Technopathic

Does it count as a selfie if you aren't looking at the camera? Why are Elvis chapels shutting down? Is Kate shaving her legs wrong? The answers to these questions, plus Britney's wedding, in today's show.

Should you worry about robot skin? Should you put toothpaste on your pimples? What is the secret to a long marriage? The answers to these questions, plus licking your cat, in today's show.

Would you rather Ewan McGregor or Ryan Gosling? How can you become a morning person? Why shouldn't you buy baby sunscreen? The answers to these questions, plus Hap Hazard, in today's show.

How much fried chicken is too much friend chicken per week, month, year? Which country doesn't feed their children's friends at dinner? Why can't Matt close the refrigerator door? The answers to these questions, plus cake vs avacado, in today's show.

Are Matt and Kate prepared for Backup Awareness Month? Which KC sports team should've never changed their name? What are the dangers involved with kissing a Wookiee? The answers to these questions, plus shirtless Ewan McGregor, in today's show.

Should you put Velveeta on your fingernails? Which condiment shortage should you prepare yourself for? Should you avoid winking? The answers to these questions, plus two Hershey workers get stuck in chocolate, in today's show.

Can Mike Tyson adequately fill a pair of tighty whities? What is a tween doll? Would Kate rather Brad Pitt or Edward Norton? The answers to these questions, plus Toyota goes Nintendo, in today's show.

Should you trust Matt and Kate's financial advice? Does Tom Cruise wear shoe lifts? What do you call a fake cowboy? The answers to these questions, plus vomitous panic attacks, in today's show.

What did corporate say about the radio station's "On a Scale of 1 to 10, Urinate" sign above the urinal? What did Matt witness Stevie Wonder do in the Apple Store? How much will the electric Back to the Future car cost, and will it travel through time? The answers to these questions, plus George Brett craps his pants, in today's show.

Should wine be a perk at work? Why does Matt think some bars don't fill pint glasses all the way? Where do you have to go to get the new pickle Mountain Dew? The answers to these questions, plus a tower of giraffes, in today's show.

Which celebrity did a full-body wax? What color are brides choosing for their dresses? Why do college reunions exist? The answers to these question, plus a failed driver's test, in today's show.

How can you communicate with the Jonas Brothers? What TV should you put on your deck? What's with the St. Joseph cop who put $99,000 worth of personal stuff on the company card? The answers to these questions, plus solving climate change with cream pies, in today's show.

Which 80's TV show deserves a musical? What should you consume first: the book or the movie? What happens if you cross your fingers during a pinky swear? The answers to these questions, plus confusing percentages, in today's show.

Should you lie about covid symptoms to get out of social functions? Should you shower before getting in the pool? Why is the minivan making a comeback? The answers to these questions, plus Miller Lite Beercoal, in today's show.

What makes a public restroom "mom approved"? Should you consider a vacation home in central Kansas? How expired is too expired for milk? The answers to these questions, plus hospital pickles, in today's show.

How old do you need to be to be a great-great-great-grandmother? What has Kate's puppy learned to do? Do fences make for upset neighbors? The answers to these questions, plus chin lipo, in today's show.

What is Christmas in May? When will we get robots to do our chores? What's the difference between Miller Lite and Michelob Ultra? The answers to these questions, plus DIY injuries, in today's show.

Do redheads have more fun? What big change is coming to the Superbowl Halftime Show? Did Seacrest crap his pants? The answers to these questions, plus Ritz Oreos, in today's show.

Do taste buds change? Where shouldn't you store your loved ones' ashes? What new pop star babies are out? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity First Jobs Quiz, in today's show.

How well do you know Ross and Rachael's relationship from Friends? Who is leaving SNL? Should you be self-conscious about your high school yearbook? The answers to these questions, plus Matt kinda quits Twitter, in today's show.

Why is this a record year for marriages? What side hussle should Kate pursue? Is the Trash Panda look in style? The answers to these questions, plus fruit, in today's show.

Does Matt know how to use a grocery store? Which sports have the best injuries? How do you solve a toe cramp? The answers to these questions, plus celebrity dropouts vs celebrity graduates, in today's show.

Which popular artists have never hit number one? Are smart speakers dumdums? Is country music obscene? The answers to these questions, plus Cher, in today's show.

How well does Kate know Joey's relationships from Friends? What should you listen to to fall asleep? Should you hire high schoolers to drive your kids around? The answers to these questions, plus donkey flatulence, in today's show.

What is Matt's strategy for wasp encounters? Does honey cure allergies? What is the Kool-Aid Man Challenge? The answers to these questions, plus boy bands with no shirts, in today's show.