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Mark is showing the boys how it’s done! Korean style! We're in for a treat this week, students... the Master himself is here to school us all. Thousands attend this kind of thing... just not today. Oh yeah... no drinks either! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horro...

Jeff and the bad boys enter the gym. There is stunned silence. Nobody has ever witnessed anything so cool, so badass, so AWESOME. Dexy and his crew remove their sunglasses out of respect and lay their cards on the table - they might be a terrible band, they might have got their butts kicked into oblivion... but they want to join the gang, damn it! LET THEM IN! From awful deals and broken noses to...

Pump that iron, feel the burn, overshoot the extreme, maxing the envelope and so forth... and always wear (in)appropriate attire while doing it! We get a glimpse of the bad guy gym this week, since bad guys can't just work out at regular gyms. You needs to do EVIL training! From Big Van Vader to weird incel Kid Rock, this sportatorium has it all... including a special guest appearance by Dexy hims...

The baddie patrol is still in full swing as our boys are on the lookout for the fine ladies of the beach. Things go a bit 'Benny Hill' as Tom conveniently falls onto a woman's chest. Uhh... I think you can get in some legal trouble for that, dude. After beating the boys off with their shoes, we then WITNESS A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT. The next episode follows...

We’re back as the cool crew cruise the beach. Bodacious. While Jim hangs out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride the gang engage in some light sexual harassment. What larks! Make it with a rock star, baby! The most important thing this week? Doing your little jig, of course! Woo those ladies in style! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes...

Jim is still bawling his eyes out but he knew that one day he'd find his dear ol' deadbeat papa! Dead OR alive, it doesn't matter - just gimme that daddy! The tone shifts as the gang head to the beach to be absolute pervy weirdos. That'll cheer everybody up! Beach, booty and babes... what more could these dudes want? AN ATV OF COURSE! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Faceb...

The boys listen intently to this familial tale of woe. Some serious male bonding is going on right now, everybody. We find out the full story of Jim's parents, all the way from loyalty to complete abandonment. Real loyal... Also, where the hell did Jim grow up?!?!? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes them...

A bombshell falls this week as Jim reveals a huge secret... HE'S NO ORPHAN! Well, technically he's not... I think this is all splitting hairs, but Mark and the crew are SHOCKED! This should be a lesson: don't pressure people into telling you stuff! Just drink a Michelob and chill. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Mi...

Somehow, Dexy has returned... only to get beaten to a pulp! Our boys have survived and they head back to their swingin' bachelor pad for some cool beers and hot showers... as well as some light bullying. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of  Zombina and The...

Tactical retreat is the name of the game this week, family... but that doesn't mean that our boys aren't going to take some bozos down along the way! Mark is on fire as he unleashes the beast - no kidney or face is safe. Get these hands! It's not just The Korean Killer in full flow either - John shows just to utilise that gangly frame of his. BAM! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Joi...

We’re back as our heroes are still getting hassled, man. John has a little sob story and Dexy ain't having it - he's gonna show 'em! The boys aren't drinking so are offered a delicious, refreshing, beer. Isn't that nice of these ruffians? So generous! Somehow this lovely act turns into madness and an all-out brawl though! It's time for action, not words. The next episode follows in one week, frien...

These ruffians are ready to throw down but our boys have cool heads and an even cooler leader. Mark isn't taking any disrespect - you suckers better listen when he says that there's gonna be no trouble tonight... or else! They just got this job from agent so take it up with that bozo instead. Get out of this god damned town? MAKE US! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebo...

We’re back as the villainous group are still hot on the tail of our heroes - they’re tailing that car with ill intent! Pretty soon they've got them trapped and it's all about that Warriors action - DRAGON SOUND, COME OUT TO PLAAAAY-AAAAAY! Unsurprisingly, our dudes are... surprised. What the hell did they do?!?!? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minu...

Against The Ninja Month is no more, so let's go out with a bang... AND WHAT A BANG! It's pyro galore today on the show as our house band end this number in style. Once their job is done the crew hop into their car (and almost fail to pull it off, but I digress) and hit the road for some post-show partying... but who's this following? The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebo...

This exhibition of rock excellence from the Dragon crew continues as they double down on their pledge to eradicate the ninja menace once and for all... all while wearing snazzy trousers and wanking that fretboard! Lovely stuff. TAE-KWON! TAE-KWON! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash L...

Florida is just rife with people being slain left, right and centre it seems. So much so that these rockin' kids are taking those damn murdering ninjas to task! IN SONG! To render this evil war no more Dragon Sound hit the stage and prepare to even up the score. It's not just being superstars that's a way of life for this crew - it's also KICKING ASS! The next episode follows in one week, friends!...

The gang hit the stage once more, this time to declare their life's goal: TO DESTROY ALL NINJAS! Ninjas suck, yo. This group of college kids also vow to defeat the entire concept of sin, which is a pretty lofty ambition to be perfectly honest.  Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Mi...

We’re back as our ninja death squad are performing kata while Jeff and Yashito have an unusually formal meeting. Trying to impress somebody, guys? Laddie sees ya. Anyway, the important thing is to stop Jane hanging around with that damn band! How can they control the area with a prominent pop-rock group there? Our Dragon dudes head to Uncle Song's place to get some quick grub, which feel a little...

We hear a phone ringing: it’s Jeff trying to get hold of Yashito, but he’s tied up with some business. Like, ninja business or what? Or is he just playing hard to get? You cheeky scamp you! I prefer Horsemen business myself (deep cut). We also see Yashito's pretty sweet digs. This guy is rolling in the dough and even puts on a nice little display for the business deal. You think of everything! The...

The group of shady characters approach our club owner and things get heated FAST. It turns out they've been fired by him and they want payback, damn it - no kiddie songs with these guys, no siree! Our guy isn't gonna take it, however... he's ready to thrown down! CATCH THESE HANDS, CHUMP! Next time they're gonna kill his ass! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at th...

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Miami... or Orlando... where we lay our scene, Quarrelling over tender hearts, familial mutiny, Our star-cross'd lovers are not scared of getting mean - NOT AT ALL! The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of  Zombina...

Jeff and co. roll into view in their swanky Merc. Either crime pays or they're thieves with an eye for quality. He isn't happy though - he ain't having his sister hanging out with this son of a bitch! NO FRIENDS ALLOWED! And if you wanna test him you'll get smacked straight down, fool. Don't mess with GI Action Joe Man. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Mia...

JANE DOESN'T LIKE HER BROTHER?!?!? Oh that's going too far, think of everything he's done for you! Oh, wait, he's a jealous jerk who hates love and friendship? Fair enough then girl, hate away. As the ol' walk-and-talk continues, Jane also reveals the tragedy of her parents. This conversation got a little too deep a little too quickly! A convoy of cars sssssccccrrrrreeeeeeaaaaacccccchhhhh into vie...

We're back in NERD CITY as these dorky Poindexters get to work on these circles. GET A LIFE! John decides that his day is more important than everybody else's so tries to sneak Jane out of class for... a stroll? A QUIZZING?!?!? Time for some family background. The next episode follows in one week, friends! Join us on Facebook at the  Miami Minutes' Taekwondo Orphanage ! The Miami Minutes theme son...

Dragon Sound wrap up their number as Jeff and Yashito have a wee clink of the cocktails - these boys are gonna be going all night, baby! The following morning we head to the University of Central Florida, where only ORPANS are allowed to attend. We learn that the computer programming team came in fourth place in the international competition! Jane has a lot to live up to with her circles. The next...