The Amish Inquisition Podcast

The one where... Ben flaunts a feline anus, Matt joins The Knights of Malta and Phil is a megalithomaniac.... Other topics include...Webo, Negative Interest Rates, Cash 4 Gold, Sunset Clauses, HCID, Joe Biden, Jeremy Corbyn, Stone Circles, Gnostic Gospels, PE with Joe and Caffeine Withdrawal.... Find out how to become a Producer of The Amish Inquisition here... http://www.theamishinquisition.com/p...

The one where... Dr. Jamie has his eye on Richer Sounds, Ben gets trapped in his Avengers Schema, Matt gets shafted by The Bank of England and Phil plans his first school lesson.... Hey Eavesdroppers, this week we attempted our first isolated Podcast with Dr. Jamie. This one was Covid-19 heavy as you'd expect and is likely to continue for the foreseeable future. Find out how to become a Producer o...

The one where Ben becomes patient zero, Matt mourns the cancellation of The Premier League and Phil batters a sausage... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) Become a Producer here   http://www.theamishinquisition.com/p/phil-1523918247/ Producer Credits for Episode 123 - Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous and Anonymous. theamishinquisition@g...

Hey Eavesdroppers, this week we are joined in the studio by the founder of Astronism, Cometan. Cometan is a philosopher, educator and public speaker based right here in Preston. To find out more about Astronism and upcoming live events including the lecture on 'Astronism and The Future of Religion' (Sun May 3rd @ Penwortham Arts Centre) check out cometan.org Alternatively, you may also want to che...

The one where Ben has Schindler's List fro breakfast, Matt slags Kevin Costner and Phil has a nightmare... Other topics include Leap Days, Sexual Assault, Snake Tartare, Outbreak, Dante's Peak, The Happening, Christian Slater, Prince of Thieves, Allo Allo, Savid Javid, Schools, Trolling Celebrity Mastermind, Withnail and I, Oscar, Jung Filly, Grail Romances and The Tavistock Institute... Message u...

The one where Ben rents Desert Strike, Matt is repulsed by gobules and Phil talks to plants... Other topics include dust masks, Speedo Mick, Coronavirus, Extradition, TV License, Blockbuster, Sonic the Hedgehog, Immigration, Dogs, Felix Baumgartner, and Circumcision... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) Become a Producer here   http://w...

###We had some audible gremlins during the opening theme music, it only lasts 30secs, please forgive us### The one where Ben is feeling Maleficent, Matt looks forward to home learning, Phil deconstructs Schofe and Joe calls-in on The Batphone..... Other topics include but are not limited to... Iowa Caucus, Mayor Pete, Kids Club Cinema, Home Learning, Mathletics, Roman Fullers, Ctesippus, The Oscar...

The one where Ben starts vaping, Matt's nostalgia for a Sci-fi show makes him sick and Phil is attacked by a wild animal. The boys also handpick the ultimate Star Trek Away Team.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Style Guides, Eating in the car, Coffee Machines, Prince, Charles, Iron Lungs, 2nd World Countries, Piccard and Lexx... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and shar...

The one where Ben is away brushing up his Argentine Tango, Matt is jealous of Colin Farrell and Phil has a run-in with a memory foam mattress salesman.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Wokeness, Communism, Debt Slaves, Living Off Grid, Prepping, Corona Virus, Kenyan Locusts, Martial Law, Brainwashed Northerners, The London Bubble, Hard Target, Michael Bay, Book Smart and Party in...

The one where Ben fixes the high street, Matt installs an indoor pool, Phil has a meltdown and we breakdown Laurence Fox appearing on BBC Question Time.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Anti-diet Riot Club, Storm Brendan, Head Injuries, Wallpaper, Marriage Story, Hench, White Privilege, and Potholes... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, f...

The one where Ben paints his 'bathroom bits', Matt gets free fags and Phil instigates a game of Desert Island Divas.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Synchronicity, Aldi Power tools, Dominic Cummings, Shit-raker, Fatbergs, Wing Commander, Eurotrash, Sameera Ahmed, Gender Pay, Invisible Women, Diego The Tortoise, Ricky Gervais, Gambling, Skinners Rats, The Oracle at Delphi and Hair...

The one where Ben mends a cat, Matt considers the bidet and Phil crashes Belshezars Feast.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Aldi, Swear Jar, Messiah, Iran, Pansexuality, Anal Hygiene, Testicular Examination, Xmas Weigh-ins, Military Coups, and Star Wars... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) Skype live into next weeks sh...

The one where Ben gets a 'Prince Albert', Matt joins The Golden Company and Phil milks his pineal gland.... Other topics include but are not limited to... The Queens Christmas Message, Extreme Body Modding, Ethical Veganism, Intersectionality, Jerry Hall, New Years Honours List, Gok Wan, Grease, Book of Five Rings, Enoch, Pilgrimage, The Dome of The Rock, Tithe, Resolutions and The Scrap Man... Me...

The one where we get a bit merry and open our prezzies..... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) Skype live into next weeks show or leave us a voicemail here.... live:theamishinquisition @amishinqpodcast https://www.facebook.com/amish.inquisit.3 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com    

The one where Dangerous Dan The Millennial returns for his third appearance to knock the rust off his cock, Ben is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, Matt is lactose intolerant and Phil has his ring hacked... Other topics include but are not limited to... Michael Jackson, Hackers, Bumble, The General Election, Facebook, Online Dating, The Last Word, Destiny 2, Rude Dog and The Dweebs, Caroline F...

Warning:  The following podcast contains material that may make you uncontrollably aroused. The one where Ben buys a table, Matt views an amateur dramatic performance and Phil hunts The Ark of The Covenant.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Santa Express, Mono vs Stereo, Biology, Fascism, James Bond, Congo, Kevin Smith, Phillip Schofield, Top Shaggers, Graham Hancock, The Old Testa...

Howdy Eavesdroppers, this week we welcome back Gav and Mike from The Lancashire Hotpod to celebrate 1 year of Podcasting. Check out The Lancashire HotPod and follow them here.... @TheLankyHotpod thelancashirehotpod.com https://m.facebook.com/The-Lancashire-Hot-Pod-2690516311173850/ https://thelancashirehotpod.podbean.com Other topics include but are not limited to...Cake, Bare Knuckles, Floating,...

The one where Ben gives up social media, Matt finds Ghislaine Maxwell in his back garden and Phil deconstructs Prince Andrew.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Populares, Optimates, Brake Lights, Electricity Meters, Diesels, Prince Andrew on Newsnight, Social Media, OTG, Rascism, Roy Chubby Brown, Millenium Falcon, Leia In Space, Jumanji, Lion, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, and Fat A...

The one where Ben signs up for a free broadwang, Matt is installing his indoor swimming pool and Phil reveals The Third Triumvirate.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Bill Bryson, Painting, Oxyrynchos, Hanibal, Douglas MacArthur, Free Broadband, Anacyclosis, Antisocial Media, Hand Bikes, Wokeness, Puberty Blockers, Manic Street Preachers and Toy Boys... Message us here....follow, l...

The one where Ben gets caffeinated, Matt gets a tip-off and Phil reveals the one true God..... Other topics include but are not limited to... Airport Security, Uber, Microwave Brexit, Rees-Mogg, Universal Basic Income, Ginnels, Tannines, Fake or Fortune, Speed 2, Liev Schreiber and Indy Reff 2... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amis...

The one where Ben establishes The Singularity Cult, Matt has 'one good book in him' and Phil ushers in the era of The Ubermensch... Other topics include but are not limited to... Himalayan Sea Salt, PMQ's, The Bercow Bitchslap, Richard and Judy, Roman Walls, Offa's Dyke, Holy Grails, Gnostic Gospels, Tarot, Pope Joan, Joseph of Arimathea, Nietzsche, Quantum Computers, Prince of Thieves, Demolition...

The One where Ben discovers what the kitchen is, Matt waxes lyrical about a certain Indian Takeaway and Phil explains his speed shopping technique.  Hadouken!!!! Other topics include but are not limited to... Dutch Ovens, Edging, Streetfighter II, Tesla, Management Speak, Social Score, Turkey, Fish, Fried Breakfast, OCD, Review Bombing, Stargate Atlantis and Ancient Cave Paintings...  Message us h...

The one where Ben is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, Matt becomes a bell-ringer and Phil divulges details of a lucid dream... Other topics include but are not limited to... PMQ's, Diane Abbott, Phone Zombies, Coffee Mornings, Christian Rock, Division of Chores, Communal Arse Wipes, Hoarders, Jeremy Corbyn, Paper Straws, Evan Davies, Michael Keaton and Kevin Costner.... Message us here....foll...

Hiya Eavesdroppers, this week we welcome back Jim Bamber to the podcast. Since our last podcast with Jim, he sadly suffered from a mini stroke and is currently in the process of recuperating. I'm sure you will all join us in wishing him a full and speedy recovery. In this episode we go through Jim's recovery from addiction and how he turned his life around. Its an inspiration to hear how someone c...

The one where Raymond brings cake, Ben is diagnosed with OCD, Matt plays Kabaddi and Phil gives some lucid dreaming tips... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.facebook.com/amish.inquisit.3 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com