StupidLasers Presents

A horror movie, a Broadway twist, and a very unsettling puppet. You’re not ready for this one.

Solo pods, couple suites, zero unnecessary human interaction. Kevin's not convinced.

Redhead accusations. Hair existentialism. Kevin defends. Demetrius questions. The sun decides.

A debate with no winner. A scream that will never happen. And a deep dive into the existential crisis of being tired but not sleepy .

Vulnerable moments. Psychological twists? Is it friendship or... something else?

Drunk purchases. Unwanted trees. Designer belts? Financial logic takes a night off.

Gift or bribe? Prostitute or escort? $400 tape measures and social contracts.

Aggravate. Vices. Metal. A Saturday morning confession. What's your vice?

Red velvet? Yellow? Chocolate? What is cake? A palate tested. A truth revealed

Hey, have you ever had a wild experience, like taking a tumble in the shower and thinking you might be a ghost? Or maybe you go out for a casual dinner and you later tell your best friend and they debate you on whether it was a date? (it wasn’t) Well stay listening, because along with those stories, we’ll reminisce about the good old days of video rental stores, break down some pricing schemes on...

Cheesecake? Cake? Pie? Wrong. Dessert rankings descend into chaos. Greatness. Goodness. Fine-ness?

No pie? A fork, a nap, chaos. How? Thanksgiving takes a strange turn

\\ You know, I’ve been thinking a lot about late 2024. That sweet spot between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Back when the world felt... I don’t know—less fucked? Like, things weren’t perfect, but there was this weird, fleeting sense that everything was just kind of fine. Or at least less not fine. These clips? They’re from that time. Conversations floating around in a simpler, slightly less chaotic...

Feelings get hurt ... twice. We talk Kevin's recent porn searches, his Ghostbuster's "fame", mentions of his ex wife, and his hot take on colonization.

Valete is back, again, with even MORE nonsense than the last time. He gives us the top movies that were overlooked by The Academy from last year. We also discussed the "white-est movie ever made" Fun was had, laughs were .. well laughed.

We talk galactic debates, emotional roots, and the world of entertainment.

We talk our podcast being labeled as misogynistic, we do not agree. We explore our personal experiences with dating and family dynamics. We delve into our love for bands like Phish. And we get into some food preferences, such as dipping vs drizzling French fries and debating the merits of various cheese combinations.

We talk the ethics of breaking up on special occasions, including the best (and worst) times and places for a breakup. We touch on the idea of being a "psychopath in training," and the fine line between care and manipulation. We also discuss self-deprecation, geographical identity, and the unique build of jockeys.

Valete is back. If you're a fan of nonsense, this is THE episode for you. We talk Black Panther 2, Avatar 2, and Ferris Bueller 2? Valete also gives us the run down on his Valentine's Day rituals. Which sometimes includes multiverse travel? and Happy Valentine's Day.

We talk the loudness of FleshLights. We talk the world of JC names, James Cameron, Jesus Christ, etc. We rename strap-ons, and sell them at Dick's Sporting Goods as jockstraps. Kevin tells a Christmas tree story. We discuss werewolf lore and get into the choice between becoming a werewolf or a vampire. Also touching on the rules of the them being on other planets with multiple moons and such.

We talk the impact of accidental vs planned pregnancies our personalities. We explore fetishes surrounding pregnancy. We also discussed the challenges of maintaining arousal as we get older. We get into phrases like "slightly more" and the implications the phrase has in various contexts. Then we talk dealing with anger, as well as the importance of finding healthy ways to release it. We also touch...

We discuss our personal experiences with intimacy. We also talk about personal boundaries and the difference between enjoying certain experiences without crossing into more extreme territories. Speaking of extreme, we dive into the concept of terrorism, and preferences for either conflicts or full-scale wars. We give a shout-out to the metal community for their unique aesthetic and their open, wel...

We discuss the idea of interviewing a porn star. We get into the mysterious origins of gold and its possible connection to outer space. Chris Pratt gets mentioned for some reason. Sex with ghost gets talked about (again). We share some entertaining stories about childhood celebrity crushes, the Spice Girls get mentioned.

We talk classic stereotypes surrounding blondes, brunettes, and redheads to the diversity of hair color in white communities. Then we share our mutual admiration for OnlyFans creator Rai Blue. We talk the brilliance of using cinnamon rolls as sandwich buns, our thoughts on flavored bagels, and the "hotly debated" preference for oatmeal raisin cookies over the classic chocolate chip

We talk the importance of physical traits, and share some unforgettable sexual encounters. Then we ponder the possibility of ghostly encounters (of the sexual nature).