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Podcast A

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Futuri Test

Catégorie

Arts

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Dernier épisode

16 oct. 2026

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Épisodes

Hammer Test #4 — uat — 2026-04-17 09:21 17.04.2026

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.

Hammer Test #3 — uat — 2026-04-17 09:21 17.04.2026

I had a problem, so I decided to use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

Hammer Test #8 — uat — 2026-04-16 19:09 16.04.2026

A programmer is someone who fixes a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Hammer Test #7 — uat — 2026-04-16 19:09 16.04.2026

WiFi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem nice.

Hammer Test #6 — uat — 2026-04-16 19:09 16.04.2026

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

Hammer Test #5 — uat — 2026-04-16 19:09 16.04.2026

The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions said: lather, rinse, repeat.

Hammer Test #4 — uat — 2026-04-16 19:09 16.04.2026

When I wrote this code, only me and God knew how it worked. Now only God knows.

Hammer Test #3 — uat — 2026-04-16 19:09 16.04.2026

I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.

Hammer Test #2 — uat — 2026-04-16 19:09 16.04.2026

Binary humor: it's either funny or it isn't.

Hammer Test #1 — uat — 2026-04-16 19:09 16.04.2026

How good are you at PowerPoint? I Excel at it.

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Hammer Test #1 — uat — 2026-04-16 15:30 16.04.2026

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console.log it!

New Show 15.04.2026

Relax the episode is made and ready

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Please display an image on MM

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wphm test

FB image test 2 02.04.2026

FB image test 2

JS Social & Spreaker Test 4/2 02.04.2026

JS Social & Spreaker Test 4/2

spreaker tes 02.04.2026

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Hammer Test #9 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026

What's a programmer's favorite pick-up line? Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

Hammer Test #8 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026

An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says half empty. A programmer says the glass is twice as large as necessary.

Hammer Test #2 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:46 27.03.2026

There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Hammer Test #10 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026

Real programmers count from 0.

Hammer Test #7 — avow — 2026-03-27 12:47 27.03.2026

My attitude isn't bad; it's just in beta.

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