Swimsuits Optional

83. Worst Roommate Archetypes Draft 20.09.2026 1:20:32 ↓

Choose 5 to live with and choose wisely to minimize how dysfunctional the group is

82. Slo Mo 20.09.2026 49:35 ↓

Embarrassing clothes, turtle kalimbas, & being stuck in a room with your ops for 15 hours.

81. Invading Washington State 16.05.2026 1:00:21 ↓

Pick 2 states along with everyone and everything in them to stage an attempt to conquer all of the US.

80. Months Have Passed [VIDEO] 18.04.2026 1:16:09 ↓

Could you successfully hide a USB drive somewhere no one could find it in your apartment if given 30 min of notice?

79. Alarm Ringtone Draft [VIDEO] 23.11.2025 1:21:11 ↓

Drafting default alarm ringtones, camping in Sequoia, & how to be patient zero in a zombie outbreak.

78. Limited Addiction [VIDEO] 14.09.2025 55:30 ↓

A stolen T-shirt, a test of survival instincts, & a damn good Gollum impression.

77. Bulletproof Sasquatch [VIDEO] 04.08.2025 1:06:42 ↓

Public transit mishaps, curses of minor inconvenience, & the consequences of playing capture the flag as a grown adult.

76. Pasta Shapes Draft [VIDEO] 07.04.2025 1:00:54 ↓

What are the highest-tier pasta shapes? Would you bet your life on a 4th grade math test?

75. It Was a Branch [VIDEO] 26.01.2025 57:44 ↓

LA fires, Teagan's senioritis, & an unreliable getaway driver.

74. Low Power Mode 31.12.2024 53:22 ↓

Cold plunges, bird-watching, and other signs of aging.

73. Hold the Flashlight (feat. Sean McCluskey) 15.12.2024 1:20:25 ↓

Corporate greed in the board game industry, surprise guest appearances, & how to fit car keys under a wetsuit.

72. Connor's Dream House [VIDEO] 10.11.2024 1:11:37 ↓

Aquariums, intergalactic kingpins, & public Venmo transactions.

71. Mouth Taping [VIDEO] 22.09.2024 59:25 ↓

Nonverbal communication, shark tooth necklaces, & broken laptops.

70. Teagan is BACK from Europe [VIDEO] 25.08.2024 59:01 ↓

Summer in Switzerland, hiking in Sequoia National Park, & the world's fastest spider.

69. Snail in Space [VIDEO] 26.05.2024 1:03:48 ↓

A caravan of camels, $10 million snail encounters, & which family member is statistically most likely to kill you.

68. Ol' Vesuvius 14.04.2024 59:06 ↓

What's the best iPhone stock alarm sound?

67. The Tale of the Tasteful Tank Top 24.03.2024 53:31 ↓

8-foot snowstorms, awkward Uber rides, and poorly-timed surprise visitors.

66. Sticker Price for a Burrito [VIDEO] 10.03.2024 59:14 ↓

The Canary Islands, AI art, & a message specifically for Raising Cane's corporate decision-makers.

65. Teagan's in Spain [VIDEO] 24.02.2024 59:07 ↓

Clout-chasing European churches, living next to Los Angeles's 405 highway, & best/worst hostel stories.

64. Choose Your Own Adventure [VIDEO] 21.01.2024 54:28 ↓

Connor & Teagan read the world's most poorly-written zombie apocalypse choose-your-own-adventure story.

63. 2024 Update [VIDEO] 01.01.2024 0:58 ↓

New Year upload schedule change.

62. Preemptive Food Poisoning 24.12.2023 1:01:48 ↓

Crusty waterparks, caffeine pills, & finding a $100,000 artifact at Goodwill.

61. Heh 17.12.2023 1:06:58 ↓

Influences from social circles, long-distance relationships, & family Christmas cards.

60. Rinky Dink (feat. Michael Karjavine) 10.12.2023 1:30:06 ↓

Slang word origins, movies for 1st dates, & college admissions departments.

59. Looming Sense of Doom 03.12.2023 1:03:53 ↓

Connor's hottest take on holidays & Teagan's upcoming study abroad semester in Spain.