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Will Matt and Kate eat squirrel? When does Kate want to die? When will Matt get a cat? The answers to these queestions, plus donkeys in bathtubs, in today's show.

Can a donette be giant? What are the new jelly beans? Is Kate fun at parties? The answers to these questions, plus thank you, in today's show.

What should you bring to your Airbnb? Is potato a good perfume? What is dirtier than your toilet seat? The answers to these questions, plus arctic hotel rooms, in today's show.

How has the iPhone hurt chewing gum sales? Why does Matt panic at self checkout? Does an apple feel similar to a tomato in your hand? The answers to these questions, plus Pringles mashed potatoes, in today's show.

How did a woman end up with a high heel puncturing her foot? Does ice fishing encourage prostitution? What is Kate's tip for speeding without getting pulled over? The answers to these questions, plus celebrity college degrees, in today's show.

Can Twitter get people to Tweet kinder things? Can Matt get Kate to play Mariokart? How does making the bed affect your health? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate impersonate St. Patrick, in today's show.

Will Kate slap the bag for Valentine's Day? Should fifth graders give romantic Valentine's cards? Should you drink more coffee? The answers to these questions, plus alcohol enthusiasts, in today's show.

When should you use the Biting Lip emoji? Why would you call the cops on Valentine's Day? Why would you not want to live to be 100? The answers to these questions, plus Peloton's severance package, in today's show.

Why does Jeff Bezos want to dismantle a Dutch bridge? What is Bud Light NEXT? Are men more responsible for a successful Valentine's Day than women? The answers to these questions, plus old hags, in today's show.

What are the worst Valentine's gifts? Should Matt get buried like Dracula? Has Kate been getting wasted since Dry January ended? The answers to these questions, plus firepit weather, in today's show.

What type of toes do you have? Did Dale Earnhardt's ghost force someone to drive the wrong way on the highway? What slang is becoming extinct? The answers to these questions, plus Bob Ross on repeat, in today's show.

What are the most popular sports superstitions? Should Matt put on weight, clothes, or something else? Who will put up curtains first: Kate or her neighbors? The answers to these questions, plus slippers, in today's show.

How do you get rid of ear worms? Do Matt and Kate slap the bag? Why should you turn on subtitles? The answers to these questions, plus hooligans performing shenanigans, on today's show.

What ice cream should you give for Valentine's Day? How is Matt infecting himself? Does Kate light tires on fire? The answers to these questions, plus too much wine, in today's show.

Should you put Pam or Crisco on your sled? Should you name a roach after your ex? What is Kate's Valentines Pizza recipe? The answers to these questions, plus duck off, in today's show.

Why are Kate's Christmas lights still up? Why is Matt obsessed with a fake cowboy? What are the results from Dry January? The answers to these questions, plus masked chest bumps, in today's show.

Why are the Olympics weird this year? What happened when 100 monkeys were on the loose? Does the Kool-Aid Man or Macho Man Randy Savage own the phrase "oh yeah"? The answers to these questions, plus cardigans, in today's show.

Did Matt film any misbehavors on his flight? Why won't Kate wear a scarf? How do people behave in Portland? The answers to these questions, plus selfie tips, in today's show.

Is it a bad time to start dating? What is financial infidelity? What celebrity fiancée wears a  thorn ring? The answers to these questions, plus Nuggets of Love, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate approve of the new M&M characters? What is the weather outlook for February? Should you put ice in your wine? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's dry January approaches an end, in today's show.

What is with the multicolored grids on social media? Why does Kate want to limit her kids' sports activities? How can you become a Wienermobile driver? The answers to these questions, plus a dog wearing shoes, in today's show.

How should you bet on the Super Bowl? Do potheads hang at the senior center? Which Matt and Kate host had a pager in high school, and did they sell drugs? The answers to these questions, plus the latest candle abomination, in today's show.

Should you boil your chicken in NyQuil? Should Matt cause a scene on a plane? Why should you turn off the sound in a video game? The answers to these questions, how to spell names, in today's show.

Why is Matt experiencing FOMO? Can Shawn and Camila still be friends? How many hours do you use your phone each day? The answers to these questions, plus a burrito on your steak, in today's show.

Should Matt drink blood? Should you accept chalk as payment? Why do British people sing in an American accent? The answers to these questions, plus a lady with a child's voice, in today's show.