The Brown Carpet

THIS WEEK - In an all Aussie episode dedicated to the great man Bob Hawke - Josh and Corey trudge out into the deep Himalayan snow for a military encounter with a sasquatch hybrid of mysterious origin...  and stick around for a very special guest appearance! Featuring frigid performances by Alex Jones, Daniel Henshall, Nicholas Hoult and Jackson Gallagher. Listen to the podcast that flirts with fe...

THIS WEEK - Josh and Corey wear dog suits while they visit a Wisconsin Walmart, devise a Detroit City bank siege, hack some gooch filth and get a new sponsor...  Scrotox - tighten up your lumpy lolly bag with Scrotox.  Featuring dogged performances by Kevin Costner, Sigourney Weaver, Ben Mendohlson and Andy Dick. Listen to the podcast that prefers toothpicks to flossing. WATCH this episode on Yout...

THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh go starkers and swagger deep into the Swedish sweat-lodge - getting hot and steamy while putting together a pitch for a new TV show - The Raw Core - it's like the A-Team but buck-naked. Featuring stripped down performances from Alexander Skarsgard, Isabel Lucas, Ryan Gosling and Megan Fox. Listen to the podcast that wishes it was more like your weird mate. WATCH this epi...

THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh plunge pussy-deep into a devilish feline fiasco - pumping out a racially charged redneck exorcism that'll forever soil your DNA.  It's an old-school, audio only podcast featuring purrfect performances from Mira Sorvino, Dax Shepard, Terry Crews and Noah Jupe. Listen to the podcast that's your aunty's secret jailbird pen pal. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyur...

THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh moonwalk into a nasty news story about a booby-trapped residence and end up taking a trip to Neverland Ranch for a little trap-music and chill. Featuring childish performances by Christopher Walken, Macauley Culkin and Corey Feldman. Listen to the podcast that's forever blowing Bubbles. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, ple...

THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh are once again snubbed by the Academy Awards - but make their predictions anyway. They get stumped talking about the twisted mystery of the 15 washed-up severed feet in Canada and devise a foot-fetish, filmic-feast entitled, "Playing Footsi.' Featuring stinky performances by Pete Holmes, Kirsten Schaal, Daniel Dae Kim and Margot Robbie. Listen to the podcast that grinds...

THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh connect from opposite sides of the globe as Josh calls in from New York City to discuss an Irish spunkie who's been booting up his own man-broth It's a frothy miracle cure that's got Big Pharma gagging for Harry's clam chowder. Featuring creamy performances by Chris O'Dowd, Evanna Lynch, Nicholas Hope and Jason Bateman. Listen to the podcast that thinks that shirt looks...

THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh discuss the infamous marathon doorbell licker and Josh gives his top three New York based movies just before he heads to The Big Apple for a couple months. It's a telethon for the sufferers of Uncontrollable Licking Syndrome and a film that asks the question - "Where does the licking end and the healing begin?" Featuring slippery performances by Adam Goldberg, Channing T...

Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh welcome three very special guests into a new studio as Santa's swollen sack is finally unloaded - it's our late delivery Christmas special! We take on a couple of high rolling, priest-killing nuns, headed out to Vegas for an redemptive whirlwind of sacrilegious sin. Listen to the podcast that left a tadpole in your teapot. WATCH this episode on...

Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh digitally dive into a holographic hentai honeymoon and pump out an anime atrocity - definitely one of the strangest film pitches we've featured on the show. Listen to the podcast that tickles your tentacles on a Tuesday. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and to suggest a weir...

Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh pop open the cookie jar and adapt a weird headline about morbid munchies into a feel good story about an edible grandfather. Featuring bite-sized performances by Nick Kroll, Dafne Keen and Eric Bana. Listen to the podcast that likes to watch you feed. WATCH this episode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate u...

Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - it's our full-blown, freaky Halloween special with very special guest - author, reviewer and screenwriter, Mr Anthony O' Connor.  Together, we wade into deep waters with a nautical nasty on the hellish high seas. Featuring sinking performances by Kate Winslet, Nicholas Cage, Aziz Ansari and Peter Dutton. Listen to the podcast that punishes the pure and rewards...

Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh tackle the avodaco fuelled crimewave sweeping the land of the long white cloud. Featuring severed performances by Julian Dennison, Temeura Morrison, Russell Crowe and Sam Neill. Listen to the podcast that always pays extra for guacamole. WATCH this minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTunes, please rate us 5 STARS and...

Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - we are joined by the delightful Benjamin Hargrave to tackle a middle-aged virgin with a bionic schlong and a hefty debt problem. Featuring robotic performances by Steve Carrell, Chevy Chase, Milla Jovovich and Glenn Howerton. Listen to the podcast that Ludicrous refuses to listen to. WATCH this minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iT...

It's the glittering night of nights, The Grogies. Recorded LIVE at The Palace Hotel Ballroom it's the first ever Brown Carpet Podcast Award Show - celebrating the first six months and fifty horrific movie ideas we've pumped out on the show.  So many sh*t ideas, but only one can be the sh*ttiest. Featuring 11 dubious award categories including - BEST TITLE,  BEST CHARACTER NAME,  BEST CASTING,  BES...

Recorded LIVE for Facebook THIS WEEK on the BCP - it's a military grade shark heist with Trump stakes, as the POTUS peen become a tasty treat for a baby horn. Featuring biting performances by Jason Statham, Blake Lively, Samuel Jackson and George Clooney. Listen to the podcast that put the laxative in your almond milk. WATCH this minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRIBE on iTun...

Recorded LIVE for Facebook THIS WEEK on the BCP - it's a pork-themed journey into bacon scented darkness.  Corey and Josh discuss the pros and cons of temporary meat-based clothing. Featuring truly meaty performances by Chris Hemsworth, Pamela Anderson, Morrissey and Kayne West. Listen to the podcast that would do anything for love - including that. WATCH this minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a couple rampaging retirees on a metal mission to recapture the devil-horned glory days.... pitted against a shamrockin' potato-themed MDMA marathon - all in the name of love. Featuring brutal performances by Clint Eastwood, Cillian Murphy, Tommy Lee Jones and Liam Neeson. It's the powerful podcast that never sleeps - unless it's sleepy. Afterwards - don't forget to jump...

Recorded LIVE for Facebook THIS WEEK on the BCP - it's a shambolic and shit-scared Friday the 13th special.  Corey and Josh get ghoulish and grapple with the creaky concept of extreme embalming. Featuring stiff performances from Jordan Peele, Kathy Bates, Flava Flav and David Cross. Listen to the podcast that lubricated your dad's knees. WATCH the minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP...

Recorded LIVE for Facebook THIS WEEK on the BCP - Corey and Josh discuss the disturbing case of unwarranted pig-backery and aggressive massage then collaborate on a film pitch that turns the Japanese sporting world upside down. Featuring husky performances from Kevin James and Jeff Bridges. Listen to the podcast that owes it all to Yoko Ono's armpits. WATCH the minisode on Youtube - https://tinyur...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's mate versus mate as a frostbitten toe touches the lips and a Swedish sleeper cell is awakened via a pregnant IKEA injection.  Doesn't make sense?  Your mum doesn't make sense.  Featuring rugged performances from Hugo Weaving, Stellan Skarsgard, Toni Collette and Barron Trump. Listen to the podcast that likes you - just not in that way. Afterwards - don't forget to jump o...

THIS WEEK on The Brown Carpet Podcast - Corey and Josh do it for state when they improvise a film pitch based on an bizarre incident involving aggravated website theft at gunpoint. Featuring geeky performances from Dev Patel, Hugo Weaving, Kevin Spacey and Robert Carlyle. Listen to the podcast that smells of lemongrass and burnt pubes. WATCH the minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP S...

THIS WEEK on The Brown Carpet Podcast - Corey and Josh attempt to improvise a movie pitch based on an obsessed pizza predator with a dark past, deep in the Calzone. Featuring cheesy performances from Christian Bale, Macaulay Culkin, Ron Jeremy and Jennifer Garner. Listen to the podcast that's delivered in 15 minutes or it's free. WATCH the minisode on Youtube - https://tinyurl.com/watchBCP SUBSCRI...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a wizard collecting, scumbag secret-agent taking on a misfit & munted military unit with their twitchy fingers on the trigger.  Featuring loose performances from Eric Andre, Seth Rogan, Bruce Campbell and Anna Faris. Listen to the podcast that smells like a gob of week-old ear wax. Afterwards - don't forget to jump on our Facebook page to find the weekly poll and vote fo...

THIS WEEK on The BCP, we welcome back into the studio Gary and Jeremy from the Deaf To All But Metal podcast for round two. It's a deceased, bank-robbing loser versus a muck-flinging, monkey on a mission from Harambe.      Featuring stiff performances from Mark Ruffalo, Remi Malek, Marisa Tomei and Bill Murray. Listen to the podcast that's hiding under Corey's mum's bed. Afterwards - don't forget...