The Cavalry

It's episode 186 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Trump wasting his time running again because why wouldn't the deep state just cheat again. Johnny needs backup that you shouldn't store your toothbrush out in the open air of the bathroom, until Andrew convinces him that he doesn't believe his topic and he switches sides. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for th...

It's episode 185 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we don't need umbrellas. Andrew needs backup that fast food places don't need apps. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorsh...

It's episode 184 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on once people decide someone's not funny, not being able to change their mind no matter the evidence. Andrew needs backup on if people gasp while looking at their phones they should have to immediately tell the person they're with what was so shocking. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Ban...

It's episode 183 of The Cavalry! We recap Johnny's batman roast! If you want to see it here's the links to his set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9nTKZVIYJA And here's the link to Batman's roast response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NZK-tM9-4g Johnny needs backup that when you're super attractive it works against you as a comedian. Andrew needs backup that hap...

It's episode 182 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it should be socially acceptable to pour full glasses of wine. Johnny needs backup that he prefers stand-up specials that start with a little sketch. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unk...

It's episode 181 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Apple needs to take more time in between iPhone releases. Andrew needs backup on food carts needing to have seating areas. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=...

It's episode 180 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that all nuts should be sold without shells. Andrew needs backup that everyone who whitens their teeth is selfish. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_cam...

It's episode 179 of The Cavalry and Matt Knudsen returns as our guest! We talk Hollywood strikes, marathons and Matt's new book "Have I Seen You In Anything" which is available now on Amazon! Matt needs backup that Groupon's are great and effective. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show...

It's episode 178 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on doing away with post-credit movie scenes. Andrew needs backup on any slipper with a hard, rubber sole is just a shoe and should be treated as such when it comes to indoor use. Remember to join the Patreon to hear post-show banter and bonus episodes. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https:/...

It's episode 177 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on being able to drop his kids off at children's birthday parties unless he's specifically asked to attend. Andrew needs backup on not believing any conspiracy theories. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! h...

It's episode 176 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Michael Jackson did it. Andrew needs backup on Tobasco being the worst hot sauce despite it being omnipresent. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_c...

It's episode 175 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that to save money you should always go grocery shopping when you have to pee. Johnny needs backup that all the stand-up videos on Instagram make it seem like anyone can do it. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&a...

It's episode 174 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on fancy taco places needing to offer heartier options. Johnny needs backup on eating outside always being worse than eating inside. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_sou...

It's episode 173 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on outlawing critical comments of home improvement videos. Johnny needs backup on parents being clearer on the differences between pickup and drop-off. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown...

It's episode 172 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that bands shouldn't do covers on their albums, just in concerts. Andrew needs backup on childless adults being more grateful to people raising kids. Plus we backup patreon-listner Ryan on consulting with the neighbors before building a fence. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://pa...

It's episode 171 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that turtlenecks are and always have been terrible. Andrew needs backup that the rest of Major League Baseball secretly resents Shohei Ohtani. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm...

It's episode 170 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that underpants don't need to be funny. Andrew needs backup that recipes should put the amounts in the directions along with the ingredients list. Enjoy! Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and the link to our live re-naming Instagram episode! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://...

It's episode 169 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you should be allowed to not be a dog person if you want. Andrew needs backup that fading out to end a song is cheating. This Wednesday at 3pm Eastern/6pm Pacific we will do an Instagram Live episode of The Cavalry! If you don't catch it live it will go up on our Patreon to listen to later. But we will deal once and for all with t...

It's episode 168 of The Cavalry and we're joined by returning guest Scott Beehner! Scott is a hilarious actor and performer and also Johnny's brother. Scott is vehemently anti-name change for The Cavalry and needs backup on tech nerds computer skills being too narrow to be useful. Johnny needs backup on Illinois drivers being c*nts. Andrew needs backup on Milkbones dog treats being...

It's episode 167 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on friends only getting three recommendations for things before they're cut off. Andrew needs backup on talking behind people's back actually making you a better friend. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecava...

It's episode 166 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that everyone is a hypocrite when they criticize Joe Biden's age. Johnny needs backup on people who watch prank videos and have to analyze whether or not it's real being annoying. Enjoy! Join the Patreon for post-show banter. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalryp...

It's episode 165 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that "giving your one kid a buddy" is a flimsy reason for having a second kid. Johnny needs backup on not wanting the bands to hold out the mic at concerts so the audience sings the song. Join the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://pa...

It's episode 164 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on giving flight attendants presents being a selfish act. Johnny needs backup on there being a two-child limit for couples, but then pulls a 180 and needs backup that everyone should be required to have more than two. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! h...

It's episode 163 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on parades being boring. Johnny needs backup on cell-phone contracts being a scam. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

It's episode 162 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on getting rid of the signs that say you have to shower before you use the pool. Andrew needs backup that it's not that gross to keep eating even if you've already thrown your napkin on top of your plate. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! h...