Model Citizen

In this episode, the girls kick things off with a discussion about the true rules of rock, paper, scissors. They also share an exciting announcement that Michaela will be stepping into a new role in Hunter's family dynamic, explore the realities of being alone with children and the power of the "mom voice". They delve into the ruinous hellhole that is Facebook and the unexpected attention Michaela...

On this weeks episode the girls discuss why Hunter's son has a very "goat" heavy childhood, why every girl has a "Sedona girl Era" and how to spot it. They talk flushing tampons, why hotel sex hits the hardest and they chat about scenes from movies that   traumatized them and those that became their sexual awakening!! (Max Goof, eyes are on you). Grab you popcorn and embark on the cinematic journe...

On today's episode we recount all the things that happened during Hunter's 30th birthday which included: a Korean day spa, a Yoni steam, nudity, espionage, and a huge surprise birthday party that Michaela and Hunter's hubby had been planning for months. Did she know? Was she tipped off? How did they pull it off? Was someone's Yoni steamed?? Tune in to find out, Citizens!

On this weeks episode the girls discuss Hunter turning 30!! She touches on what this means for the next phase of her life and why seasonal allergies are for gorgeous girls only (but guys aren't allowed). They also chat about why people hyping Michaela up while she takes pics in public makes her uncomfortable and why Hunter is the contrary opinion. They also discuss the off putting theme from The M...

On this weeks episode the girls discuss   Michaela igniting her inner Karen and getting her dogs into pageantry. They also talk about all the things they grew up reading in Cosmo mag like using ice for the best blow job, and they take their own Cosmo quiz to find out if they are "bad girls" a-la-2009!!  

On today's episode the girls have a bonafide intellectual on the podcast in the form of Roxanne Nai'a! Roxanne is a social psychology PhD candidate at the University of South Florida who studies how women are impacted by patriarchal structures, and specifically how these processes play out, and are exacerbated in, virtual spaces. They touch on the Tiktik that brought Roxanne to them where she warn...

In this week's episode the girls discuss Hunter's biggest "cringe" and talk about if men should even be allowed to walk alone in the park. They also catch up on the shows they are binging (and you should too!) and most importantly Michaela gets real and honest about where she stands with her mental health. She talks about the realization that led her to discovering she had to address her mental he...

In this week's episode we are DEEP diving into the things, people, music, and inspirations that made us who we are. So blame them!!! We touch on Hilary Duff's influence, the Olsen Twins fashion sense, TRL, Hunter's biggest career inspirations and the teacher that changed Michaela's life. All of this and more!

On this week's episode the girls discuss how mad you can be at your husband for sleeping well, Hunter gives her son a choppy haircut after a traumatizing try at the hair salon. The girls also speak at length about the lack of diversity present in this year's Fashion Week, why it is detrimental not just to the fashion industry but to our culture and future generations and calls out the brands who h...

We're back this week with an episode that will always be near and dear- talking all about Hunter's birth story with her baby girl!! We do a speedy update on Michaela's experience changing her medication and how it has improved her mental health, plus some life updates! Then we get into Hunter's whirlwind multi-day, unmedicated (unplanned), turbulent labor, some iportant tips for any and all soon t...

On this weeks episode we are celebrating 100 episodes of MCP!!! The girls invite in a very special guest to talk the trends we want to see die forever (we're looking at you, bedazzled crocs) and the ones we want to come back (gold foil tattoos, a cheers for you!) this episode will have you either commiserating with us or yelling at the phone in disagreement!

On this weeks episode the girls discuss "Lotion Gate" which happened during Michaelas high profile casting, the absolute drama behind the Vanderpump Rules cheating scandal, plus a racy game of "Never Have I Ever"

This week the girls discuss their drunkest nights stories, which includes Hunters husband confessing his undying love for most beautiful woman in the world, Heather Graham. Plus, a visit from Michaela's husband where he retells being found in the back of a pickup truck.  

On this weeks episode the girls discuss how men get the "man flu" and how it is disrespectful for them to get sick while women are sick. They chat about how Hunter got a close encounter with hell on Earth AKA The American Dream Mall, they share their absolute gripe on charcuterie boards laying silly on your moms counter! Plus, they touch on "Almond Moms" and how triggering but relatable the trend...

In this weeks episode Hunter is right off the heels of having a menty B, the girls discuss the insanely gorgeous baby shower that Michaela surprised Hunter with, the weekend spent with 8 people living under one roof, and the absolute chaos that was Super Bowl sunday which involves Michaela bailing in a chair and Hunter upchucking everything she had for dinner all in the name of *Attention*  

In today's episode the girls discuss the "new rules" for being a member in society according to the viral The Cut article. Like, is canceling on people ok? Should we ever wake up our sig other, even if it means there's a psychopathic murderer in the house? Who pays if you're drinking? Plus, Hunter recounts the time 50 Cent hit on her. Was he a gentleman or...listen in to find out!

On this weeks episode the girls discuss 90s nostalgia like TV dinners, bath beads, and why guys in every 90s show broke in through the window. They also chat about celebrating Hunters husbands birthday at Chuck E. Cheese whom may or may not be a skater zaddy now and the thoughts behind eating your placenta in a smoothie. Jamba Juice could never.  

This week the girls discuss how Hunter's strongly worded email to a childrens gym has her stirring up all the drama within the suburban mom community, and how she has another email brewing!!! SCATHING! Michaela has a medical scare by a dramatic doctor, how all the girlies are thirsting for Joe Burrow, and they dive deep on how they would spend 5 minutes Supermarket Sweep style inside Target! 

Have you been hearing phrases like "high value man" while scrolling TikTok and Instagram? Have you ever wondered wtf that even means? Same!! In today's episode we discuss Hunter's head-to-head with an online matchmaker claiming that the (antiquated) BMI scale directly impacts a woman's ability to find this mythical "high value man", we put in our 2 cents (because its OUR PODCAST) and we get to the...

In this episode the girls discuss the plus size experiences that would send thinner women into an absolute tailspin! They touch on everything from doctors visits,toilet seat covers, airplane seats, the absolute luxury that is shopping at ZARA, and more!!

On this weeks episode the girls recap the Holiday season (at least the parts Michaela was awake for!) plus, they share their goals ahead of the new year, and one of the girls may be making a big move!!!

Since you guys loved our last installment of "Who Knows Me Better?" We brought in Hunters husband, Brian to play a round for himself! Different questions like, "When did Hunter lose her virginity?" and "Who was Hunter's first romantic relationship?" Hunter and Brian's marriage is on the line!!! This episode is the epitome of a silly goose time!! 

As we are in the midst of Michaela's birthday week, the girls discuss what 25 things she has learned in her 35 years on Earth! This list is good, thorough, and you will definitely want to get your pen and paper out to refer back to!! This episode tops the list for the girls' "favorites" of 2022!!

In this weeks episode we welcome for the very first time Michaela's Husband, Martin!! We play a juicy game of "Who Knows Me Better" where Hunter and Martin go head to head in one of the greatest battles of our generation. Hunter gets cocky and judges Michaelas answers about herself and the winner has to buy Michaela something...

In this weeks episode the girls reveal the sex of Hunter's baby!! They discuss their $50 million Christmas wishlist, Hunter's reaction to the babies gender and how the family responded. Michaela forces zero gravity chairs upon Hunter, and the girls welcome a newcomer to Silly Goose University!