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Rock of Love Bus, episode 2. The girls are challenged to write wedding vows for Bret, and give him gifts that represent who they are. They stay in a cool themed hotel in Indianapolis, Indiana, where Brittaney Starr has a racist meltdown. How fun!

Rock of Love Bus episode 1. We got a brand new crop of girls and boy are the tits big this season. Erin, come back, we found your circus tits tribe! This season Bret is taking the girls on the road with him, and they are drunker than ever.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 14. Zach and Sid discus the latest drama in the Rock of Love universe and the clip show of footage not shown throughout the season. Farewell season 2, Rock of Love Bus here we come!

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 12. We made it, kids! The finale of season 2 is here. Bret, Ambre and Daisy head to classy Cancun, Mexico for a romantic and uncomfortable vacation. Ambre, ispired by the sea, decides to show her own clam. Other things happen, a winner is crowned and your hosts discuss the reunion without making you watch that trash.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 11. The girls' parents come to visit, there is much talk of breasts, motorcycle rides, tattoos and someone goes home. Next stop, Cancun!

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 10. The girls AND Heather go to Las Vegas. It goes about as well as last time Bret took a group of girls to Vegas. Everybody yells, everybody cries, and Bret is definitely not kinda turned on.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 9. The girl's exes are brought to the house to be interrogated by Bret and Bret's "ex" Heather is brought in to make good TV. Heather, it's good to have you back. This episode has so much booze and very little clothes.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 8. The ladies are splint into two teams and challenged to make music videos to Bret Michaels' songs. Ambre Lake takes center stage and later lies about her age. Kristy Jo asks for a divorce then is sent out to pasture like an emotionally unstable horse. Will all episode descriptions be written in rhyme? The only way to know is with the passage of time.

Rock of love, season 2 episode 7. The girls are challenged to put on a USO style show for actual veteran, so you know this is good stuff. Very little clothing is involved. A true artifact of its time, this episode features a visit to the Ed Hardy show on Hollywood Boulevard. Also in this episode: Kristy Jo gets a lot of hate, and Ambre's god damned knees are still going through the fight of their...

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 6. The girls are given a rodeo challenge by Rodeo herself! You see, Bret is from Pittsburgh, and he likes to get back to his "country" roots. The winners go have dinner in complete darkness, and you know where that goes. Bret and Jessica go commando and everyone hates Kristy Jo. Bret? Kinda turned on.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 5. It's time for Bret's Mud Bowl! The ladies are challenged to play football while Bret makes it rain AND snow. Daisy wins a classy trip to a lingerie store called Foreplay and the rest of her team gets a date to drive an expensive car. This might be the most turned on that Bret has ever been.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 4. The girls visit a custom chopper shop and one of Bret's "good friends" challenges them to build a bike to win a date with Bret. The love affair between Kristy Jo and Aubrey really heats up, and we see the most awkward elimination in reality show history.

Rock of Love season 2 episode 3. The girls are challenged to show off their maternal instincts by pushing a stroller with a baby Bret Michaels doll in it during a bout of roller derby. Lacey comes back to call them skanks and raise some hell. There are winners, there are losers, and Bret is kind turned on.

Rock of Love, season2, episode 2. The girls are told they are having a talent show, which turns out to be a peep show. Being sexy is the only talent Bret acknowledges women to have. Later on there is an "old school dance off" where the ladies are challenged to do Bret's favorite dances, crazes that lived and died before they were even born. Everyone is kinda turned on.

We're doing it kids! Rock of Love Season 2 is here. On the first episode we meet the girls, they get drunk, and Bret gets more than kinda turned on. This is the first time America met Daisy de la Hoya and Megan Hauserman. Pop culture has never been the same.

We've come to the finale of season 1 of Rock of Love and what a fucking ride it has been! In this episode Bret takes the final two ladies to Cabo San Lucas. The girls share a hotel room in between taking turns making out with Bret. A winner is chosen and history is made.

Before the finale of Rock of Love aired, VH1 had a clip show of never before seen footage. Food dights, butt bongos and cigarette butts, oh my!

Rock of Love, season 1 episode 10. We meet the sweet adorable people who raised Heather and Jes, and the hot mess that spawned Lacey. There's a legendary blowout fight, and not much of it turns Bret on. I SAW YOU SUCK HIS DICK!

Rock of Love, season 1 episode 9. The girls go to Vegas to see Bret play a show. You can pretty much assume the chaos that follows, but trust me, this episode is AMAZING. There's a cracked out cat, puke filled love confessions, and a hungry stripper. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, I JUST FARTED!

Rock of Love, season 1 epsiode 8: Not satisfied with the remaining women's jealousy of each other, Bret brings in some other women he's slept with, dubbing them "superfans." The superfans interrogate the women of the house, questioning their motives. Sorry broads, but you slept with him for nothing, at least the ladies of the house are doing so with fame in mind. Some other stuff happens, and Bret...

Rock of Love, season 1 Episode 7. The girls are challenged to make sexy album covers for Bret and there is a guest appearance by a Teen Wolf! No one likes Lacey, and Bret is kinda turned on.

Rock of Love, season 1 episode 6. The ladies are challenged to help Bret out on the road, and honestly, fuck these challenges. No one should be getting garbage juice in their hoohaa in the fight to date someone whose hair was stolen off an American Girl doll. But these ladies do it anyway, and it kinda turns Bret on.

In the 5th episode of Rock of Love, season one, the girls get down and dirty with some football. Mud gets EVERYWHERE, and it kind turns Bret on!

In the fourth episode of Rock of Love Season 1, the girls are challenged to write their own lyrics to one of Bret's tracks. The results are as adorable as Rodeo's forehead is veiny. Drunken debauchery follows and it kinda turns Bret on. Grab your L.A. kids and love right, and listen in!

The third episode of Rock of Love feature the infamous Lacey/Dallas battle royale. There was also some motocross, and I'm sure Rodeo laughed a lot. Someone definitely peed their pants.