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What food items can you use as straws? Will the Queen be buried like a vampire? What is the origin of the Karen meme? The answers to these questions, plus bro vests, in today's show.

Will the immortal jellyfish help humans become immortal? How can you improve the air quality in your home? Why should you eat out instead of going to the grocery store? The answers to these questions, plus expensive bachelor parties, in today's show.

What should you do if a fly drowns in your drink? What are the reviews for the new Girl Scout Cookie? What is the ideal temperature for sleep? The answers to these questions, plus dull knives, in today's show.

Is the TSA groping more people? Can robots make pizza? How adventurous did people get with sex during the pandemic? The answers to these questions, plus spiders in pockets, in today's show

What is The Macarena about? Should school teachers spank the children? Will there be enough turkey for Thanksgiving? The answers to these questions, plus NFL beer prices, in today's show.

Is the Oreo-with-toothpaste prank too dangerous to perform? What fast-food chain has a new beer? What is the proper way to dispose of ice cubes?  The answers to these questions, plus school photos, in today's show.

Did Papa John have plastic surgery? What is the newly discovered bad thing about blue light? Should you cuddle with a goat? The answers to these questions, plus Blood & Honey, in today's show.

Should you drink water out of the toilet? Should bars be able to ban people below the age of 30? Is "knocked up" a mean phrase? The answers to these questions, plus foul balls, in today's show.

What new hotdog product is available? What are the best and worst states for tipping servers? What is quiet firing? The answers to these questions, plus NASA goes Armageddon, in today's show.

Are Trapper Keepers for rich people? Did the staff at Olive Garden stop singing? What everyday activities should you count as exercise? The answers to these quesions, plus beard nets, in today's show.

Is Gen Z the new Millenial? How should you charge your phone? How can you maximise space in a dorm room? The answers to these questions, plus soft fascination, in today's show.

What should you buy or not buy to get the best deals now versus later? What has a club implemented to prevent creeps from staring at women? How can you make medicine act faster? The answers to these questions, plus celebrity college courses, in today's show.

Should you install microchips into your hands? Is Michael Jackson still King of Pop? Would you eat a gummy bear made out of wind-turbine blades? The answers to these questions, plus pets watch TV, in today's show.

How many germs are on backpacks? What sandwich does the Queen of England eat every day? Why should you tape your spouse's mouth shut? The answers to these questions, plus fast-food subscriptions, in today's show.

What is a Dilly Dilly Dog? What is the history of the Girl Explaining meme? Where is the best place for a working vacation? The answers to these questions, plus Target remodels, in today's show.

What classic fast-food sandwich is getting a new variant? Can you give a single kudo? Who is the Queen of Christmas? The answers to these questions, plus anti-party technology, in today's show.

Should you get gymnosis to get fit? Which state messes up air travel for the rest of the United States? What is the new Girl Scout Cookie? The answers to these questions, plus finger bowls, in today's show.

Why is there a Christmas tree shortage? Should you move Christmas birthdays to the summer? How did Capri Sun get cleaning solution in its Wild Cherry drink? The answers to these questions, plus school starts, in today's show.

Where can you buy your Christmas decorations in the middle of August? What is splooting? Why are people ditching the top sheet? The answers to these questions, plus drinking rain water, in today's show.

Are you required to throw away an empty donut box? Should you give people a thumbs down instead of a middle finger? Which superhero is responsible for the court-ordered ankle monitor? The answers to these questions, plus TikTok bibliographies, in today's show.

What social media have the teens abandoned? Should you rent your clothes? Should you hire a robot to assemble IKEA stuff for you? The answers to these questions, plus the Millenial Pause, in today's show.

Does the milk man still exist? Why is Domino's Pizza leaving Italy? What new flavors of Doritos and Coca-Cola are coming out? The answers to these questions, plus trolling scammers, in today's show.

Has Pete Davidson found a new girlfriend? Why are hair transplants becoming more popular? Why did Burger King send blank receipts to a whole bunch of people who never order Burger King? The answers to these questions, plus little league baseball, in today's show.

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