soy trek

Picard S03E09 "Vox" 14.04.2023 3:21:24 ↓

inshallah the borg cube shall fall

TAS S01E08 "The Magicks of Megas-Tu" 11.04.2023 1:33:18 ↓

STRAWNG FINGERSSSS

Picard S03E08 "Surrender" 07.04.2023 3:12:23 ↓

that's the thing about positronic cum; it never dries

TAS S01E07 "The Infinite Vulcan" 04.04.2023 1:13:41 ↓

knuckle hair is the pepper of greek food

Picard S03E07 "Dominion" 31.03.2023 2:32:50 ↓

maybe lore, maybe soong, goodnight data, goodnight moon

TAS S01E06 "The Survivor" 29.03.2023 1:43:02 ↓

brought to you by winston cigarettes

Picard S03E06 "The Bounty" 26.03.2023 3:25:43 ↓

jackhammering the semen out of jim kirk's dead body at daystrom

TAS S01E05 "More Tribbles, More Troubles" 20.03.2023 1:20:17 ↓

maybe the whole galaxy kinda like a gumbo

Picard S03E05 "Impostors" 17.03.2023 3:24:35 ↓

diamond in the rough trade

TAS S01E04 "The Lorelei Signal" 15.03.2023 1:28:39 ↓

urn fulla cum, jim

Star Trek Wikifeet 13.03.2023 1:02:54 ↓

we review the wikifeet ratings of star trek casts from tos-ent

Picard S03E04 "No Win Scenario" 11.03.2023 4:02:46 ↓

two in the pink, one in the great link

TAS S01E03 "One of Our Planets is Missing" 06.03.2023 1:03:17 ↓

life is like a box of chocolates: brown and covered in pee

Picard S03E03 "Seventeen Seconds" 04.03.2023 3:16:35 ↓

putting a portal on your dick and the other portal on your dad's dick so you can impregnate your mom with...alright, I don't know. we're losin' it.

Listener Questions 01.03.2023 54:22 ↓

we dig into the mail bag and answer all your questions

TAS S01E02 "Yesteryear" 27.02.2023 1:10:28 ↓

jerking off my dad and putting his sperm in my dick so I can fuck my mom and get her pregnant with myself...to the future https://soytrek.com https://patreon.com/dumbidiotbs

Real News Feb Week 4 2023 25.02.2023 1:01:42 ↓

recession on its way, biden gives more shit to ukraine, trump dunks on the libs in east palestine, and dudes who lift heavy stuff have more sperm

Picard S03E02 "Disengage" 24.02.2023 3:08:05 ↓

this is shaw trek now https://soytrek.com https://patreon.com/dumbidiotbs

TAS S01E01 "Beyond the Farthest Star" 20.02.2023 1:02:40 ↓

strategic defense chandelier

Picard S03E01 "The Next Generation" 18.02.2023 3:11:19 ↓

The Guard of the Unknown Shuttle

Star Trek: Nemesis Subspace Transmissions 14.02.2023 1:18:35 ↓

all the deep production notes about Nemesis and how much everybody hated it

Star Trek: Nemesis (Pt. 2) 12.02.2023 2:34:55 ↓

B-4skin

Star Trek: Nemesis (Pt. 1) 10.02.2023 2:04:48 ↓

the maiden voyage of the Enterprise-DSLs

Star Trek: Insurrection Subspace Transmissions 30.01.2023 1:04:43 ↓

all the production notes and behind the scenes facts about star trek: insurrection you could fit in all your holes and then some

Star Trek: Insurrection (Pt. 2) 29.01.2023 1:40:37 ↓

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