Rebrand Pending

When Your Love Life Needs a Rebrand. We Asked a Dating CEO for the Tea. Tired of talking to a profile pic that never becomes a date? Same. Matt, CEO of Flare Events, breaks down why apps feel rigged, the rise of AI catfish, and why IRL mixers and activity dates are having a moment. We get into cuffing-season timing, first-date rules that actually work, and the unfiltered drama of running a dating...

One of us fell off monkey bars. The other fell into a mortgage. This week we’re talking panic attacks, property offers, and pink ceilings — because apparently we’re that kind of podcast now. Hazel shares how she went from wheelchair to warrior, Kristen’s spilling the chaotic details of buying half of Ontario, and somehow it all turns into a crash course on healing, homeownership, and hustling whil...

Flu or not, we had stories this week. From a missing dog who gaslit everyone (positive ending), Hazel’s chaotic Kesha concert trip and a flirty surgeon! We get into: Small-town neighbour drama The infamous mouse in the fruit bowl 🐭 Paying too much for pool water during a drought (yes, really) Why pretty privilege is alive and well And the troll who called us “entitled” after a one-hour date Wheth...

One “summer dating hack” filmed on a whim turned into a full-blown internet circus. Kristen and Hazel spill the tea on the boat launch boyfriends who started it all, the TikTok comment chaos that followed, and why sometimes the wrong kind of viral is the most fun. Expect manly men, feminist hot takes, and plenty of unhinged morning-show energy. If you love Giggly Squad-level banter, Call Her Daddy...

Whether you're building a side hustle, overthinking your Instagram post, or wondering if your marketing will ever not feel like a second job. You’ll feel so seen in this episode. In this real, insightful, and heartwarming conversation, Kristen and Hazel kick things off with a true story of a missing dog, psychic trackers, and an entire community coming together then shift gears into the kind of ma...

From saying no to bad dates to saying yes to bold dreams, this episode covers it all. Hazel shares her latest flop and the mixed signals that followed, while Kristen gears up for big moves. We talk home renovations, interior design hot takes (goodbye, millennial gray), and the emotional rollercoaster of a business coaching intensive that ended in tears, breakthroughs, and real talk about entrepren...

In this catch-up episode, Kristen and Hazel dive into the chaos of moving, dating, and burnout. Hazel recaps a painful boring first date, Kristen reflects on almost buying a house, and both of them spiral over schedules, sweat suits, and the myth of doing it all. If you need a no-pressure podcast to keep you company while working, driving, or pretending to clean, then this one’s for you.

What does it take to manifest a podcast empire? In this final part of our convo with Michelle, we go all in on theenergy work, emotional freedom technique (EFT), and spiritual mindset that turns dreams into real-world results. We’re talking brand deals, sold-out tours, and being bought out by a major media company. Plus, Michelle leads usthrough a tapping session to anchor these goals in our body...

Have you ever hit rock bottom and wondered if there was something more waiting on the other side? Michelle shares the raw truth behind her transformation. She gave up a career in law, feeling burnout and found healing and stepped fully into her dream life. This episode will inspire you to stop waiting for permission and start creating a life that feels aligned, sexy, and unapologetically yours. Ke...

Feeling the chaos and the confusion of life? We get it and that's why we are joined by Michelle, a Pleasure and Prosperity coach. Learning to listen to you intuition, that tiny voice inside, and how it will provide the clarity and direction that you're looking for. It's time to stop clinging to goals that drain you, and how to get back in tune with your intuition. We’re getting real about fear, al...

This is your official invite to our chaos club. In this episode of Rebrand Pending , Kristen and Hazel spiral in all the best ways. Oversharing, overthinking, and somehow making it funny. We’re talking the kind of girl talk that starts with “let’s be productive” and ends with “how did we get here?” It’s giving unhinged energy, delulu confidence, and the reminder that no one actually has their shit...

This one’s for anyone standing at the edge of a new era, career, relationship, or identity change and wondering, “Am I really doing this?” Ring ring bestie, this is your sign to say yes. Yes to the pivot. Yes to the plot twist. Yes to you. And don’t forget to tell us so we can hype the sh*t out of you 🔥 New Segment Alert: Hype Hotline Got something big brewing? A win you’re too shy to share? A wi...

This episode is a mix of manifestation magic, morning show nonsense, and the kind of unhinged laughter that only happens at 6AM before coffee hits. We’re talking: How we actually manifest (hint: it’s not vision boards) Kristen’s dreamy acreage goals and sleep pod invention Hazel’s manifesting list for Husband #2 Dating app chaos, Costco scams, and why getting your nails done is 100% a podcast busi...

You think you just need new clothes — but what if your closet is quietly holding onto old identities, body image baggage, and stories you haven’t outgrown? In this episode, Kristen and Hazel sit down with Ottawa-based personal stylist Rebecca Row to unpack why shopping can feel so overwhelming, what your clothing habits actually reveal about you, and how style isn’t just about what you wear — it’s...

What do Botox, sketchy speed dates, and Facebook exposés have in common? Hazel. In this hilarious and unfiltered episode, Kristen and Hazel catch up on the chaos, including: Botox vs. bangs: the ultimate midlife control tactic A deep dive into eyebrow trends (and why your man needs a brow bar) Hazel’s jaw-dropping speed dating stories with an alleged criminal Why Facebook groups like Are We Dating...

This is what happens when two fiery women launch a podcast before even ' really ' meeting in person and then get a psychic to predict its future! Logical, right? In this raw and hilarious throwback episode, Kristen and Hazel sit down with Virginia from Sovereign Alchemy, a psychic medium and tarot reader, to ask: Will our podcast make it? Should we quit our jobs? And what podcast name should we ac...

🚨 It's an Emergency Pod 🚨 We’re skipping the intro because Hazel just bought a HOUSE! Tune in for a raw, hilarious, and heartwarming play-by-play of her whirlwind 24-hour real estate rollercoaster—from spotting the listing and bidding wars to psychic predictions and Pinterest boards. Plus, Kristen shares her milestone moment: hiring her first full-time employee! We dive into the emotional roller...

Welcome back to Rebrand Pending ! You Know You're a Bad Ass Bitch, Take Control, Own Your Main Character Energy! And stop apologizing for being so awesome. 🎧 Listen if you want to ​ ​Get a house search update ​Break free from imposter syndrom​ ​Build confidence step by step ​Manifest your goals with intention​ ​Show up as the most powerful version of yourself In today's episode, we dive deep into...

Welcome back to Part 2 of our empowering conversation with Summer! If you missed Part 1, you’ll want to go back and catch up—this is the kind of real talk every entrepreneur needs to hear. In this episode, Summer opens up about her journey from 9-to-5 to full-time entrepreneur, her passion for authentic content creation, and how she’s built a brand that’s as genuine as she is. We also dive deep in...

Whether you're deep in your healing era, thinking of quitting your 9–5, or just need a reminder that you’re not behind and you’ll feel seen in this episode. In this raw, inspiring, and laugh-out-loud episode, Kristen and Hazel sit down with online coach and cookbook author Summer Cromwell to talk about the messy, magical journey of building a life and business that actually feels good. From overco...

This week’s episode is basically one big rant on scams. Kristen and Hazel dive into everyday things we’ve just accepted as normal… but maybe shouldn’t be. It’s a hilarious breakdown of the systems and stories that don’t actually make sense when you stop to think about them. Topics we question: Is your sink haunted… or just broken? The recycling lie most people still believe Dating apps: are they b...

Ever had a thought that magically came true? Or felt a weird vibe in a room you couldn’t explain? In this spontaneous and unfiltered episode, Kristen and Hazel dive into the woo-woo world of intuition, energy, and spiritual boundaries. From ghostly encounters and psychic awakenings to haunted basements and feng shui fixes, this convo is part spooky, part inspiring, and all real. 🎙️ In this episode...

From “I do” to “I definitely don’t,” this week we’re talking marriage, breakups, and the sheer absurdity of dating again in your 30s — apps, ghosting, edible arrangements, and all. Kristen shares what it takes to stay married, Hazel spills on how she got unmarried , and both dive into whether being “too much” is actually just enough (spoiler: it is). Oh, and yes — boyfriend applications are coming...

This week, we unpack the origin stories — from viral TikToks and flower shop fame to design dreams, opera school, and the accidental birth of two creative businesses. Kristen and Hazel share how they went from full-time jobs to side hustles, what sparked Reality Vision, and why meaningful content > millions of views. In this episode: 🎓 How Kristen almost became an architect🎙️ Hazel’s wild acad...

An online dating series, a random Instagram comment, and a man who faked a disability to skip a line — somehow, it all led to this podcast. In our very first episode, Hazel recounts the six-week relationship that imploded in one chaotic weekend, and Kristen jumps in to unpack the red flags and the real-life lessons. In this episode: ✨ The story behind Hazel’s viral "Ho Ho No" dating series✨ How...