The BOHRing Podcast

It's Below Deck Med's Season Finale, and Cap'n Sandy Gives out some awards. And so do we! But first it's the culmination of the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After Tell-All, in part one of a two-part episode where we dive into the return of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way.

On our MONUMENTAL 20th episode, sponsored by Asuelu brand Hard Apple Cider, we break down the 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Tell All Part 2, and all the crazy ass sh*t Jess does on Below Deck Med.

North Korea's #1 Reality TV podcast is back with another amazing breakdown. On Below Deck Med, chef Tom's shit hits the fan...is it...TROMA? Get it? Then we break down 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Tell All Part One, with Colt's dick pics, Larissa's new tits, and Libby's family dipshits.

We have some fun imagining Rob from Below Deck as Kevin in "Home Alone," Andrei becomes a man on 90 Day Happily Ever After, and we find out Ashley's a scissoring sister on RHOP.

On 90 Day: Happily Ever After Colt barfs from playing hopscotch and Michael marries Angela's wrinkled smoker's tits. On Below Deck, Rob & Jess are the worst and Tom's a douche. And on RHOP, some progress is made in the Michael stripper boning scandal.

We finally start talking about 90 Day: Happily Ever After, on top of the most boring episode of RHOP ever, and Below Deck's Rob/Jess worst couple that's ever lived award. But at least Chubby Bear makes out with Bugs.

On #RHOP we find out one of the hubbies is messing around with some wang behind his wife's back; Johnny Damon is whacking Coors Light like a champ on #BelowDeckMed, Jihoon finally gets a break on #90DayFiance and an Albanian battles a window wiper on Darcy and Stacey. Also, the tale of a girl falling out of a loft then peeing on Brian's floor.

We talk about reality trolls Darcy & Stacy, Below Deck's idiot zombie lovers, "Pimpto Bismol" from RHOP and 90 Day Fiance's "foreign sperm chaser." And also hot water heaters.

Malia vanquishes her nemesis Hannah on some real BS on Below Deck Med, Deavon's Mom is the worst on 90 Day Fiance, and "Real Housewives of Potomac" finally gets it's due. Also, Brian's power cuts out during the ep, which is highly annoying. 

It's a long one this week, as we drunks add in "Real Housewives of Potomac" (#RHOP) on top of our usual #BelowDeckMed and #90DayFianceTheOtherWay. But it's a good 'un! DRUGS! BACKSTABBING! CHUBBY BEAR! Brian wants to marry Jihoon's dad! Incorrect definitions of gangbanging! we have it all.

Odie returns (for better or worse) and the term and profession of "Financial Dominatrix" holds court. But don't worry, we #90Day and #BelowDeck just plenty. Smack that ass, Biniyam!

We talk some RHONY and about Sonja's inability to speak while drunk for a bit. THEN...Hannah raw dawgs Kiko with her TERRIBLE advice on making a "Vegas" meal on #BelowDeckMed, while Jihoon steals the show once again (with the help of his mother and a hilarious translator) on #90DayFiance The Other Way. And we have special guest, Jason Stapleton!

On #BelowDeckMed Kiko lets us all down and Pete, aka, The Unit, is erased...forever? Also, Rob and Jess are getting annoying. Then on #90DayTheOtherWay, Brittany goes insane to protect her lies and Jenny thinks she took Samit's virginity.

This is it, people, we are finally hitting our stride on this podcast. Best episode yet, wherein you can hear not only the breakdowns of your favorite shows, but also how Rico hilariously fell off a balcony and lived.

Below Deck Med overtakes 90 Day for sheer awkwardness this week, as Pete, aka THE #METOO-NIT, terrorizes Bugsy in the creepiest way possible.

On "90 Day Fiance: The Other Way" we finally get to meet Tim, AKA "Cheese Stick", the bumpkin who takes his cat everywhere. "Below Deck Med" finally gets some douche troops on the boat to make everyone miserable, and make us debate what accent the king of douches is using. 

"Double Shot of Love" is a double shot of bait-and-switch, "Below Deck: Med" gets better, and "90 Day Fiance: The Other Way" brings the Brittany f***in'. Also, the phrase "Buff hurt" is invented, but will it be used for good or evil? Only time will tell.

The gents wonder if "Below Deck Med" is worth watching without Lara, and finally get to meet the incompetent glory that is Jihoon from "90 Day Fiance: The Other Way", in Ep 3.

Talkin about Stassi getting canned, Lara being a massive pain in the ass on Below Deck, and utter ridiculousness on 90 Day Fiance' the Other Way, where Ariela reveals she's going to have her baby in Ethiopia... which seems like not so great a call.

The B&B guys get into the season premiere of Below Deck: Mediterranean season 5: "I Like Big Boats and I Cannot Lie".

On the very first episode of Bravo & Beer, meet Brian, Rico and Odie as they do their initial Bravo Beer Bong, talk some smack and discuss the magnificence of 90 Day Fiance.

Bravo & Beer is a brand new trash-hole reality TV recap podcast about Bravo and TLC's reality freakshow from the perspective of three drunk guys with a dirty secret: we enjoy this crap. And our opinions are 100% realer than 90% of the real housewives bodies.  How do you define spousal abuse? If it's conning your husbands into watching this with you, and then laughing as they go down a...