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Why were some of our parents' rules so random? In this episode, we’re talking about the weird and totally unnecessary rules we grew up with—like no lemonade stands, overly complicated laundry sorting, and chore systems that made zero sense. We’re also spilling on some social media rules and other odd childhood guidelines. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even feel a little called out. Love u...

Join us as we reflect on 2024—the highs, the lessons, and the words that guided us through the year. We share our favorite memories, grade the year, and dive into our goals for 2025. From physical wellness to mental growth, fun adventures to social connections, we’re setting our sights on a fulfilling new year. Plus, we reveal our fresh words of the year to inspire and guide us through 2025. Tune...

Heads up! This episode (given the title) contains a fair amount of curse words (or crass language as our dad likes to say.) So, if you want to keep the ears of your little ones free from that, maybe skip this week. BUT this week the sisters read Reddit stories asking "Am I the a**hole?" surrounding holiday predicaments and disagreements. Tune in this week to see if you agree or disagree with our p...

Winter is here, and we’re embracing all the cozy vibes! In this episode, we’re building the ultimate winter bucket list—from christmas crafts to must-try outdoor adventures (yes, even in the freezing cold). We’ll share our favorite seasonal traditions and dream up new holiday goals. Whether you’re a winter enthusiast or counting down to spring, this episode is packed with ideas to make your season...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARDON ME! For our Podaversary we reflect on the past year and the ups and downs of the early podcast. This week we also recap our Thanksgiving celebration and touch on the things that bring IMMENSE nostalgia for 00's kids. Did you have a DS?

This week was a DOOZY, so just in time for the Thanksgiving holiday we decided to discuss some of the niche and simple things that we have felt grateful for recently. We truly are #blessed. TW we do discuss a foot injury and describe it in somewhat close detail.

Decorating for Christmas on Nov. 1st? Formal Thanksgiving? Hot apple cider? Our hot takes on these topics and more in this weeks holiday edition of smash or pass.

This week Erin tells her engagement story and Allie discusses her dream engagement scenario. Of course we share our engagement icks and have some laughs along the way.

Now that it's October, it's time to watch our favorite scary movies... and by that we of course mean movies so gut wretchedly sad and devastating that they leave us sick and questioning the goodness of the world. xoxo Erin and Allie

This week Erin and Allie give a brief history of the Halloween holiday as well as provide some colorful and hilarious memories and traditions from Halloween's of past. Be sure to listen to learn about why Erin was grounded every Halloween from 2012 onwards.

This week Erin and Allie dive into one of their favorite comfort films of all time, the 1998 seminal classic starring Lindsay Lohan, The Parent Trap! We talk about the iconic scenes, songs, and vibes that make this movie so perfect. Thank you Nancy Meyers for creating art that inspires. <3 Erin and Allie

This week we chat about our weekend seeing Kacey Musgraves and all the concerts we have been to and even some we haven't. We definitely get into our deeper shames and embarrassing stories, we hope you enjoy!

It's fall and you know what that means... REALITY TV! This week we talk about Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Dancing with the Stars, Sister Wives, and so much more! We loved watching reality tv growing up and we hope that you enjoy our ramblings<3

Fall is just around the corner (eek!) and this week we talk about our favorite fall movies, tv shows, and activities for the perfect cozy autumn. Meg Ryan + NYC + Autumn = perfection Hope you're hunkering down for the perfect hibernation<3

IDK about you, but our summers didn't exactly go as planned... tune in this week to hear the epic highs and lows of brat summer.

After a brief hiatus, we are back with another episode that is purely stream of consciousness. Although we set out to talk about moving, interior design, and cultivating a home... it didn't take long for us to segue to dental hygiene and the evils of aluminum free deodorant. We hope you enjoy!

Happy Back to School! This week we reminisce in our school days by reflecting on our most iconic first day of school outfits, back to school traditions, and feelings about summer ending, all with some witty anecdotes and words of wisdom.

It's August, and you know that means salt air and the rust on your door. This week Allie divulges her past, present, and recent dating experiences to give you her guide to getting over a man and moving through a breakup. If you just got broken up with, this episode is for you! If not, we hope you enjoy this expose on her dating life and pass it along to your friends who might need it. Sending...

This week we delve into some of the sayings, quotes, and philosophies that we live by. Whether they are deep or delusional, we hope you gain some wisdom from this weeks episode.

IF YOU KIDS DON'T KNOCK IT OFF I'M GONNA PULL THIS CAR OVER RIGHT NOW Our parents meant it when they said it. This week we talk about some of our craziest, funniest, and scariest road trip memories. Did you know McDonalds Hotcakes came with silverware and syrup?

Does prime day make you feel like you're not good enough? Us too! This week we talk about over consumerism and the things we refuse to spend money, and ways that we spend less money. 3 cheers for Allie's new purse! Huzzah!

Calling all 2000s babies! Did you have a hair feather? Did you own a pair of Toms? Attended a glitter toes party? Then this episode is for you! While Y2K is trending and we are here for it, we fear a future of gaucho pants and chunky necklaces.

Happy Independence Day! This week we dive into some of Americas most famous and outrageous conspiracy theories, join us as we evaluate their plausibility and it could even leave you wondering, are birds real?

One thing about us, WE LOVE GIRLS CAMP! This week we talk about all the wonderful and the less glamorous memories we have from some of the most formative experiences of our lives. Nothing beats dancing to Dancing Queen with strobe headlamps, right? We love our leaders and the women that raised us and mad those things possible. We think they all deserve a standing ovation!

This week we are spilling all the tea on the bad dates and relationships that we have had. The episode is long because dating is just that crazy! Tune in to hear the horrors of dating in the 21st century.