Sushi Jackknife

This Week:  A  conundrumy  compilation of previous episodes. New coming soon!

This week:  Russian Speed Knitting  La Cucaracha Math  The Failure of Phelps  Simul-Cancer God's Spider Infested Window Michael Keaton Strokes His Chest Hair The Luge at the Louvre  Bob Dylan is Baskin Robbins he Man in the Pink Sombrero

This Week:  Terry Gross is on Acid Justin Hates Coach Nathan's Eulogy  Dick Van Dyke at the Lazarus Pit  The Comforts of Dibley The Nuptial Haystack  Calendar Chants And more!  PS "Tomorrow Never Knows" is the song Justin couldn't remember with the awesome drum beat.

This Week:  Hate Chicken over Mutant Chicken  Tesla and Einstein's Secret Relationship The Amazing Expanding Neuron!  Northern Exposure (A Fish Out of Alaska)  Rejection Via Beanie Babies  And more!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley,

This week:  Nathan's Funeral Narration Murder is cool Penis Resonations The Pessimism Mood Ring Justin is the Segue King 

This week:  DMX redefined.  Who said it Lil Wayne or Garrison Keillor? Frigs and Progs are set loose upon the Earth!  How to try start a fight with a Twitter bot. Morrissey's coin slot examined. And more!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our

Batten down the hatches you fine, feathered folks!  This Week:  Tesla's Mind Pigeons Crepes Unwrapped! Justin's Dust Bowl Depression Nathan refuses to believe that we're all connected  L. Ron Hubbard's Affirmations And More!  Follow Justin @JustinLCrof

This week:  Justin crushes hard on Rick Perry, purely sexually A very aggressive interview with a reluctant Sushi Jackknife Super Fan Jimmy Kimmel does not write important books  The Political Cereal Brigade Chris Wallace has once a year antics outside of his closet home  And more! 

Hold on to your hairpieces, harpies, and  harpsichords  good people! Here comes another  belligerent  rainbow blast of Sushi Jackknife!  This Week:  Justin dreams of marble monsters Nathan solves the 2016 election 

This Week:  Things get political as Nathan and Justin ramp up for possibly the greatest/most entertaining Republican primary ever.  Smooth-Scat is explored.  Nathan has Scrabble problems.  Justin has a death wish.  Nathan experiences a surreal moment and Justin makes up words.  And more! 

Children of the land! Children of the sea! Children of the air! Uncork your ear holes to my song!  Sushi Jackknife is upon us!  This week:  Dee Dee Ramone's Rap Album  The White People Slur of the Week <

Guys, are you kidding? I mean, I've heard some nutty stuff in my day (perhaps the nuttiest was a peanut butter and nutella  sandwich  eaten by a lunatic), but you've really gone and done it this time SJK boys! Now, get outta my window! This pie ain't for you rabble!  Also!  Gallagher 2099!

This week:  Special Episode!  The fellas dedicate the episode to replaying and unpacking their tarot readings.  In summary, Nathan is the Double-Fire King and Justin is the full of powerful feminine energy. No surprises there!  We also answer the age old question: What would happen if Ursula from The Little Mermaid met up with The Aristocats? Sweet, delicious murder is the short answer!  Justin fe...

This week:   Nathan has a one-of-a-kind sports story.    Justin aligns his and Nathan's auras using the life force of a tiny German man.    And the guys consider whether or not Beyonce would make a great super-hero.    Also, segments!    Nathan's Yelp Review of the Week

On this week's edition:  New Segments! Nathan's Yelp Review 

On this week's edition:  The extinction of a great American animal.  Humanity's  Juvenile Origins. 

He's a Super Banana from the past! He went to the future! But he's from the past! He's a Super Banana from the past!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com  

This week we dive, once again, into warm, mystical waters. Justin completes his homework, Nathan has a personal achievement (fully celebrated with sound effects), the guys discuss the merits of the pre-standardized English language, and propose an idea for a really intense pie shop. All in all, it's your weekly fill up full up with flights of fancy! Thanks for listening to another, Sushi Jackknife...

Just like sticking a radio in a microwave and hoping to contact God from an ocean liner. We explore counting as an artistic podcast expression, reveal that all our previous content has been monitored by a marsupial technovore, and discredit Justin's claim that he has terrible taste in movies. Stick around, things will get much worse. It's EP 13 of Sushi Jackkinfe! 

This is a far-out one folks, I can't lie to you. Why would I lie to you? You are my very best and most special friend. Our fascination with Forrest Gump combines with today's super hero movie epics, a gaggle of  Labrador  puppies, and cruel Fate itself. That's right good people it's another rousing episode of Sushi Jackkinfe!  Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own...

Folks, it's difficult to even begin to explain this one. If that title doesn't intrigue/confuse you then, check your tag, you might not be human. If, in fact, you are human and have one to two functioning ears then please enjoy this week's Sushi Jackknife. If you are without ears...I'm so, so sorry.  Is that funny? That's not funny, right? Oh God, who knows. 

In this edition, Nathan and Justin  accidentally get involved in local politics, take a mental field trip to the dump, then to a planet where the only fruit to survive a listeria epidemic is the mighty grapefruit, and finally, end up at the Renaissance Fair with turkey leg in hand. What a whirlwind adventure! Please enjoy, EP 10 of Sushi Jackknife, The Sledgehammer.    

Nathan and Justin reveal that they have secretly been speaking in French for the previous 8 episodes. Also, Nathan's trash can saga continues, Justin gets a hockey lesson, and ranch dressing is found to be a good indicator of integrity. 

In this episode we explore Nathan's hypochondria, Cesar Millan's authoritative duck hand, and hear the Sushi Jackknife theme for the first time. Also, U2 and Coldplay's Great Digital Noise Monster makes a debut. 

Oh, the beginnings and how they began! Ever seen the end of a beginning? Well, you will by end of this beginning mini-episode.