Speaking of Things

Tim and Dave discuss the controversial act of not returning your shopping cart and how to avoid narc magnets. Also, they inform viewers about the importance of registering every single pet no matter how small. If you need to register your sea monkey with your HOA, this is a must listen.

We talk sportball sports, the 'I Don't Care" network is launched, and we teach you how to handle crazy people by outcrazying them. You're welcome.

Thanks to the full blown flu, Tim wakes up from a fever dream and realizes he’s a Quilhead in the womb. Also, the toddler zombie parachute is born. Order yours today!

The U-Fork! Some call it a culinary revolution. Some say their lives have changed for the better. Other simply have no idea what Tim and Dave are talking about.

Dave gets recognized at Chick-fil-a (sorta), they leave the light on for ya, and let's say they may need some legal help soon. Like really soon!

In this educational podisode, you will learn the art of sticking a banana to a moving vehicle on the highway, the joys of cult life, how to end a friendship with a wonderful phone prank, and various items to ingest that will make your body do not so good things. Also, a new nonprofit is born!

Grab hold of your golden globes because Tim and Dave decide to come out as Thespians! That’s right the two so-called podshow hosts do an impromptu read through of a ChatGPT generated comedy script. Keep your expectations as low as they can possibly go so your level of disappointment will be minimal. Critics are already saying that this episode reeks of Emmy. Or perhaps they just said it reeks. Eit...

Tim and Dave discuss the herpes of email servers, duct taping iPhones to their pets skulls, sliding into someones DM and pranks you can do at home. It’s your typical Speaking of Things randomness.

Dave teaches you how to play with your pickle as Tim reminisces about smoking second-hand cigarettes at the bowling alley. Also, the guys get all philanthropic and give back to the community by creating the Youth Jousting League for children with soft craniums. Please note that we have a strong record of checking absolutely no facts. You’re welcome!

Dave takes us on a deep dive into his brand new trash can full of ridiculously cold water. (Insert the Wilhelm scream here) Hey, food delivery peeps...what up with leaving the food right outside the door? This small act of stupidity gives birth to the tip retraction app. Guess what? It's hammer time! Tim and Dave explore the wonderfully addictive craze called bone smashing.

Spammers & Scammers continues in this short pod. Tim & Dave make it clear that they have a very distorted understanding of the English language. Oh yeah, they talk to Alexa too.

Jackson America saves the day! Does he really? Not even close.

We’re curious, how do you feel about fruit? We sky rocket this spammer and scammer podisode into the pinnacle of success! 

Grab yourself a Shirley Temple and hop right into our shorts. Listen as Dave eases into perhaps some of the worst spammer and scammer pick up lines ever.

Let’s get mega-stupid and pioneer our way into the hotbed of podcast promotion - Bangladesh. Learn how to grow general people in the latest Spammers & Scammers episode. 

Hey Broseph! Dave introduces Tim to Mr. Con and they go on another adventure down the road to spammers and scammers.

The Wooly Mammoth has yet to be resurrected, but the good news is that Mammoth Meatballs may soon be in your grocer’s freezer section. In this episode, Tim & Dave dig up some dirt on the zoo in Baltimore and explore the majestic beauty of the Inner Harbor. BONUS: Two amazing new apps were spawned from this episode - Elephant Tinder and the life-saving Inner Harbor Whistle app.

Tis the season for seasonal things if you are into that sort of thing. It’s that time of year when you gather the family around the fireplace and talk politics and timely social issues. May you find peace in all of your seasonal family feuds. Tim & Dave wish you a very whatever you want or don’t want! We send this holiday wish to you from the deepest darkest part of our hearts.

SoT’s number one idea man, Dave, schools the social media world with perhaps his most innovative idea ever! Well, at the very least, it’s an idea.

Tim & Dave get their panties all in a bunch talking about Egyptology and can’t figure out if they searched or researched the topic. They also discuss the fastest way to stroke it on a keyboard. Typing…typing on a keyboard. Whatever.

Are you ok with your partner switching sides of the bed all willy nilly on any given night? Grab yourself a plate of chili and an egg custard snowball as we contemplate this controversial topic.

What does Beefaroni, moving night, and mummies have to do with each other? Nothing! Enjoy this podicast with your ears or whatever you like to use for listening.

In this scammers and spammers shorts episode, we talk to Short Life about working with Thug Life before getting philosophical about sounds and the aromatics of Speaking of Things.  You don’t want to miss this one Boss!

Get ready to help out by dialing some real numbers! Have you ever tried to sell your house on your own, how about a random house in neighborhood?  Tim and Dave show you how to do it, step by step and piece by piece, to get top dollar, and help out the world at the same time.   Enjoy this Speaking of Things short, where you have the option to get involved!

Dave takes Tim back 20+ years to his days in North Dakota, when Dave makes a new friend in the craziest way.  Dave claims he was ahead of his time and was podcasting and youtubing before that was a thing and he explains how to steal a canoe...not advice...do not attempt. Listen to this Speaking of Things short and prepare to question everything and laugh a lot!