TeamBabePodcast

Desperate for some fun? Same. We are adding another grungy, gritty track to this quarantine playlist. We’ve officially joined the A/V Club and we’re nerding out on some fuzz bass and Bowie dreamscapes.

We are patient babes, we wait, we wait, we wait…. for the waiting to be over. Sparkle and Synth meets Punk Rock and Distortion, it a musical collision where opposites attract. Join us in the waiting room while we discuss hot tracks and fat beats.

“I'm glad I got my suit dry-cleaned/Before the riots started…” there’s nothing like late 90’s Hollywood sparkle mixed with shattered honky tonk and fuzz bass to make you feel like a lone stranger on the Planet of the Apes. Beck is track #3 on our Viral Playlist.

See, it’s a crazy world we're living in… apparently Jamiroquai had this figured out in 1996. Even though a cat jumped on the keyboard during this virtual simulation we call 2020, these babes aren’t going to go chasing waterfalls.

Social distancing feels familiar to these lone wolves. As the clock ticks, we pass the time with a new beverage for the last generation. With the record selection and the mirror’s reflection, we’re dancing with ourselves… Oh, oh!

Welcome to Season 3 The COVID-19 Mixtape. WHAT DO A COUPLE OF SUPER SWEET-ASS DUDES DO DURING A PANDEMIC TO PASS THE TIME AND STAY SANE? WELL… WE MADE A MIXTAPE THAT TOOK 19 WEEKS TO COMPLETE. THAT’S THE COVID-19 MIXTAPE! YUP, EACH WEEK WE SELECTED A HOT TRACK TO CAPTURE THE MOOD AND THE MOMENT OF THAT WEEK’S PANDEMIC CHAOS.

These babes love a good party! Put your head in the fire, blow up your Christmas tree, drink homemade Absinth, sing off-key, put all your money in the jukebox, and body slam your friends WWF style! Listen in as the debauchery flows like wine.

20 + 20 = 40 and that must mean that this episode was written in the stars and the fates aligned. Take it from us magic comes in many forms. Aquarius + Virgo = “a wonderfully wacky pair” or so says the zodiac. Babe waxes poetic on Tabitha Soren, art, love, red hair, and crystals.

This week we go on a big date… and eat in the car. Babe has a problem with authority, uses a bidet and continues to be heterosexual. During a group exercise on Valentines day, Babe realizes she is a Daria in a sea of other women who probably wouldn’t classify themselves as outsiders. P.S. Save a tree, clean your butt with water.

In this special Valentine's Day edition of Team Babe, we come to the realization that we have been living a real-life romantic comedy! We’re no Ross and Rachel but we can definitely relate to Reality Bites. Is life imitating art or is art imitating life? We think this GenX love story needs a development deal!

In a universe much like our own, a boy met a girl at Shopko and thus began a trip based on true love. Meet Mr. and Mrs. Solorio our friends from a parallel timeline that managed to survive the nineties, go to all the best parties, and know deep down that the Lord said thou shalt not eat shrimp. Plus we discuss COVID-19 before lockdown.

We welcome our very first ever Team Babe guest: our very own firstborn child, Morgan. Find out when Morgan’s Barbra Streisand obsession began, why remakes of classic Disney movies are rubbish, and how being the only transgender classical composition music major plays out for her in this small town.

Uggh, “fleshing it out” equal parts gross, hard work and suggestive! What a weird way to express the idea that we are giving this podcast project life by defining and refining what it is and why we do it. This week we meet “Chopper Dave in the Morning”, Babe learns to play a Radiohead song, and people watching gets next level at the Cursive show.

We’re just two dudes hanging out and being cool, right? With a little bit of free time together we are starting to feel like we are picking up where we left off, before kids. So, if 40 is the new 20 then that means we are just the right age to wander out into the desert and live this thing called life, and/or… have a mid-life crisis.

Often people say the bad guy is someone you love to hate. Babe loves to love them. Let’s face it, being bad looks cool. Babe was shocked to hear that she is part of Gen X (who are these people anyway) and Babe needs some tame spray. What does it all mean!?

The Babes are back from the big island with big tales to tell. Snorkeling, shave ice, volcanoes, turtles, papayas, what didn’t we do? Plus we finally settle on a New Years Eve movie tradition complete with a tasty beverage.

We babe out on banging, babe hair. Babe plays “Getting Things Done”, the funnest game ever. We reminisce about botched haircuts, Jonathan Antin, and other coffee talk.

We're on the beach, baby, so this episode is nothing but a teaser. Happy Holidays from Team Babe!

Wrapping up and counting down. It’s hard work to take a break while in the midst of making big changes, especially at the end of the most stressful decade of our lives. Babe is taking a podcast listening break to conjure new ideas, while babe is feeling the pressure to be cheery.

Making great art is a painful pursuit… especially when you are an asshole. We let egos and intellect get in the way of being artists. From deep denial to reluctant acceptance, we now know that we will never be artistic geniuses. Cool breeze, now what?

We discuss the first-ever Ham Slam, a.k.a Thanksgiving without the turkey and tradition. Is this new holiday just a dinner, or is there’s really more to it? Should we include wrestling next year, or just flee the country and eat tacos on the beach? Oh, the decisions!

A little of this and a little of that. Like a bowl of random, smelly miscellaneous stuff we discuss the best of nothing. Plus, Babe roasts Babe with hard hitting beard jokes and our celebrity crushes are revealed.

A wide variety of thoughts, stories, earliest memories and jokes all thrown into a pot and stirred for your enjoyment. Sit back, relax, and let the fragrant mixture with just a hint of sarcasm and surrealism envelope your senses.

We are spookiest of nerds who love to dress up on All Hallows Eve. In this episode we recount the horrors of two halloween parties gone so right and then so terribly wrong. So gather round for the scary tale of the gorilla and Mr. and Mrs. Frankenstein.

Live and in Concert. We pay money to wade through mosh pits and let sweaty strangers get way too close in order to catch a glimpse and breathe the same air as our favorite musical acts. Free Tibet, Tony Bennett, LIVE, No Doubt, Rufus Wainwright-we love to get lost in the experience that is a concert, so how come it’s been 10 years since we went to one?