Plussin' and Cussin'

Look what we did, you little jerks! It's Plussin' and Cussin's second annual Christmas bash. This year we're doing the newest addition to the Home Alone franchise, starring the fat little British kid from JoJo Rabbit, the funny guy from Twitter, and the College Humor chick who wants to give you the driest blowjob ever. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

Time for a deep dive into the foul year of our Lord, 1955! Walt hates commies and needs to make a movie about a red-blooded, hard-nosed and hard-dicked American. Enter Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier! This is one of America's first rock stars, and an illustration of what happens when one man's legend becomes bigger than the man during his own lifetime. We swim around with crocodiles, grin...

On a very San Antonio-centric episode, we talk about the man, the myth, the legend: Davy Crockett. Find out how one of Texas's patron saints made his bones killin' 'bars and slingin'  tales about killin' 'bars all the way to Washington and beyond. Put on your coon-skin caps buckaroos! (Sold at Alamo gift shop for $18.95 USD).

Strap yourselves into your Doom Buggies, cause it's time to go on a spooky ride.. that's a movie.. that's based on a ride.. that's sixty years old. Sounds like a great idea! Deefy prattles on about his love for the Haunted Mansion while Timmy pines for the days of higher quality Muppet content. Yes, all the stars are here! Arnett! Sajak! Bargain Bin-Manuel Miranda! Find out how Iron Maiden broke D...

Set your engines for the second star to the right and straight on till morning! Here's the part where we cut to the chase and talk about the actual movie. Take our respective hands; we're off to Never Never Land

This here's the part where we talk about the MAKING OF stuff, for all you film buffs out there. We talk about the heads that came together to make PP, and then get into the short, sad tale of the actor who portrayed Peter Pan. He's essentially one of the first children that Hollywood chewed up and spit out as a ruined husk. THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS

We're starting a four part series on a sociopathic little fairy boy with all of his baby teeth who took the world by storm in the early Twentieth Century by doing a little digging into the strange little man who created him. Trying a little something different here, this is the first part of our Peter Pan series, focused exclusively on JM Barrie and his stories that gave birth to Disney's masterpi...

What could this title mean? Do the Plussers/Cucksters reenact that scene from Patch Adams where that old lady's dying wish is to enter a pool full of noodles, a wish which the titular Patch later fulfills? Or is it just a couple of seasoned journalists watching 2021's Jungle Cruise in a kiddie pool in one Deefy 2600's driveway, one of whom chooses spaghetti as his maritime snack? Can Disney turn a...

On a golden afternoon that bled into the wee hours, we recorded an episode of the podcast at Brick in the Blue Star with our friend Michael Julian. Things go from curious to curiouser as we cover Lewis Carroll, aka the Michael Jackson of the Victorian era, and delve into why Alice in Wonderland is so synonymous with tripping balls. Come down the rabbit hole with us, and don't forget to bring your...

Hey, remember Splash Mountain, guys?? They say the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, and-for better or worse-we decided to cover 1946's problematic film, Song of the South. We're gonna talk about Georgia's own red-headed stepchild, Joel Chandler Harris, and his dissemination of the beloved Uncle Remus tales. Let's go hang out on a plantation that looks like Candyland from Django Unchaine...

Join the Deef Troop this week as Deefy and Alexis cover 2006's Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior. Bust out your hip huggers and spaghetti straps  and get ready to chow down on some banh mi (not Chinese at all) and moon cakes (which may or may not have unethically sourced shark fins in them?) Hunky monks and goosebumps, cross-dressing stuntmen and Macaulay Culkin! PM us for your WWWWD (What Would W...

Sometimes you make a kickass episode and everything goes smoothly and you publish it a week later in a pretty little package. And then sometimes, your partner in pod forgets to switch the mic input and the whole episode gets recorded on a tinny laptop speaker. And then you end up in the hospital for a week for-STILL-unknown reasons. Well, you know who else had to endure hardship? Cinderella. This...

The Masturbatorium is aliiiive, with the Sound of Muuuuuusiiiiiic...  This episode was supposed to commemorate the life (and passing) of Christopher Plummer, God rest his beautiful Canadian soul, AANND coincide with the anniversary of the release of Rodgers and Hammersteins' beloved opus, but Timmy Q Mouse had a rough one trying to edit this monster. Tune in for three hours of nuns and nazis,...

After a three month hiatus, Plussin' and Cussin' returns to the masturbatorium to begin season 2 of our illustrious endeavor. We dust off the rust of the winter like a couple of woodland critters coming out of hibernation. (What's that white stuff??) Join us as we take a look at the flawed masterpiece that rounds out the end of Disney's Golden Age. Let's learn to walk, go through puberty, and get...

Deef Troop's own Alexis Lindisney joins us for our Christmas special and season finale. We bust out the Malort spritzers and the bah humbugs as we travel back to a time when Tim Allen was the king of America, but apparently a real dick to his makeup artists. Fat suits, homoerotic elves with mullets and jetpacks, and reindeer farts abound. We also divulge how and when Christmas was first ruined for...

On the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, we're dropping the finale of our series on Disney's most hectic year yet. We cover Pearl Harbor (of all things), the proper abbreviation for jalapenos, and three of Disney's propaganda films for Uncle Sam. You'll also gather a bit of insight on dakimakura pillows (don't google it). Join us as we Heil! *pfft* Heil! *pfft* right in der fuehrer's face...

You think you've seen everything, but have you ever seen an elephant fly? We march forth diligently into part 2 of our 1941 series. This time, we're going to fall in love with a baby elephant, then proceed to watch him get abused for an entire movie. Real tearjerker stuff. Especially for crybaby Deefy. So let's drink some champagne tainted water and trip balls. 

Are you tired of politics? Well, that's too damn bad. Alexis and Deefy dig a little too deep into a steamy pile of nonsense from the golden age of presidential scandals. That will Fridele is so hot right now. here it is, just in time for thanksgiving. The Deef Troop (not so proudly) presents: My date with the president's daughter!

We plunge into Disney's most tumultuous year thus far. A propaganda piece showcasing a bumbling hornball trying to bust a nut and make a dollar at Disney's palatial Burbank studios segways into the infamous strike that changed Walt Disney forever. Goofy as a gaucho. Racist topless centaurs. The return of the Tipple. Tim reveals the origins of his name. This is the Fellowship of the Ring ep of the...

Strings! and Screens! and (high AF)Bears! Oh my!! This not at all spooky lil' gem from 1975 features two adorable little kids (or one adorable kid and one who should've been lift in the oven a little longer, depending on who you ask) as they try to evade their captors on their way to Witch Mountain. NO WITCHES WERE INVOLVED.  This one should've been published earlier, but my dog literally ate...

Here's a little something new for your weekly aural pleasure fix. We liked havin' Alexis around so much we decided to let her stay forever. Welcome to the first-ever installment of Deef Troop. Deef Troop is our new bi-weekly romp through some of the sillier bullshit Disney execs ever signed off on Starring Alexis Lindisney and Deefy 2600. We want to give the classics the deep dirty dives and full...

What do you get when you combine a vapid Disney pop doll with a half-baked hick who's got peanut butter stuck to the roof of her mouth? YOU GET THE BEEEESSST OF BOTH WOOORRLDS!! Hannah Montana superfan Alexis Lindsey joins us on this twisted descent into the bowels of one of Disney's first teeny bopper harlots-I mean, starlets: the bombastic Miley Cyrus. Borne from the moist and eager loins of Mic...

Racist flora and fauna! Mass extinction! Sentient lines! The sexiest of centaurs, ostriches, and hippos! All opening up for the headliner, SATAN!!! Join us as we pay tribute to Bacchus in a substance-fueled dig into Disney's musical masterpiece from 1940. Sidenote: Okay, we promise this is the last time the audio sounds this bad, and we do get our mic setup under control the following week. But, t...

Boy, World. World, Boy. You guys are gonna be fast friends. We embark on the saga of Corey Matthews, a precocious and fiery little cut-up who we watch come of age. And come again, and again, and again. Especially once season 2 Topanga shows up. The only thing kinkier than this kids hair is his parents sex life. Join us for Boy Meets World! Little disclaimer: sound quality dips in this episode. but...

This week we dive into the belly of the beast, take bites outta onions, and crush our pesky consciences with a wooden mallet. Why's that? Cause there are no strings on us, motherfuckers. We join everyone's favorite little wooden boytoy and his obnoxious insect familiar on their escapades through Tuscany's seedy underbelly. It's Pinocchio time.