shit talking

oh naur we've accidentally made a hottie !!!  in the thirty-first episode of shit talking, "frankenstein! Barbie," pedro and marcy examine two attempts of modern cinema to barbiefy frankenstein's monster: the incelcore "Weird Science" and tyra banks-core "Life-Size"; they also discuss if the romanticisation of john hughes movie is warranted, the staggering amount of trauma casey is left with...

if it looks like a cult, if it smells like a cult, it could still just be your husband's sexual insecurities. iin the thirtieth episode of shit talking, and the sixth palate cleanser, "big movie. big cult. loved it." pedro and marcy discuss cults on the big screen: the gripping breakthrough performance of Elizabeth Olsen ( ) in "Martha Marcy May Marlene," the back-door scientology pilot that is "T...

*this is a re-release since the original got removed!!*  you can't spell cats without TS... in the thirteenth episode of shit talking, "they see me meowin', they hatin'," pedro and marcy ask -- could it really have been anything other than "Cats"? they discuss the most panned movie of our times with the artistic sensitivity and reverence this unique visual experience garners -- except for Jam...

it all must come to an end (except when you're the mcu).  in the twenty-ninth episode of shit talking, "olsen twins: endgame," pedro and marcy discuss the final two films made by the sisters: their final indie band absurdist album "The Challenge" and their mainstream-friendly greatest hits compilation (also starring dean from gilmore girls) "New York Minute"; moreover, they take a look at the...

literally invented absurdism. in the twenty-eight episode of shit talking, "get in loser, we're going absurdist," pedro and marcy join the olsen twins in their teenage era shenanigans: the tory porn of "Winning London," possibly the greatest absurdist masterpiece of all time AND it's set in the Bahamas "Holiday in the Sun" (starring the baby baddie Megan Fox), the road movie to end all road movies...

french boys but actually they're american boys but actually they're australian boys. in the twenty-seventh episode of shit talking, "tweening," pedro and marcy explore the tween era of the olsen twins cinematic universe, from the cgi-ed louvre in "Passport to Paris" to witness protection program in "Our Lips Are Sealed," the girlies deliver everything, including the quintessential twin switcheroo...

the nature of human thought is structureless and so are we.  in the twenty-fourth episode of shit talking, "re-menace-ence," pedro and marcy are joined (once again) by logan, and they reminisce on many things: "Reminiscence" (2021), one of the biggest flops of the millennium (but one of the best nolan fam films), is, unfortunately, not really one of those things, but "when you're young, you t...

a white suburban mom found completely losing her marbles, for your own safety, remain alert.  in the twenty-third episode of shit talking, "peñis colada," pedro and marcy follow Liz Phair's career -- her indie darling horndog days, her fall from alt rock's grace and entrance into the * trigger warning* mainstream pop rock scene -- to try and understand why she made "Funstyle" -- the single mo...

girlies are angry and boys go uwu.  in the twenty-second episode of shit talking, "taming tsunderes," pedro and marcy once again knock on old billy shake's door -- but this time less in awe and more in what the actual fuck was that play billy boy; they discuss "The Taming of THE Shrew" and its two modern adaptations (both coincidentally starring Gabrielle Union), the cult classic "10 Things I...

by the prickling of my thumbs, some ravin' this way comes. in the twenty-first episode of shit talking, "william RAVESpeare," pedro and marcy discuss the failed experiment of rave films, focusing on its seemingly two most obscure examples: "Rave Macbeth" and "A Midsummer Night's Rave" -- beware, marcy will bore you with the plot details of the actual plays and yell into your ear about "Much Ado Ab...

we are totally off track man... /  in the twentieth episode of shit talking and the fourth palate cleanser, "gen X euphoria," pedro and marcy meander through topics and meaning with the same sense of aimlessness innate to all characters of Gregg Araki's Teenage Apocalypse Trilogy--they not only need a whole hour of ranting about Adam McKay and the cinematization of TV, but when they do finall...

freddy, you're supposed to be on lockdown -- vanessa, i'm a cheetah girl. in the nineteenth episode of shit talking, "material growls," pedro and marcy strut like they mean it into the 2nd biggest Disney Channel film trilogy; from the 90s looking, cheap-feeling coming-of-age New York drama of "The Cheetah Girls" to the Bollywood blockbuster of colours of "The Cheetah Girls: One World," the growls...

here he is -- that's the og heartthrob! in the eighteen episode of shit talking, "further into the Chadverse," pedro and marcy hang out with the og white boy of the month, Chad Michael Murray, as a memorable--albeit somewhat misrepresented--alt rock himbo in "Freaky Friday," a bad boy buzzcut final girl in "House of Wax" and a generic serial killer with terribly dyed hair in "Ted Bundy: American B...

name a filmmaking duo with a wider range than the Wachowski sisters.  in the sixteenth episode of shit talking, “vroom vroom vagina,” pedro and marcy play the greatest hits: fervently defend the masterpiece panned by American film critics that is “Speed Racer,” fan over Jennifer Tilly and how hotly spectacular and spectacularly hot she is in “Bound,” and trash Christopher Nolan and his disast...

we've got three aces up our sleeves... in the fifteenth episode of shit talking and the third palate cleanser, "asexuality, a sexuality," pedro and marcy are joined by their friend roxy in their conversation on asexuality, its many facets and the common core of its experience, the possible asexual reading of 1983 "Variety," what does sex really mean and what its centrality means for how we underst...

are we two weeks late or are you ten years late for the lucy hale country star train??? in the fourteenth episode of shit talking, "hot takes (logan's version)," join pedro, marcy, and their special friend logan as they discuss Lucy Hale's debut album, "Road Between," and the possible masterpiece, definitely artist-owned masters, "Red (Taylor's Version)" -- it might not be coherent, it may not be...

death to cinderella, long live shakespeare. in the eleventh episode of shit talking, "if i were a boyyyyyyy," pedro and marcy dive deep into cross-dressing, gender roles, and how they infringe on romance and attraction as they discuss "Cinderella Story: Starstruck," "She's the Man" and "Motocrossed" and come to the realization that their beloved series, cinderella story, should be put out of its m...

colour us perplexed, but the original isn't always the best. in the ninth episode of shit talking, "hostile makeover," pedro and marcy discuss the death of the teen rom com genre at the hands of the 'cult' "She's All That," among the other crimes against humanity the movie committed, and how in a surprising plot twist Miss Addison Rae's new movie is far from the worst thing that happened in 2021

curiousity killed the cat, liam payne killed our braincells. in the eight episode of shit talking, "wrong direction, liam," pedro and marcy have met their match and had to deal with a piece of art so horrendously and soullessly bad that it made them physically sick and mentally unwell -- join them as they're trying to understand why the bar for male popstars' is in the gutter and how tiny must be...

riverdale. this one speaks for itself. 

in post poststructuralism, plot is secondary to vibes, but the vibes ain't always good fam. in the fourth episode of shit talking, "traitor nipples," pedro and marcy have decided to abandon both structure and their sanity as they dive deep into the literary moment that is "Beautiful Bastard" by Christina Lauren, relive the most cursed passages, try to understand the logistics of the far too numero...

they love to see a girlboss keep winning.  in the third episode of shit talking, "barbie battle royal," join pedro and marcy as they disect, discuss and just pure dote on a forgotten 2001 anime masterpiece 'Angelic Layer' -- they determine the best battles, the ingenuity of the concept and character arcs, how pokemon will never be her cause it ain't a feminist manifesto, and why tiktok really...

how much chucky would a chuck chucky chuck if chuck chucky could chuck?  in the second episode of shit talking, "toy story, murder au," join pedro and marcy as they dive deep into 1988's Child's Play and its numerous sequels, discuss the best kills and why late-stage capitalism is as always to blame, and slowly but surely turn this podcast into a jennifer tilly fan account (bride of chucky is...