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Which emoji failed Matt? What is the best flavor of hand sanitizer? Why should you turn on your headlights? The answers to these questions, plus Greek mythology, in today's show.

How does Sriracha allow you to show off your creative side? What does Kate dislike about caskets? Which SNL cast members overdosed and died? The answers to these questions, plus bartender code, in today's show.

Would you rather eat 40-year-old cake or Lady Gaga's 11-year-old meat dress? How much protein does your dessert need to become a health food? What would 25-year-old Kate do at the Garth Brooks concert? The answers to these questions, plus using your Ring doorbell to do research for your lemonade stand, in today's show.

What was Lady Gaga supposed to do at the Olympic opening ceremony? How did Kate split her shorts and not know it? How can you score car-wash upgrades? The answers to these questions, plus tax-free weekend, in today's show.

How will Matt and Kate remember Ron Popeil? What's the difference between a casket and a coffin? Should you sleep while driving? The answers to these questions, plus Kate has no internet, in today's show.

What's worse: cold kids or a cold burrito? How is Instagram taking on TikTok? What noises do Matt and Kate sleep to? The answers to these questions, plus Native American food, in today's show.

Does stress turn hair gray? Should Kate install a toilet in her home studio? Should your seated desk turn into a standing desk or should your short chair turn into a tall chair? The answers to these questions, plus lemonade-stand etiquette, in today's show.

Where will you be able to eat plant-based seafood? Why is Kate parched? What sport is coming to the next Summer Olympics? The answers to these questions, plus Topeka love, in today's show.

What board game is becoming a TV show? What is the latest in marshmallow technology? How will Kate protect herself against a bunch of Covid-infected people at the Garth Brooks concert? The answers to these questions, plus Nickelodeon nostalgia, in today's show.

What are the best 80's drug-awareness commercials? What are the most popular Olympic events? Should you buy an outdoor television? The answers to these questions, plus Looney Tunes, in today's show.

How can you hide your Oreos from the family? Can you build your own pool without professional help? Do Matt and Kate attend Fortnite concerts? The answers to these questions, plus drunken cravings, in today's show.

Did Matt kill his neighbor's plants? How is Kate celebrating National Junk Food Day? When is it too early to get school supplies? The answers to these questions, plus hotdog toppings, in today's show.

What is the latest in Matt's thermos-opening saga? Why does Kate want to build a ramp on her deck? How should you store Sharpies? The answers to these questions, plus Anxious vs Eager, in today's show.

Why is the turkey vulture population increasing? Is Post Malone going country? Why are wedding dresses white? The answers to these questions, plus tattoo removal, in today's show.

Is arm wrestling a romantic event? What's in Martha Stewart's house? Which sitcom is getting its own Lego? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's thermos injury, in today's show.

What is Kate's first post-pandemic concert? Why is Matt's thermos sealed shut? Do Matt and Kate accept cheese as a form of payment? The answers to these questions, plus Dr. Pimple Popper Pops Shark Week, in today's show.

What events are new to the Olympics this year? Will the Kate household be able to figure out the television so they can watch the Olympics? Was Michael Jackson a little weird? The answers to these questions, plus Lil Jon Tourette's, in today's show.

What slang are the kids using these days? What is Kate's tip for getting rid of hiccups? Why does Matt not want to take the Matt and Kate show to Cancun? The answers to these questions, plus clinging to summer, in today's show.

Programming Note: Matt and Kate will return with new shows July 13th. Why is Matt bad at sleep? Can chlorine defeat a cold? Should children touch produce at the grocery store? The answers to these questions, plus Olympic condoms, in today's show.

What is a DVD? How can you cure motion sickness? Why do guys overspend on vacation? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's geography struggles continue, in today's show.

Can Matt guess the year things happened? Have you surrendered your brain to GPS? Where should you place pee pads? The answers to these questions, plus debating your in-laws, in today's show.

What did Kate score on Prime Day? What is a health event? How should you drink in the sun? The answers to these questions, plus pool rentals, in today's show.

Why should you have multiple email addresses? Should you use a Magic Eraser to improve your hygiene? What makes Kate "the cool mom" to her kids' friends? The answers to these questions, plus strutting at the pool, in today's show.

What's the difference between hotdogs and bologna? What is beef tuna? Can you make bacon gravy? The answers to these questions, plus lightning bugs and fireflies, in today's show.

What is the latest in seltzer and alcoholic-popsicle technology? Should you sleep while driving? What mainstream actors have been in softcore? The answers to these questions, plus Natty vs Keystone, in today's show.