Robin Galloway Takes On a Podcast

Ross from weekend breakfast plays Riff In A Lift, Alannah twats Robins car with her 6 tonne backpack, We find out Pure Radio is MASSIVE in India, Robin gets twatted by a piano tuner, Old Mrs Galloway calls the wrong Lloyds and we deep fry a Penguin!!!

One of our own is crowned Pure Fanny Of The Week. We play a brand new game called Who Wants To Be A Pure On Air? (which bears no resemblance to an ITV game show of a similar name) SPOLER ALERT! Intern Gary reviews Titanic.  And how about Deep frying a Toblerone for Deep Fat Fryday?  Plus Cecil turns physic and winds up a car garage on the Pure Wind Up. 

Should we change the time of the Robin Galloway breakfast Show? Intern Gary - "Checks Safari" - haunted house edition. Listener Tom plays our Valentines game Finger My Ring. We Deep Fry Cadburys Roses, And Robin calls a bed company because his Great Dane is stuck in his Ottoman.    

Intern Gary shares his obsession for ASMR and Deep Fried Cadburys Mini-Rolls. Listener Emma wins Pure Fanny Of The Week for assuming the Pensioner Fish Supper means the fish is 65 years old. We give away Apprentice star Reece Donnelly's waistcoat. And Old Mrs Galloway gets stuck on a trampoline.

Intern Gary gets grilled by the listeners in a bid to secure a full time gig on the show. Cecil calls a garage pretending to be a physic. The team plumb the depths by asking for your favourite sandwich filling (No content that day) And as we're all skint, we find out who's got Scotland's lowest bank balance.  

Robin has learned he's going to prison! Getting to know Intern Gary (podcast exclusive) Alannah gets her neeps and titties out for Rabbie Burns. Darvel is the greatest team the Dons has ever seen. And Old Mrs Galloway calls Heinz about exploding soup croutons.  

Another large helping of sweary Christmas songs.  Listener John threatens Robin with colonic irrigation on the Pure Wind Up. A listener farts down the phone and blames the windscreen wipers. And the team interpret Paul McCartney's Pipes Of Peace.  

Rory bleeps random words from Christmas songs to make them rude. Amanda gets wound up after a bin lorry hits her car. Robin and the team try Pepsi mixed with milk and Deep Fry Tunnocks snowballs. 

Robin gets pissed when the studio is hijacked by a pink and yellow blob.                                                                      Christmas pudding receives the deep fat fryer treatment.                                                                                                  Hector Brocklebank gets a crossed line with two fish wifies. And Lauren is a Pure fanny after turning up...

Do German Christmas markets sell mulled Irn Bru? Rory has a crush on Shakin' Stevens and Alanis Morissette says Hiya in a camp Scottish accent. Plus Robin calls a woman about inserting a live squirrel in her washing machine.  

Radio's most infantile game returns - Is The Word. This week bush and tit. We have a sticky solution for drivers using the Pure Radio car park. Old Mrs Galloway calls WWF to rent a dolphin. And Kate nearly breaks her legs attempting to win a Pure fanny of the week mug.

The most bleeped wind up ever. The team guesses your relationship names.  And Alannah calls her GP surgery during the show.

Robin pulls out of hosting an awards ceremony. Alannah likes it when dogs hump her leg and Rory has shares in Greggs. Plus Lynne Hoggan blows way better than Alannah.

Alannah demonstrates some lamentable kazooing, Robin calls a recording studio to record an underwater album and Rory gets banned from Scotrail for possessing Arbroath smokies. 

The team discover all Ed Sheeran's pals do the same job.  Alannah deep fries her nuts while Rory calls The Water of Leith looking for beaver. Robin winds up Lynne Hoggan about covering up her tattoo sleeve at work.   

Robin is outraged at a Glasgow shopping centre's plans to allow dogs in. How Scottish is the way Men At Work pronounce breakfast? Gordon nominates his wife Steff for Pure fanny of the week and Mikey the Hearts fan is told his private function will be shared with Hibs player Ryan Porteous.

Robin and the team host Still Game stars Sanjeev (Navid), Jane (Isa) and Mark (Tam.) Dawn nominates Sharon for Pure Fanny of the week. Pure Radio's Ross gets sabotaged live on air and Alannah plays Mr & Mr & Mrs  

Robin and the team discuss joggers nipple, Kaye Adams' performance on Strictly and just how much plusher women’s toilets are than mens. Plus - listener Suzanne is this week’s Pure fanny of the week and Robin calls Tesco to request a tannoy announcement to say 'Asda is cheaper.'

In a week where the listeners try and get Robin cancelled, we celebrate Scotland beating Ukraine, Aussie Girl Rebecca mixes up a football team with a meth lab and Robin winds up a hat seller about selling offensive headwear. 

This week we chat holding in the Royal wee for six hours, listener Gillian co-hosts, Rachel our 'Pure Fanny of the Week' wrecks her kitchen & Lynne Hoggan gets Pure wound up by Hello Fresh. 

Craig and Charlie - The actual Proclaimers - play Mr & Mr. We meet Karen, the funeral freeloading Fanny Of The Week. Robin invents Lornehub... but don't log on at work!! Old Mrs Galloway auditions to play the church organ.

Dyed in the wool listener Jamie seeks help for his red thumb problem.  Paul the Arbroath dog trainer takes the Scottish citizenship test.  Robin winds up a listener about the cost of her holiday air con and Rory and Alannah are christened Hype B!tchez.

This week: Robin finally catches COVID (and tells the world), we discover Scotland HATES spiders, an extremely painful 'Pure Fanny of the Week' and Angela gets an angry call from the council about recycling.

Shave the Bush? Save the Bush? Robin, Rory and Alannah discuss. Old Mrs Galloway crashes a lawnmower and listener Michelle buys her hubby a shed.

Callum Beattie eats deep fried Edinburgh rock and sings the travel news. We don't have a clue about Ekin-Su and Robin winds up a listener who splatted a pheasant.