The BOHRing Podcast

Fart absorbing panties… and the men who sniff them. How Homeless Howie ruined Thanksgiving… again. And how to live life with only one eyebrow and “insert cock here” written on your back. All for you on this very episode!

Frayed butthole jeans… blue dick covid… Madonna’s brother’s best friend's giant jar of cocaine… Whose grandmother ISN’T racist?… Which white people are the worst… And don’t forget to play along with America’s number one game show, WHAT’S IN THAT ASS?!?!

Brian may be out this week with Covid (or because he’s on the run in Florida, or with novel “bloody eye” flu, but we still got all the answers to questions you never asked. Would you rather have spare golf club on the course to pee in, or fuck? Is the floater concoction of stale natty light and cigarette butts a sure fire way to boat your immune system? And when does Captain Sandy get fired on Bel...

We got double-donkey face mutants, pre-jizzed on prom dresses, and a telethon drive for Brian to stick a (non-hardboiled) egg up in his ass! We ponder whether Lexi on Below Deck will be cancelled... starting NOW, and when Queef Quantum Leap will finally get the green light by network TV. And we bong one out for one of all-time our favorite comics and non-sequitur story tellers. We love you Norm!

It's a pandemic of fun...or is a PANDA-emic of koala Chlamydia? What goes better with your favorite podcast than our brand new Gay Goose Vodka, made with 100% bi-curious potatoes? We discuss why Ariela is empirically the worst human in 90 Day Fiance history and ponder how the laziest character on Below Deck somehow is a supervisor. All that and a midget side-piece being lowered from a Mexican...

We may be all out female condom (and finger condoms for that matter), but we got mustache guards, reverse merkins, and pubic hair patches for bald podcasters. We solved the homeless crisis with the help of old Playboys, and then create the Middle East’s favorite new game show, "Taliban Double Dare!" And we got a new castmate on "Below Deck" who has a speech impediment...that she in...

It’s all-dick, all the time on this week’s Bohring podcast! Do you have the penis of a 19-year old college girl? Would you rather eat a really hot piece of pizza… or have sex with it? And where do you need to pierce your junk to get a callout from a reddit "missed connection" gal? It’s like shark week, but with cock! COCKWEECK! We also do the "90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After" tel...

Are you sick of people comparing “Below Deck” to the Federal Reserve? Did Howie officially join the Taliban? And have you gained an inordinate amount of weight eating faces while on bath salts? Listen to the Bohring show…and do some cocaine! We also get into the “90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After” tell-all, in addition to our usual shenanigans. Join our patreon for bonus shows at Http://www.patreo...

Ever wondered… if you were a wife, tasked with keeping a metal mystery box in your fridge you couldn't open and your husband raced home from work after hearing you ...took it out of the fridge... what would you think? What would you do? Would you OPEN IT? We ask that, plus weigh in on the "90 Day Fiance" fight the world was waiting for that finally (kinda) happened: Charlie vs. Andrei!...

It’s another episode of the BOHRing show, and speaking of shit what a theme we have this week! Where else would you go to pass out after drunkenly crapping your pants but a broken roach filled refrigerator? What else would you use a bidet for? And has Bravo finally found their biggest piece of shit human yet on "Below Deck"? 

Put your tit away! But not for a holiday man making it rain with his PPP loan. Also find out whether cocaine stops Covid, whether Howie’s amateur stripping got a cook fired, and why giving the middle finger to random strangers might be the highlight of your day.

Glory Hole Escape Rooms or a Glory Hole themed non-profit? Was I supposed to tie a string on that before shoving it up my butt? And why is there such a pent up demand for ebony pipe layers on Craigslist??? Oh, and Roy Orbison Jr. is a DELIGHT.

Have you recently been avoiding your favorite glory hole because of their poor musical selections? Are you tired of missing out on true love because the woman at the little league field wiggling her toes at you hasn’t checked her lost connections this week? Tune in this week to get answers to those, and a whole new meaning on you spin me right round. Support the show and get all our bonus shows! w...

Wondering if you missed a connection on Craigslist from a Walmart prostitute? Well this is the episode for YOU! Plus, some chick steals all the birds from old women in her neighborhood, then on “Below Deck Med” Chef Matthew McPussyKnee returns to the boat to admit he’s just a huge bitch that got scared and wasn’t hurt at all. That and much more this week on THE BOHRING POD! Help us grow and sugges...

Do you have what it takes to tell a person they have AIDS? Are you always the person saying something wildly offensive and just wish there was a way to wipe the slate clean immediately? And will breathing methane through a toilet tube be the thing that saves your life in a hotel fire? All that, plus we break down a brand new season of “Below Deck Mediterranean!” Support us on Patreon to get our we...

How many 15% local beers does it take for a podcaster to lose his shirt? How do you call a Ukrainian a hooker without getting caught? And who gets cancelled first, and/or who gets CIA "suicided” first for an unmentionable conspiracy cutting to the core of America’s democracy? Then to finish up the episode, an unforgettable “What’s in That Ass?” Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/bo...

Is it Am I the Asshole, or is it What’s IN your asshole? What exactly is doughnut dick? Did Asuelu open the door for the capital insurrectionists? And how does one plan for a 70th birthday / wedding / swinger’s party DURING A PANDEMIC! Join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/boringpod

Want to pass a 14 hour RV ride with your fame hungry degenerate in-laws? Tune in to find out how to buy a patent approved chinstrap double dildo, and get it autographed by the entire BOHRing show cast! We’ll also share how to save your hard-earned money on costly gym memberships and get into shape with Natalie’s amazing 7 minute chopped wood workout. No questions who the assholes are this week. It...

The BORing Podcast: the show that always causes your significant other to show up 3 hours late. This week, tune in to find out who was wiping Angela’s coochie, and how to hire Andrei to demolish your friends kitchen…as a gag! Also: tips on how to tell if your neighbors are having a swingers party; whether it’s ok to have a beer in a port-a-potty; and if we can salvage a wearable pet habitat on “Sh...

The show welcomes a very special (permanent?) guest who solicits opinions on the merits of a foreskin mullet, why Ukraine is the place for Spring Break, and burying Moldovan hookers! Plus, on "90 Day Fiance", Asuelu’s father-in-law hilariously breaks the news to Asuelu that his wife is really, really, thinking about a divorce.

On the second incredible episode of The BORing Podcast: Are you looking to spice up your love life with a role-playing Samoan? Sick of a coworker coming into the office smelling of fox urine? Or wondering how to get that object out of your anus without the embarrassment of going to the ER? Tune in for solutions to all these problems and much, much more! Join our Patreon for BONUS episodes of “Am I...

It might be a brand new format, but it’s the same three assholes you’ve hated for the first 50 shows. After discussing the various reasons we hate each other, we wrap up the Summer House finale and hopefully Hannah’s reality show career. Then on 90 Day Fiance we ponder Asuelu's credit rating, Chuck’s business acumen, and Andrei’s skills to pay the bills. Plus: On our “Am I The Asshole” segment...

In a somber “farewell”, Bravo and Beer looks to Summer House’s Hannah as inspiration on how to overcome overwhelming adversity and victimization. Then it’s on to the pressing questions of the 90 Day: why do African men love giant, droopy boobs? Has Mike out-Colted Coltie, and how much more Andrei-Charlie drama can we take? Get our bonus show, "AM I THE ASSHOLE" on Patreon! www.patreon.com/...

Break out the beer bongs! A new show to be reviewed but the same 3 assholes doing the reviewing. This week we break down how many kilograms of sugar per day is acceptable on a standard weight loss plan, why being a multi-state exterminator is more difficult than earning a medical degree, and just how much prime real estate a part time job at the yogurt hut pays for. And there’s also a fake wedding...

The crew breaks down a downer of a Kentucky Derby party on Summer House and super awkward interaction of Des, the 45 year old man who is Hanna's boyfriend. In the second half of the show the boys rip into the awful 90 Day Part 2 Tell All.