Settle down, it’s just society.

Thanks everyone for listening from around the globe over the last 12 months. It means the world. Get in contact via email joelkarpin@gmail.com or messenger. I will respond.  Below are the links to the friends of the pod. https://www.alcotomic.com/   https://g.co/kgs/oVciiEq Beyond Vegas https://www.gardenworx.com.au/ https://hotham.pub/  

I'm grumpy and tired but didn't know it till the edit.  Beyond Vegas is playing this Sunday, get to the Barwon Club for it. Keatsy explains how he keeps cool in the scorching Australian summer. Is squid games rubbish or not? Either way Keatsy will make big bucks with a rotten cookie. The Australian open is underway. Nick Kyrios likes pokemon. LA fires and the heavy loss for the heavily overfunded.

The world has come to an unfortunate end, Keatsy has received a call directly from D. Trump and his catfish skinned sidekick Elon. He's won a one way ticket to Mars to restart civilisation. What's he do? The answer will surprise some, others not so much.  There's also trains, buskers and some absolute rubbish about cricket.

Keatsy gives an in depth review on the TV series penguin and Snoop dogs new album, Missionary. We get a message that goes against the grain. Give a shout out to or friends from Alcotomic and Beyond Vegas who are playing at the Barwon club on January 19th. Links are below for both bands. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3VG6GWeTThpW9DlC0XAsqs?si=We1QOeCVTRSzY7PiQYip5A https://open.spotify.com/arti...

We discuss all things Christmas.  Keatsy gives us a rundown of his thoughts on Christmas, he shares memories and techniques on breaking some rather devastating news on Santa Claus to the up and coming generation.  I share some stories of gifts from my Dad and explain some basic science to Keatsy. Merry Christmas, be safe and talk in the New Year. Thanks to everyone who has contributed to the show...

Keatsy shares his thoughts on the Good Things music festival line up. Keatsy suggests a sleep over for next years event, I lose my Train of thought and put on the spot. Keatsys Dad takes us to the beer festival and Conor McGregor has been misbehaving

If you don't wanna hear me filling in time waiting for Keatsy, skip the first 5 minutes, its utter shite. We are graced with an in depth analysis of Gladiator 2  courtesy of Keatsy. I also might have slightly cocked up the edit.   

After an awkward introduction courtesy of me, Keatsy and his troublesome coccyx joins us. He regales us with stories of when he met his partner and the wonders of parenthood.  We touch on The lion king, Spacejam and Gladiator 2 complete with a review of Spacejam. We discuss Keats beatz sales strategies and give a shout out to some prospective investors. As usual, and against my wishes we touch on...

Sam breathes new life into the pod by discussing with great detail the finer points of Halloween in the USA. Hans only adds to this factual masterpiece with his obvious enthusiasm for the upcoming festive period. Thanks guys for joining us it was great, hope to see you again soon. There will be changes going forward, the pod won't be as consistently as I'm time poor. Keep an eye out and please kee...

Speaking with Andy about how he was quite good at Rugby and is quite good at politics. We're having a break for a few weeks.

An important announcement for our listeners. 

Saying hello, Santos neck, proper bagels, the physical equivalent to "what bitch?" doing the washing, cops and DVD's, coach vs captain, Ron Wayne and Joels white undies.  

Minimum chips and the snipers nightmare. I can run but I can"t turn. Meeting Mark "spud" Carroll and talking about Hopper and his nasty temper.  The man with the hard head and a bit more footy (football for those overseas) Uncle Sack and the Hebrew misunderstanding. We have a live drama unfold live on air, the beard hair nest. The rest is politics  Like, subscribe share and get in contact on joelk...

Wheres Joel? A big shout out to Alcotomic who have released another cracking single. We talk about the wind, the one legged dove, milk, dog food, the King Island Dairy and the flop of a facebook page. Get in contact with us joelkarpin@gmail.com or DM

Joel has a day out with a strange and gross cafe experience, we are  interrupted by a phone call. Santo has a DIY go horribly wrong which gets worse with a tragic egg incident, while Joel ruins a new bathtub. Why it's important to own up to your farts and packing intestines. The bee wars have progressed to an inter-neighbourhood cold war. We're growing in the Kremlin and we need to address some mi...

We are lucky enough to have the treasurer of the Geelong Rams Rugby Union Club talk to us on the eve of their second consecutive Grand Final appearance. Santo has a gripe in the cost of living and I admit I'm not an economist. We have exited the era of The Great Mouse wars and now enter The Great Bee war. We will pull together and through. All the while our Thai friends have set up an anti monkey...

We talk to a friend from my old rugby club on the eve of their Grand Final clash against the Shepparton Bulls.

Santo apologises and we get a nasty email, who could it be? We've missed the Olympic boat but not all is lost, we have plenty to reflect on including Raygun and the rest on the iconic Olympians from times gone by. Santos thoughts on Olympic sports going forward. Santo finds a chainsaw and does some research on their origins. Do Moto GP riders remember what they're there for? Finals football is loo...

On a serious note........ Ranto and Joel makes a very serious artistic mistake. Our golden girls are really propping up the Australian olympic team while my dog had testicles that are worth 318 grams of 24 carat gold. I reckon the Kremlin is listening in, which is more than Aussie icon, Jack Karlson will be doing since he's now eating a succulent chinese meal from the great takeaway in the sky. I...

You're all bloody lucky aren't you!!!!

Santo has had a week off and I decide to kick on without him.  We are instead joined by Clinton "3 sheds" Taylor and discuss such pressing topics as his face vs chicken wire, Californian burritos, tours that are crap and ancient underwater statues.  I forget McDonalds and we decide to do a deep dive into pickling Bonnito (Sarda Australis). Smoked kippers bring the world together.  I stole Matts Ti...

Not taking Santos dietary advice causes an interesting mountain biking trip to become traumatic for some Balinese primary school children. Santo isn't a fan of Reggae. The unflattering picture and undying commitment to the community. Politics, squabbles, baristas and a painted donkey. A nespresso machine at a ferry terminal and dearest ones brain filter is a bit relaxed. Get in contact with us joe...

The holiday gets off with a false start. We meet Hutch and have a chat about what's going on over the pond. I make a shocking admission and Santo seems to have found his kindred American spirit  in Alabama. Hardly surprising that there's a lot of Trump talk. Joel is eye witness to another person getting run over by a road going vehicle, that's the second one in a month, this time a Dutch girl. Sta...

We are tragically stood up by Michael DiMercurio and the audience is torn and confused. Ever wondered how many Santos there are, well you'll find out. We introduce a new section of the show......Ranto. The mouse war draws to a tragic and sad end with the introduction of chemical warfare.....speaking of wars, slap wars and how to become a world champion. I'm tired and have to do a wee.  We meet Kni...

We've had to change the category of the pod. We get some emails and Santo manages to keep a lid on it. Dimitri from Any hour power joins us and regales us with a noteworthy event that brought us together during the week. It's not all real and Nephew Jacob joins us for a minute or two. July the 4th and how little we know. Where was Christopher Columbus from? Does Mum know. We finish with a heap of...