The Bell Howard Show

In this episode Bell updates us on his ongoing divorce and how it's a wildly different in Azerbaijan. Then Bell talks to former BBC correspondent Nigel Crudge. Crudge covered the COP26 climate summit from his apartment. Crudge lends his expertise and insight from his years as an intrepid reporter for one of the world's premiere news organizations. Nigel tells us all about the t...

In this special episode of the Bell Howard Show I want to take the opportunity to introduce a new podcast by my former producer Wes. Wes has created a news show called Fushigi Times. Fushigi means strange or unusual in Japanese, and like Japanese sushi it aims to give you small morsels packed with nutrition. Take these bite size news updates into battle against the technocracy! Stay informed, stay...

Rob Reiner is at it again! Although this time he's not making movies but soap boxes. These soap boxes are sturdy enough to support him and his fat head! Bell takes apart one of Reiner's most recent tweets. It seems the once great director has some strong words for a minority of people in America who are the only deplorable things standing in the way of a perfect liberal technocracy.  Bell also tal...

Do people go on dates in North Korea?  Do they have drive-ins, roller rinks and lovers lanes like we do in a version of America that doesn't exist anymore? Geezuz, my America sure is out of date! I need an upgrade. Good thing my young whipper snapper of a guest is here to teach me about dating in the 2020s. Byron Farthermore is a network security expert whose software company works with the U...

Would you let the government come to your door and take your flip-phone? Millions of Americans are now facing flip-phone seizure. According to leaked memos from the oval office, the plan is to faze out those little number padded clam shells and replace them with those tiny black mirrors or "smart phones". The government would rather you brandish a vaccine passport and a camera for sexting on datin...

The Russians are at it again! Come to think of it, are they ever NOT at it? As our guest today explains, directed energy weapons (DEWs) are real and they are aimed at our diplomats and intelligence operatives. Are they going to aim them at average Americans next? Ray Lazerwolf is a weapons expert and worked as an intelligence agent in Europe towards the end of the cold war. He talks about his expe...

We've  been sold a bill of goods over the years about the superiority of alien tech. "Ooh gotta reverse engineer me a spaceship!" Well, did you know that the only alien tech we get are the rejects? To find out more about how these intergalactically bad ideas are ruining our lives Bell talks to alien tech expert Jeter Bloomsbury. Also Bell has some big wedding news! Ma...

People are going about success and personal development all wrong! In order to get better, healthier and yes richer, we should make things harder for ourselves. A lot harder. Enter Dan Payazzi, a digital marketing guru, who discovered that many millionaires and famous people once lived in their  cars. Couldn't be simpler, right? Move into your car, make things uncomfortable and start seeing r...

UFO sightings officially confirmed, plus the AI spirit of Henry Kissinger! We are on the  verge of the real apocalypse or the great reveal that is slated for 2030. What  will the future bring? Bell talks to the smartest AI ghost in the world, it's  the uploadable consciousness of the grand master of political chess himself, Henry Kissinger.  The AI Kissinger gives us some much...

Bell is back. After a day and half trek in the Azerbaijan wilderness Bell finally found the television studio where he taped the first episode of The Rig. Freedom Island, Bell's former micro-nation / oil rig is no more but the show must go on. In today's episode Bell talks to Terrance Shitzen about the 2021 Oscars and how it was not only a train wreck and dumpster fire, but also had the smell of a...

Bell is somewhere in the mountains of Azerbaijan. The 3 day trek to the new studio, where Bell will be filming his new sitcom is quarantine enough say local authorities. Bell gives a little sneak peak about the new show 'The Rig' plus the continuation of his podcast and the guest he will have on. Stay safe, stay sane and stay tuned! 

In the last episode of the Bell Howard Show we say goodbye to Freedom Island. Our dear micro-nation will probably fall back into the hands of drug traffickers, but whatever . . . Hopefully, Bell's story will continue in another form in the future. Thanks for listening, all three of you. Stay safe, stay sane, and stay free! Bye now. Bell Howard

Once you've been cancelled can you eventually be uncancelled? Some celebrities and Hollywood bigwigs are biting the bullet and going to re-education camps that promise to make them uncancellable. Think sensitivity training meets A Clockwork Orange. They call them ‘Thought Realignment Seminars’. But does this liberal brainwashing do us any good? If we all think the same way and react the same way t...

Bell talks to legendary actor Christopher Walken about Bitcoin. Who better to talk to about cryptocurrency than the star of The Prophecy? Mr. Walken enlightens us about the blockchain and why it might be helpful to keep certain transactions from the prying eyes of the government. Then Bell talks to cryptocurrency billionaire Jas Kasper to find out whether or not his crypto wealth can buy him a sod...

Billionaires be crazy! Am I right? The people that work for Lex Bezos may pee in bottles and suddenly collapse from exhaustion but that’s progress, people! Today Bell talks to Tina, a worker at one of the infamous fulfillment centers, and sorry pro union people, she’s happy! Also Bell talks about Bill Gates and his plan to dim the sun. Some people are freaking out about that too. Seriously, can’t...

A lot of rumors are circulating around the internet that the vaccine will turn us into zombies, but my guest today says its worse. It could turn us into Democrats! Professor Lisa Krust returns to the show to talk the Democrat Apocalypse and what to look for if indeed your DNA has been altered by the vaccine. Also we talk about Biden’s first press conference. If the leader of the free world stops i...

There is a crisis at the border. Does America risk it's security by giving asylum to hundreds of people fleeing violence? Amidst the hoards of refugees that cross the border everyday there are bound to be bad actors. My guest today says that now is not the time for open borders. Clint Kurtz, a Texan living in Mexico, says its not just a humanitarian crisis but it's a crisis of culture. He believes...

Talk radio legend and loveable crank, Tim North, calls in to discuss the COVID Relief Bill. It looks innocent enough, but Mr. North lifts up the proverbial carpet so we can watch the roaches scatter. A lot of shady socialist shenanigans going on. Dresses for boys, burkas for girls are just the tip of the iceberg. Can they really push these lefty policies past the American People? We may be down, b...

AI drives our cars, recommends videos and searches the web for us. But can it bring the funny? One comedy club owner believes AI is the future of live comedy and is engineering an AI bot that will make us laugh. Imagine a night at the improv with HAL from 2001. In this episode Bell gets his funny bone tickled by the HACCI 9000. Folks, make sure the aisles are safe, cause you'll be rolling in them....

WARNING If your mind is easily blown then have a plastic bag handy! In this episode investigative journalist and astrologer Simon Spatz returns to give us the real scoop on Ted Cruz' failed attempt to flee to Cancun. The official story is he wanted to be a good dad and give his daughters some fun in the sun with their alleged friends. However, as Spatz points out, the real reason for the sneaky si...

Today's journalists on the side of the people or the technocrats that want to bring us down? It seems today's journalists are not the crusading heroes depicted in films like All the Presidents Men and Spotlight. Instead they have become the liberal school marms policing the internet and cracking down on offensive speech. Sure it's easier to call out a CEO for saying the "R-word" rather than shed l...

The Capital Building siege was just the beginning. The stage is now set for a intense stand off between Trump Nation and the defenders of the New Normal. Some watch with a tear magically suspended in the corner of their eye. Bell talks to one such man who laments the sudden militarization of his favorite holiday, Inauguration Day! Also, were DC cops helping Trump Supporters getting into the Capita...

"Even your children will be smart." So says the pompous technocrats at the World Economic Forum. Thanks to them we will undergo The Great Reset, an economic overhaul of capitalism and the ushering of the 4th Industrial Revolution. As World Economic Forum's Klaus Schwab says, "The features of this 4th Industrial Revolution is that it doesn't change what we are doing, but it changes us."  Cybor...

Amish YouTubers Unite! Levi, the Amish YouTuber calls in to talk about the trials and tribulations of being an Amish content creator. He creates videos on cow milking techniques in secret and everyday lives in fear that his Amish brothers will uncover his secret. Then the king of all content creators, Christopher Walken calls in to talk about a strange experience he had the night after Christmas....

Everyone loves Anthony Fauci, right? Not his brother! Eddy Fauci, the brother of the good doctor is here to set the record straight. Eddy also has a vaccine of his own and it's all natural. Plus, Bell examines Fauci's most recent comments on vaccinating Santa. Does the belief in Santa end in childhood or do we carry it with us through adulthood? The liberal technocracy that runs the planet seems t...