney Island. From the beloved roller coaster that breaks peoples' backs to shooting "freaks" in the pickle with a paintball gun in an empty lot, Coney Island has it all! Also, Andrew reveals his plans for a hostile takeover of The Complete Guide To Everything. Listen to Andrew's amazing podc...

Did you think last week’s episode was a little too mundane? Well be careful what you wish for, because this week we’re going extreme. DANGEROUSLY extreme, in fact, and talking all about the act of jumping out of a plane, aka skydiving.   For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5-Stars on Apple P...

Hold on to your g.d. hats, this week we're discussing BATTERIES!! Please don't freak out, but you are about to hear a man count down his top 6 types of batteries. We're talkin' AAs, AAAs, 9-volts and more... so please break up this episode over multiple listening sessions to avoid passing out from becoming too overexcited. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. For full-length weekly...

This week the boys talk cakes and don’t shy away from controversy. What separates cake from bread? What are the best cakes? Worst cakes? We give you the truth and don’t care about who we hurt along the way. For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let us know what to...

Gym Class (or 'Phys Ed' as it's known in classy schools) is a weird, scary thing that all kids need to navigate in school for some reason. This week, listen to two extremely physically fit men discuss their memories of the President's Fitness Challenge, mile-long runs in jeans, dodge ball strategy and mandatory communal showers with your peers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

It’s Romance Week here at TCGTE HQ so we’re talking apps, and NOT the kind you order at TGI Fridays. Also we decide to look into becoming degenerate gamblers. For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let us know what topic they should check out next. Follow Tim on Tw...

The Game Show Network is a cable channel that shows all types of game shows -- everything from weird new shows filmed in small studios with creepy contestants to old black and white game shows where the rules aren't very clear. It also happens to be one of Tim's favorite channels, which is why he's steamed about the hit online game Wordle. It's a long story. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

The Godfather of Grunge is in the news so this week we’re talking about the coolest model train enthusiast you know, Neil Young.  For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide to Everything 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let us know what topic they should check out next. Follow Tim on Twitter: @yourpaltim and Instag...

We're finally tackling the topic on everyone's mind: bananas. They're not just for monkeys anymore. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. For full-length weekly bonus episodes check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate Us on Apple Podcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, Robert Durst aka The Jinx is dead so we finally feel comfortable enough doing an episode about him knowing the chances of him coming to kill us afterwards are at least a little lower. This week we discuss this violent murderers many murders and various disguises. For weekly episodes of Books: The Podcast and much, much more check out the TCGTE Patreon! Like the show? Rate The Complete Guide...