The Chocolate Milk Podcast

In 1948, the body of a well-dressed man was found slumped on an Australian beach. A half-smoked cigarette was resting on his collar, and there was a line from a Persian poem in his pocket - but investigators had no idea who he was. Theories abounded, including that the person - dubbed Somerton Man - was a spy!  **UPDATE: After more than 70 years, and thanks to advances in DNA technology, a researc...

This week, we discuss the burden of extensive PDA and people who just can't take a hint! Seriously, these people should be publicly shamed!  Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechocolatepod!  Got a Bitchbox of your own? Something to get off your chest? Send your Bitchbox to us in a DM on Instagram, or email them to us at the...

Kelly Anne Bates was murdered in Manchester, England at the age of seventeen by her abuser, James Patterson Smith. She was tortured by him over a period of four weeks before being drowned in a bathtub. Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechocolatepod!  Got a Bitchbox of your own? Something to get off your chest? Send your Bitchbo...

Are we living in a dystopian hell where the cost of living is making us poor? Does your doctor take advantage of their status and influence? Have you ever sought advice, just for that person to make it about themselves? Today's episode is for YOU!  Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechocolatepod!  Got a Bitchbox of your own...

Nicole Brown Simpson was the ex-wife of O.J. Simpson, to whom she was married from 1985 to 1992. Two years after her divorce from O.J., Nicole was stabbed to death at her Los Angeles home, along with her friend, Ron Goldman. Following a controversial and highly publicized criminal trial, which included evidence linking O.J. to the murders, he was acquitted of all charges. Be sure to send your case...

This week's Bitchbox includes traffic chaos, madness & confusion, people who make up extravagant stories about their kids, and telemarketers from a listener!  Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechocolatepod!  Got a Bitchbox of your own? Something to get off your chest? Send your Bitchbox to us in a DM on Instagram, or e...

Issei Sagawa also known as "The Kobe Cannibal", was a Japanese murderer, cannibal, and necrophiliac known for the killing of Renée Hartevelt in Paris in 1981. Issei murdered Renée and then mutilated, cannibalized, and performed necrophilia on her corpse over several days. He's a sick bastard and doesn't deserve to be pissed on if he were on fire. Luckily for us, he's dead!...

This week we cover the hot goss that has our biscuits boiling including, but not limited to: Bad Drivers, Gentle Parenting, Sleep Paralysis & Potential Tornado Killers!  Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechocolatepod!  Got a Bitchbox of your own? Something to get off your chest? Send your Bitchbox to us in a DM on Instagram...

Mark Andrew Twitchell is a Canadian who was convicted of first degree murder in the death of Johnny Altinger. His trial attracted substantial media attention due to the fact that Twitchell was inspired by the character Dexter Morgan, of the Dexter television series, a forensic bloodstain pattern analyst for the fictional Miami Metro Police Department who moonlights as a serial killer.  Be sure to...

This week, we're bitching about assholes who abuse the 10 items or less checkout line and shady banks holding transactions for 3-5 business days!  Be sure to send your "bitchbox" to @thechocolatepod on all social media, or you can email it to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com!  Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechoco...

Keith Hunter Jesperson is a Canadian-American serial killer who murdered at least eight women in the United States during the early 1990s. He was known as the "Happy Face Killer" because he drew smiley faces on his many letters to the media and authorities. Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechocolatepod!  Got a Bitchb...

Welcome to an all-new mini-series! Do you have a minor grievance, inconvenience, or something that just straight-up boils your biscuits? Here's the place to release that pent-up energy!   Each week, MeAtta and Josh go on record with something that they're really annoyed with. The fun part is that this mini-series is intended to be an opportunity for you to participate!  Got something you...

The tragic murder of a mother and son. Millions of dollars in stolen funds. A fresh investigation into a fatal boat crash and a housekeeper’s deadly fall. The circumstances swirling around a prominent lawyer and his family in South Carolina became only more perplexing over time, leading to several arrests, stunning twists — and one of the most closely-watched trials in the country. Be sure to send...

Judy Buenoano, known as the "Black Widow" killer, was executed in Florida's electric chair following her conviction for poisoning her husband, James in 1971. James died barely three months after returning from Vietnam suffering from symptoms staff physicians never quite identified. His body was exhumed 12 years later after Judy became a suspect in another case and found to contain a...

Emmett Till was an African American child who was abducted, tortured, and lynched in Mississippi in 1955, after being accused of offending Carolyn Bryant, in her family's grocery store. This case is imperative to our country's history, and it's so very important that we continue to tell Emmett's story. Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and f...

Rodney Alcala, also known as the "Dating Game Killer" murdered at least four people before his television appearance on the hit gameshow The Dating Game. After his appearance on the show, Rodney couldn't get enough. As in most cases, greed and cockiness got the better of him, and Rodney went on trial for the murders he committed. Was he prosecuted? Listen and find out BB.  Be sure t...

Nearly a half-century ago, two young lovers - Jesse McBane and Patricia Mann - were brutally murdered in a densely wooded area just across the Orange-Durham County lines. The saddest part of this week's story is that no one was ever charged or tried for the double murder. Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechocolatepod!  Go...

Joseph Zarelli, previously known as simply the "Boy in the Box", was a four-year-old child whose extensively beaten body was found on the side of the road, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, in February of 1957. He spent over half a century unidentified until his true identity was discovered in December of 2022!  Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and foll...

Dean Corll, also known as "The Candyman" abducted, raped, tortured, and murdered a minimum of 28 teenage boys and young men between 1970 and 1973 in Houston and Pasadena, Texas. He was aided by two teenaged accomplices, and this story is super messed up!  Send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechocolatepod!  Smell you later bb's...

The Lorber society was a religious cult formed in the early 1800s in Dresden, Germany. Harald Alexander had taken over the leadership of this cult after the previous leader George Riehle passed away. After assuming the leadership of the group, Harald would give them one more dogma to abide by- that his second son, the newborn Frank, was the messiah of God. The rest is FUCKING WEIRD.  Be sure to fo...

Ed Gein, also known as the Butcher of Plainfield, was an American murderer and grave robber. Ed's crimes gathered widespread notoriety in 1957 after authorities discovered that he had exhumed corpses from local graveyards and fashioned trophies and keepsakes from their bones and skin.  Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thecho...

Oh, it's 2023? That means The Chocolate Milk Podcast is back, back, BACK again BB!  You'd have to have been living under a rock for the last two months to be unaware of the quadruple Idaho murder case. The Murders of Madison Mogen, Kaylee Goncalves, Xana Kernodle & Ethan Chapin have rocked the world since their inception on November 13, 2022. On that fateful Saturday night/Sunday mor...

This episode was a weird one for us to cover. It's such a devastating story, and we honestly try to keep it lighthearted where we can. If you're not familiar with this centennial state family annihilator, buckle up because it's a doozy!   Be sure to follow us on social media @thechocolatepod, or you can send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com.  We will see you in...

Think you know all of the grimy details of Madame Delphine LaLaurie's awful slave torture chamber? You sure? Come listen to our story of the tragedy that unfolds at 1140 Royal Street!  Be sure to send us your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechocolatepod.  Be sure to send your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on...

Katherine Knight is an Australian murderer and the first woman in the country's history to be sentenced to life imprisonment without parole. What could she have done that was so terrible to carry this title? Listen to find out!  Be sure to send us your case suggestions to thechocolatemilkpod@gmail.com and follow us on social media @thechocolatemilkpod!  See you next week BBs!  Be sure to send...