Robbie's Modern Life

Hungry tradies? The Hakuna Makita Tradie BBQ is sure to satiate! We’ve got all the accessibility info PLUS U.S. President Joe Biden has been spotted having a night in Sydney’s inner west AND something strikingly soulful yet strange happens in the studio…  Playlist: Roland Cristal - La Pantera // Unknown Mortal Orchestra - The Beach // Vampire Weekend - This Life // James Blake - DLM // SBTRKT - Wi...

We had ‘Frocks at the Docks’ in the 70s… ‘Block With The Rock’ in the 80s… And ‘Don’t Mock the Croc’ in the 90s… But NOW it's time for ‘Flock To The Rocks’ with an exclusive Tony Stark Meetup PLUS the funniest voicemail message competition and SCREAM for mental health!  Playlist: Gym Class Heroes, DJ Sliink - Cupid’s Chokehold (Club Mix) // Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise // Megan Thee Stal...

Tradies feel more secure than ever as higher-vis clothing blinds drivers PLUS we receive a lucrative but compromising offer… Robbie’s footy ambitions AND everything wrong with Bernie’s cover letter.  Playlist: Flo Rida - What A Night (Big Game Winner Mix) // Prince - Strange Relationship // George Harrison - Life Itself (Demo) // Busy Signal - Jamaica Love // Prince - Visions // The Beatles - I’ll...

“I was today years old when I found out this is my favourite show ever! Love you guys! UwU”  It’s a simple little algorithm called Simp A.I. that’ll calculate the exact right things to say to motivate us PLUS we chat with the man that’s never missed a phone call, Top 15 Most Embarrassing Armies AND Coke lost their gulp recording…  Playlist: Kirin J Callinan - Anaemic Adonis // Max A Million - Sexu...

A giant inflatable pie that is edible and packed with flavours typical of the Shandong province has been floated across Washington PLUS we’re broadcasting LIVE into Chemist Warehouse Acacia Gardens! Win a spot on FBi’s Flight 945 going straight to Haiti AND somebody stole the petty cash from the RML Home Fort…  Playlist: Pyjama Sundayz - Giving You My Love // Pyjama Sundayz - Drink Night // Morgan...

It’s a scenario you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy…  The Toongabbie Little Tractors Film & Footy Club have been swept up in an unprecedented “triple rip” whirlpool in Yarra Bay… Scared, hungry, and nauseous from the constant spinning, we bring you the latest reporting on the rescue efforts PLUS for the very first time, The Sydney Easter Show’s ‘Animal Square’ will be interpreted in Espanol!...

Blueprints have been unearthed in an old cabinet from an abandoned Department of Road and Sea Cabin entitled ‘The Sydney Opera Bridge’... PLUS 20 weird air bnb inclusions, win the chance for a John Winkfore private getaway AND Mitch demonstrates the HeDoo in studio!  Playlist: Morris - Play and Win Radio Edit // Autalavou Efks Tulaele - Tuana’i la Le Taimi O Le Nofoa’i // RML - Times Like These //...

Go easy on me… I still have Thursday and Friday to deal with before I get to the weekend PLUS a survey has highlighted some of the most horrific building sites in Sydney, concerning RML merch updates, Mitch’s AUKUS sub deal joke AND Barricades is coming  Playlist: 500 - Innocence Can Be Held // Yves Tumor - Meteora Blues // Gwenno - Anima // Babyfather - Godhour (feat. Micachu) // Mike Midnight -...

Regularly praised for being sexy and slick, Bond Girls often go uncelebrated for their cunning and intelligence… Until now PLUS Fantasy Music Band: Global Tour, the Newtown-oholic unmasked AND what’s the most Aussie thing you’ve seen in one moment?  Playlist: RML - Dua Lipa // Kings of Leon - Charmer // DJ Smokey - promethazine & anthrax // Tommy Emmanuel - Locomotivation // Caroline Polachek...

Servo coffee… Normally it’s pretty average. Just simple, good, ticking the box type thing but there’s a place along the Hume Highway serving what truckies and tradies are calling “the best coffee they’ve ever had” PLUS $500 in a tightly sealed envelope could be yours with the right pitch for Mitch AND song of the week!  Playlist: Wiley - Wearing My Rolex // Sheryl Crow - Stronger // Caroline Polac...

We’ve hit regrettable snags with the roll out of RML merch PLUS why we want Donut Kings to take over Glebe Markets, Aliens (1986) “notes on a scene” AND 5 things Bluey DIDN’T need to be taught…  Playlist: Thin Lizzy - Wild One // Laura Pausini - La Solitudine // Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Layla // Joni Mitchell - Let The Wind Carry Me // Skunkhour - Up To Our Necks In It See omnystudio.com/listene...

‘Horses For Courses’ is a fun game that takes university decisions out of the hands of school leavers and into the hooves of our beautiful thoroughbred horse Sadie PLUS Carly Caruana Voice & Guitar Artist is touring AND a radioactive capsule is causing alarming deformities in local wildlife…  Playlist: George Harrison - Blow Away // Machine Girl - Mechanical Halo (Green’s Theme) // Bulgarian S...

His first and last day with us… PLUS Mitch’s Avatar 2 review AND Tomato, BBQ or Hoisin?  Playlist: PNAU - Solid Gold // Mac DeMarco - Portland 2 // Prince - Willing and Able // Ice Spice - Munch (Feelin’ U) // Britney Spears - Everytime // Kirin J Callinan - Rise  Big thanks to 2 Dogs Fucking Brewing Co. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Northern Lights”... “Erroneous Deviation Plan”... “Third Class”... Are you aware of the new commercial aviation terms? PLUS Chief Medic of Healthy Ways Clinic and good friend Reg Zimmerman is in the studio to answer all your medical queries AND where would our favourite Pokemon be sorted at Hogwarts?  Playlist: Robbie Williams - Lovelight // Ice Spice - Bikini Bottom // Whitney Houston - How Will...

12 jury members trapped in a jurors box… How long will you be able to stay put before you piss your pants? Wee The Jury is the latest reality tv courtroom drama PLUS The Help Tank put their powers to assisting Roy McPepsi, a friend of the show having trouble getting his funeral business off the ground AND the team find Robbie’s YouTube channel…  Playlist: Louis Cole - Failing in a Cool Way // The...

Legal disputes, mateship and rock n roll have brought them together… Will the RML boys and Michael Hedge find Paradise City?  Playlist: Frank Zappa - Love (George Duke Demo) // Chopin, Maryla Jonas - Nocturne in F Minor, Op. 55 No. 1 // Hiroshi Yoshimura - Icy Copy // Prince - A Place In Heaven (Lisa Vocal) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We embark on a rock n roll journey with our good mate, Michael Hedge (owner of Tarrawonga’s best pub, The Kings Arms). Welcome to the jungle… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steamed, fried, baked, with sauce as well. They’re nice wedges served by diligent staff at the cool new eatery called Waterloo Wedges that we’re loving PLUS last minute holiday destinations still available AND Mitch has entered his niece into a concerning new reality tv show…  Playlist: Gala - Freed From Desire // The Fall - No Xmas For John Quays (John Peel Session 1978) // Skrillex - Slats Slats...

Man… Myth… Messiah… Did Jesus Christ travel to Australia? PLUS Robbie pitches his movie idea to a big time producer AND new rules for decorating your 4WD this Christmas season!  Playlist: Partiboi69 vs. Choirboys - Run to Paradise // Ruff Sqwad - Anna // Erika de Casier - Polite (Mura Masa Remix) // Claudio Lolli - Primo Maggio Di Festa See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You wouldn’t leave your baby alone with a stranger. So why would you make a baby with one? Meet your donor in the flesh and get a hands-on handle on your future with Romantic Sperm Clinic PLUS Bernie is scouting out locations for the RML Xmas party, Top 3-5 Reasons to Watch ‘Love Actually’ This Christmas Season AND Top Things To NOT Do At Your Work Xmas Party…  Playlist: RML - Stars (Live) // Flee...

Our favourite blogger Janice Braithwaight posted about her “Dutch situationship”... PLUS can you Beat The Bowser? Angry Brothers cafe have had their facade destroyed by a speeding van, Imagination in a Minute returns AND Bernie has a hidden talent…  Playlist: Kwesta - Spirit (feat. Wale) // MGMT - Forest Elf // ILoveMakonnen - Tuesday (feat. Drake) // Haruomi Hosono - I Love How You Love Me // MGM...

We’re throwing 50 grand off the back of a ferry PLUS the incredible tales of ‘The Sleepy Soldier’, Bernie’s heartbroken AND sheep are mysteriously circling in rural China…  Playlist: Nia Archives - Baiana // Eamon - Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) // Chance The Rapper - All Night (feat. Knox Fortune) // DJ Rashad - Drank, Kush, Barz (feat. DJ Spinn) // Sam Gendel - Old Town Road // Drake, 21 Savag...

What is the furthest inland McDonalds with seagulls? How far will they travel for a tasty feed? Smiffs Chips Market Watch, Les Litros del Cinque Locos, and the sound we wished to never hear…  Playlist: Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls // Madasun - Don’t You Worry // Daniel Avery - Spider // Danny L Harle - Piano Song // Crowded House - Private Universe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

5 apex predators escaped Taronga Zoo… Moses Lopez Jr. from the West Kenyan Safari Guides Poaching and Ivory Trading Society joins us to provide his expert opinion PLUS Guess The Flavour, and “Dry-Guards” are being trialed at Bondi Beach…  Playlist: RML - Beyonce (Live) // Cass McCombs - Krakatau // DJ Pirnu - Booty Snapper // Caroline Polachek - Go As a Dream // Portishead - Strangers // David Syl...

‘Milo the Oversized Mosquito’, ‘Robot Pig on Train Track’, ‘Miniature Cthulhu’, ‘Swarm of Maggots’, the list of amazing animaltronic attractions by the sea is astounding this year! PLUS guess the jelly beans, Mitch investigates app overload in his Tech Corner, and there’s a developing story on a Sydney train carriage…  Playlist: RML - She's So High // Drake - 4pm in Calabasas // Daphni - Arrow //...