Sushi Jackknife

This Week: Catholic candle discrimination. Eye-drinking. Anal IPA. The sins of the owner. ASMR: Explored. Loving that Wire Mother. Breaking news 'bout Pandas. Zombie raccoons in Ohio. James Comey's book is coming. Paul Ryan retires. John Boehner: Pothead. Merch Wow! https://inktale.com/sushijackknife Twitter: @SushiJackknife @badlandsbadley @JustinLCroft  Email: sushijackknife@gmail.com  

This Week: It was Nathan's birthday! Petite White People at the Container Store. Swimming in connection. The kids say, "Get on Spotify!" Is iTunes for old people now? Celebrating Meh-Thursday. Nathan's problem with The Trinity. The Easter Bunny, Secret Judge of Children. Blood Eggs. Gumby makes his debut appearance. Radiooooo.com fascinating to listen to. Thanks to 13th Colony Rye Whiskey for fuel...

This Week: Nathan teaches Justin learns about Trap. How to get flagged on YouTube. "Tupac is Boring." WHAT?!?!?!?! The 80's Bridge. Jimi Hendrix should have been bigger. Quincy goes on a rampage and he knows who killed Kennedy. Be a Pisces, jam. Romancing Astrology. Black market brain scans. Alan Watts, the cultural appropriator. The boys lean.

This Week: The Ides of March. How can you trust a therapist who doesn't understand tea? The Sexuality Spectrum. Ricky Gervais' New Netflix Special. Sushi Jackknife VR. Co-Writing with A Seal. Tori, Tori, Tori. Love of Weird Singers. My Therapist Hates Me. Trump's Space Force. Vitas is Your New Favorite Pop Star. Nathan's Woke Marching Band.

This Week: Happy Belated International Women's Day! Nashville's Mayor. Establishing that sweet, sweet backchannel. That special kind of lunatic. Join Justin in the Way-Back Machine. The Korean Taco Conference. Comparing Autocratic Psychopaths. Slash's Rejects. Maybe we shouldn't war on concepts?! Getting Some Grade A Great Grey Area. Breasts in the Bar. Butterfly Tear Vampires... Not kidding!

This Week: We're Goldilocks. Nervy Bits. Nathan's Poo Meds Exposed! Your Life's Annual Report. Justin's time in Memphris, one of his favorite places. A Cool Decade. Prehistoric Chickens Doing Sudoku. Nathan's Gun Law.

This Week: Muuuuhhh... Them crazy-ass micro-gods. Chimp George. The evil was in the tail. Doug returns! Justin goes to therapy. Getting diagnosed out of an old, worn DSM. Therapy on a Groupon. If Nathan was disabled. Nathan is an emotional Sherlock Holmes. Puppet Jesus has a mean smoker's cough. Things you should pay full price for. Any takers for free on-air therapy for Nathan???

This week Nathan and Justin take a ride in a car. 

This Week: Singing "Beat on the Brat" to your child. Kanye lullabies. New radio makes Nathan feel old. Country adjacent. The tragedy of "Nikki: Wild Dog of the North". Drunk elephants: very dangerous. "America": The Gilded Toilet. Watching Letterman's "My Next Guest Is..." Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. There are not enough minor-podcast feuds. The XFL returns with the Nashville Nut-Quacks!  Co...

This Week: Cheering Gradma's teacups (or some other euphemism), Nathan puts snow-cones behind him, rants of all sizes and variety, Jeff Flake gave a good speech, Justin's father-in-law tweet storm, the first time Justin Googled, scolding Jeeves, Bob Dole's "adult leadership", giving Jeff Sessions a bump. Follow us: @SushiJackknife on Twitter Thanks to all our loyal listeners! You all make the show...

This Week: Ukrainian vodka...and after effects. Kid Velociraptor. Anderson Cooper liberated. Liver branding! Ahhh! The mysterious blue tick graffiti. Shitholes. Shitholes. Shitholes. Fat cats and skateboard dachshunds. Pug origins and why they shouldn't be alive. Find Your Wag.  Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moni...

This Week: Happy 2018 everyone! The retirement home special. Shawl-neck pleasure. To diddle or die?! One time traditions. Chugging Cheetos. Yam and mustard. Take a drunk girl home - a how-to guide. A very Andy Cohen New Years. Costco virgin no more! Dave Chappelle's new special. Spider-Child, good thing he can swing alone. Nathan's belligerent "not depressed" club.           Justin has a new solo...

This Week: Reaching down in the Republican depths. Re-watching The Water Boy . A brief history of SJK Christmas Specials. Nathan edits Die Hard. Mick Jagger is NOT a rapper. Nathan and Justin's favorite obscure Christmas songs. Chance, the Chancer. Truly strange Christmas traditions from around the world. Nathan's designs for new blow-up Christmas decor. The number 1 Nativity Pooper. How to proper...

Hi friends. This week we have a little merry Xmas for you... the special cassette episode we recorded for our friends over at The Tattooed Bananas Podcast. This was recorded directly to a cassette and transferred so, the audio quality and the quirks are part of the charm. By request we focused on dreams... OooooooOOOooo... Happy Holidays and enjoy :) 

This Week: Stretching our jaws to the limit. Nervous child Nathan. The illustrious career of Dwayne Johnson. Frozen: Defrosted. Fuck Cassettes (great band name, guys, just sayin'). A sniffly, sneezy Justin. Rummaging. News from an old Rolling Stone. The Fate of the "The" Bands. Garrison Keillor, why did you fail us? Blue Steel origins. And more! Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotif...

This Week: Sandy, the Cruise Ship Hostess. Something that stains the mouth. Fuck Boat. Patty, the Hustler Mannequin. Bringing slutty brownies home for the holidays. Infiltrating the Swiss Colony. Anonymous, KS. Jim and Andy. Baby Gilbert Gottfried. Lady Caves. And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife...

Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.    Read Nathan's writing for Talk Nerdy...

This Week: Pounding Dots AKA The Post-Halloween Malaise. Justin goes asphalt diving. Reminiscing about Marmaduke. Halloween movies Justin can stand to watch. Nathan rails against preemptive Christmas music listening. The Fantastic F-Bombing John Boehner. Ted Cruz: Crop Duster. Scary Michelle. Nathan and Justin put themselves in... shoes. The Box Mogul. Obama's brand. And more! If you've never seen...

This Week: Nathan erodes into sand. The intricacies of Spill Magic AKA Puke Sand. Heart malice. Playing exploding kittens. Everyone ignores the 10 year old girl. The perils of hotel room meth. Corker cuts, he slices, he even juliennes fries! Nathan's plan to save us all. Inside the "adult day care center". Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart: A Platonic Love Affair.     And more! Post Credits Song = "No...

This Week: Justin is a real whiny-boy. It's dangerous to be homeless in Nashville. Nathan gets pitched bad screenplay ideas - from someone other than Justin! Boxing werewolves. Running the Octacathalon. Hanging out with a foot guy. Chock Full of Chips. Bone-shaped treats ain't foolin'. Cannibal Preferences. If you were to butcher a human... Linoleum tycoon's home furnishings. The Mis-Adventures of...

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This Week: No show notes is good show notes!   Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com    Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. B...

This Week: The Dice of Material Returns! Brandon IS Photogenic. Your One-Time Children's Halloween Costume Investment. Fatbergs in London. The Flow of Uranus. Kid Rock's Campaign. Nathan Has an Actual Gong (It's actually actually a china cymbal). We're Not Fucking Doing This. Detroit's Rap Campaign. Scott Stapp and Kid Rock's Surprising Relationship. The First Amendment and... Boobs. Mowing the Wh...

This Week: Nathan and Justin Celebrate Their 100 Episode!  Featuring: The Enchanting Guitar of Deebert! The Dice of Material! Quick Hits: The Extended Edition! Who Said It? Terry Gross or Iggy Pop! Mystery Who Said It?! Unrav

This Week: 99 luft Sushi Jackknives. What we need is a team of mimes. Impassioned hand gestures. Trolls in holes. Look out for those hard segways! Don't drive if you're in Norway. Autodidact doctors. Fear of discussing WWII coming up in conversation. Bow alongside me. Nathan has no interest in Asia. My mind China. Skin burrowing happens. Nathan distrusts Tai Chi. Photoshop for speech -- scary impl...