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On today's episode  I speak about  more shopping and a girl trying to shoot her shot with me, only to be super rejected. On the same journey i find myself questioning my existence because of a terrible situation i was in. In the middle of the day in the middle of a store a person next to me decided to go on themselves. I also found myself getting into an altercation dressed up as a cow, living...

On today's episode  I speak about  the holiday season shopping and how it has all been a journey. I had to go on some undercover missions to collect holiday gifts for my siblings, it seems now that you need to go yourself to pick up. I also get looked at weird for trying to shop at gym work out stores, it like they don want me to wear their attire. From there we get into trying to be generous...

On today's episode  I speak about the quarter zip era that we’re now in, and i must say zip it up children  were locked in. Even a fun trend couldn’t go long without someone trying to diversify this fashion statement. From there i bring you into my divers dilemma, an error of right and wrong, good vs evil, capable vs handicapable. But nonetheless i prevailed as I always. Than i jump into my do...

On today's episode  I speak about receiving a core memory trigger while watching stand up. I forget that our parents didn’t have youtube or even needed youtube because they had us, we were the entertainment. I might have also triggered a core memory for an innocent bystander because i recited a joke terribly. A joke about body figures lead to more people thinking I’m sexist, but i guess that’s...

On today's episode  I speak about the continued battle of fighting Spotify to keep shows up over copyright issues. As we engaged i pointed out some other shows that do the same as I, but i see them still active on the platform. From there i talk about the passing of halloween and how dead it was no pun intended. There were no kids in my neighborhood trick or treating, i sat there with a whole...

On today's episode  I speak about one of my episodes getting banned and opening a hornets nest leaving my show under review. Basically this decision could lead to the end of the show being on Spotify and other DSP’s. All because of what i am being flagged for which they’re doing as well. From there i bring you into my work life where I discuss the power changes going on there, from old to new...

On today's episode  I speak about walking into a parallel universe at the doctors office, and it seem i would be king due to me not only having 2 eyes but four. In the world of the blind, the 2 eyed man is king or however that saying goes. Also while there i tell the doctor i am being healthy and heading to ihop after with the fear of running into my doctor because it is down the block form hi...

On today's episode  I speak about trying to relive my youth that i never lived. I dusted off the not so old skateboard that i bought 3 years ago and tried to live out my video game persona. It went better than i thought, not the best but not the worse, and I got noticed by international folks aka tourist that were taking pictures of the background that i was in. From there I went to get someth...

On today's episode  I speak about being a menace at work again and convincing my co worker that our cleaning guy is a serial killer, and that she might be next. From there i get stopped and frisked for walking in my own neighborhood, but things have changed. I can no longer answer a question no and it raises more problems during stops. But now i have a new life and death experience to add to m...

On today's episode  I speak about difficulties trying to record the last episode and it ended up repeating itself again on this episode as well.  The time frame will have to be adjusted for better audio quality. From there i speak about the beauty of music and how it can trigger many emotions, like for me this week it was an LL song and it almost took me out lol. From there I talk about a fami...

On today's episode  I speak about my body kicking my butt, I started taking zempies this weekend boy ol boy that stuff is fast acting. Like I legit stopped feeling hunger, that was crazy. You know what else was fast acting… my back pain. I tweaked my back doing a simple task and it took me out for a couple of days and during my road to recovery, i had to deal with some setbacks. Like dealing w...

On today's episode  I speak about making poor parental decision making, but on my part. Mostly because i am not a parent, but parents felt ok with me watching their kids. I gave a bunch of kids soda, that had never had soda before, and their parents did not approve. From their I did not receive approval from restaurants i went to last week, I am the worst patron because I just go sit town and...

On today's episode  I speak about making fashion blunders during fashion week, I make the cardinal mistake of wearing animal print as a plus size person. This led to me being on a torta adventure from he mall to the movie theater. I went to see a movie in 2D and the ladies in front of me made it a 3D experience. These seats that were bolted to stay stiff ended up being super flexible putting t...

On today's episode  I speak about not signing up to be the family representative, especially when participating in morning school drop offs. I found myself trying to adjust to the morning rush with parents when not a parent and it went sideways. From there i take you on a journey in the day in the life of an amazon package that i ordered that was unwanted. Then i speak about a dream that i had...

On today's episode  I speak about enjoying a typical Saturday in my neighborhood, I got a haircut, got to spot someone that looked like they were in love but i was not sure if their partner was in love, I was experiencing this love in front of my true love the McDonald’s drive thru. From there i try to help a small business in the area only to notice they did not need any of my help. It was in...

On today's episode  I speak about a recent doctor/dentist appointments and how they were not fun, and being at the mercy of someone with a deadly hook instrument like he’s the killer from that movie from last summer. While out in the real world i noticed this new transaction happening, people are putting their food on lay away or the new version of it. Which is crazy because this means we’re r...

On today's episode  I speak about the last clip i made for socials got me some engagement and it was entertaining. This is the first time in a wile people chose to be public and not secretive with responses on fear of backlash. I wish for it to keep going that way. On the flip side i was on the phone with a suitor and she was telling me about something weird she experienced. So i gave her the...

On today's episode  I speak about coming back from hiatus and bringing you up to speed on what I’ve been up too. From being caught in our new weather system and how i was sand blasted by mother nature to be lighter. Then i jump into my love life and the new world conflicts that is my love life. I am literally living the conflict overseas but over here in Queens. On the way out of hiatus, i got...

On today's episode  I speak about enjoying myself recording episodes with my family and i jump into talking about my birthday celebration. I talk about seeing my fellow crabs living it up and me wanting to do the same. I also came to the realization that i don’t like being the center of attention. Like people think 1+2= talks to me, it does not mean that lol but i still mess with y’all. Then i...

On today's episode  I am joined by guest Kevin and Samantha on the brilliant episode, and it starts off right away with shenanigans. I speak about trying to look cool for a possible suitor and boy oh boy did i look dumb. I tried to look cool with a cigarette in hand and the universe said nah. From there i speak about the Tik Tok algorithm and how they’re wilding out here in these internet stre...

On today's episode  I start off talking about my 4th of July recap, and how we gave a better performance the the Macy Fireworks show allegedly. From there I talk about the universe paying it back to me and how i ended up covered in yolk like it was a fashion accessory. Finally I get to bring a national holiday to your attention that you might be missing out on. Believe me it seems like a grand...

On today's episode  I start off talking about my weekly adventures in the real world. I speak about the forth of July weekend and almost giving my coworker a heart attack on our departure into the weekend. But before that I was doing an open mic and possibly met my future wife. I made fun of her and her culture while bombing on stage technically embracing her culture some might say. From there...

On today's episode  I start off talking about my weekly adventures in the real world. I speak about running into an ex and seeing that she didn’t upgrade her taste in men, she just didn’t like me. I also speak about this heat wave and how people feel that their natural deodorant is out in the real world combating strongly… it is not. Now on the reality side i almost get to find out f vampires...

On today's episode  I start off being attacked with religion in a traffic altercation. This was not your typical type of road rage, i felt something burning on the inside of me. I also get to speak on a civil duty that i have to partake in every 5 years and i think we beed higher standards for this service. I hope to never need to rely on a group of people when in dire need. Speaking of odd du...

On today's episode  I start off with saying Happy Fathers Day to the dads out there, and i recall a time i had with my father. Fun times, Fun times. From there the universe checks me again, letting me know i am too old for amusement parks which made me sad, because i love them. But the experience took me for a spin…literally. I also took off from work the day ice came to my job and everyone th...