menty breaky

1. WE START WITH A REMINDER THAT WE'RE JUST TWO GIRLS DOING THIS WHOLE PODCAST ALONE 2. FMK: MAGICIANS, HYPNOTISTS, COMEDIANS. ALSO GENERAL DISCUSSION 3. MONICA IS FREEZING HER EGGS AND DOESN'T KNOW SCIENCE 4. STICKING UR FINGERS UP A GUYS BUTT IN WRESTLING AND IN GENERAL 5. FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE ADVENTURES 6. ABBREVIATIONS THANKS ALL

Our fans love us but are worried about us Monica needs to get bullied more What tv shows did u grow up with? And tattoos  Monica is done with mens bs but forreal this time Therapy Doing comedy in toronto versus buttfck ontario - discussion and debrief thx

1. WE DISCUSS HOW 2025 IS GOING AND KEEPING CONVENIENCE STORES IN BUSINESS 2. DO YOU LEAVE NEGATIVE REVIEWS? MONICA HAS A YELP FOLLOWING 3. MONICA HASN'T BEEN TO A HAIRDRESSER SINCE 2013 4. FOLLOW UP ON THE GUY WHO ASKED WHAT BIRD MONICA WOULD BE 5. F MARRY KILL: SWEATPANTS, SWEATSHIRT, SOCKS

HANNAH GETS DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD WOOHOOO WHY ARE FBOYS PLAYING CHESS? DISCUSS AND DEBATE RESEARCH ONLY FOCUSES ON MEN'S HEALTH ISSUES - PATRIARCH CHATS F MARRY KILL: AIRFRYER, TOASTER OVEN, CROCK POT THANKS ALL

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! MONNY AND HANNY ARE BACK AND WE TALK OUR WORST NEW YEARS NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS DATING THE SAME MEN AS IN 2024 THANKS LOVE U ALL MENTY BREAKY 5EVER 

MERRY CHRISTMAS WE ARE STILL RELEASING AN EP BECAUSE IT'S WEDNESDAY AND WE'RE COMMITTED AND MONICA'S JEWISH 1. how would you describe this podcast? 2. men want to be interviewed on our podcast. no 3. Monica and Hannah did a comedy show in a sauna 4. what bird would u be? 5. CHRISTMAS - YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE SAD TODAY LOVE U GUYS

1. Monica reached out to her local MP (congressman for our US listeners) when her Instagram got hacked. She never heard back 2. We talk tipping/service/how to stand up for yourself but not be a Karen 3. F Marry Kill: Christmas, Easter, Halloween because Christians have the most lit holidays so there's no point in like adding in Passover

1.HANNAH HAS ADHD AND WE THINK HER DR LISTENS TO THE PODCAST 2.MONICA AND HANNAH DISCUSS THE WORLD ECONOMIC CRISIS OF INFLATION AND THEN DISCUSS SKIT IDEAS 3.DISCUSS AND DEBATE: COFFEE SHOPS AND MERCH AT PLACES WHERE THERE SHOULDN’T BE MERCH LIKE SALAD SHOPS 4. THANK U FOR HAVING US IN UR SPOTIFY WRAPPEDS!! DO BETTER IF U DIDN’T 5. MONICA READS A PROS AND CONS LIST SHE WROTE ABOUT A MAN IN 2017 6....

WE PLAY A VOICENOTE FROM A MENTY BREAKY QUEEN WE THEN TALK ABOUT NEEDING TO POOP WE THEN TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT UR GIRLFRIEND LOVES US AND THEN OUR FMK CLOSER: PAPA JOHN'S, DOMINO'S, PIZZA PIZZA *the pizza place opened by Monica and her mom's favourite waiter at Pizza Hut is called Regino's Pizza and it is BOMB OK THANK U BYE **also Monica accidentally deleted half the video of this podcast sorr...

1. MONICA DOES COMEDY DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME 2. WE SHOW THE GEN Z WHAT A VHS IS 3. WE DISCUSS THE INSANITY OF THE WICKED PROMO 4. F MARRY K: DASANI, AQUAFINA, WATER IN A BOX AND/OR HOT DOG WATER. HEATED DISCUSSION.

1. MONICA'S GOING TO THE ERA'S TOUR. WE DISCUSS THIS 2. F MARRY KILL - ALCOHOL 3. PEER PRESSURE AND ALCOHOL 4. MONICA ATE A GRASSHOPPER AND HANNAH SAID SHE SHOULD FEEL ACCOMPLISHED BUT SHE DOESN'T 5. OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEN LEFT HER WHOLE LIFE BEHIND FOR A MAN IN MEXICO. STANDARD 6. MONICA CRIED IN SPIN CLASS WHEN THEY PLAYED 'BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY' BY FERGIE

MONICA AND HANNAH ARE NOT DOING WELL WE TALK ABOUT RUNNING INTO HER EXES AND HANNAH GETS DIARRHEA AGAIN HANNAH GOES TO A BAKERY AND SPEAKS TO A GEN Z MONICA BLACKS OUT IN GARLIC POTATOES

1. ONCE AGAIN BACK WITH OUR POPULAR SEGMENT WOULD YOU RATHER 2. MONICA IS MAD THAT SHE CAN TEXT HER EXES. IN THE OLDEN DAYS THEY'D BE ENLISTED IN WAR 3. HANNAH GETS HER EAR SCRATCHED 4. HANNAH STANDS UP FOR HERSELF AND WE ARE PROUD AND MORE DUH

- we love u - we follow up on would you rather - it's passionate - Fuck Marry Kill: Croissant, Pancake, Muffin - Monica gets hacked by a Nigerian man and Hannah is jealous. We also realize he moved on really fast and Monica kinda misses him - We talk about insta verified, notes, threads (wtf is threads), notes on posts, notes on notes on notes, muting everyone. We have had more than enough,

THIS WEEK WE PLAY A VERY DIFFICULT GAME OF WOULD YOU RATHER HANNAH HAS DIARRHEA ON A HIGHWAY IN COSTA RICA MONICA'S SITUATIONSHIP GIVES HER A PLANT AND IT DIES AND OUR MENTY BREAKY QUEEN OF THE WEEK DEFINES WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IN OUR MENTY BREAKY COMMUNITY THANK U ALL THE BEST

1. Fuck Marry Kill: Brie, Cranberry Goat, Sharp Cheddar. Probably the most heated convo we've had on the pod 2. We go over your ICKS and YUMS 3. We talk about our favourite heartbreak songs plz send one if u have we are always going through heartbreak 4. We talk about location tracking again and DNA tests and if we would do 23 and me TUNE IN ALREADY

IN THIS EPISODE WE DISCUSS: WHAT PLASTIC SURGERIES WE WOULD DO - WE LOVE DISCUSSING THINGS WE HATE ABOUT OURSELVES HANNAH GIVES THE LOGISTICS OF HER BOOB JOB HANNAH TALKS MONICA OUT OF FAKE EYELASHES BC MONICA CAN'T EVEN CONTROL HER OWN EYEBROWS WE THEN HAVE A STORY ABOUT A MAN WHO DECIDED TO START A ROLEPLAY MID FOREPLAY WHICH WE AGREE IS NOT THE RIGHT TIMING ENJOY IDK WHY THIS WAS ALL CAPS LOCK...

This week we talk about how Monica sent Hannah a picture of her crush's hand bc she thought it was hot and Hannah was like Monica I have to go to work I don't have time to look at a picture of this man's hand We then talk about YUMS (opposite icks) - things men do that are hot that aren't like traditional hot - aka be good at things and smoke (but only nice smoking not gross smoking) We also discu...

This week we talk about the following topics: 1. Pilates - why is it always basically a seance? 2. Monica's Alleged Porn Star Doppelganger 3. A general discussion on the ethics of porn 4. Men not knowing what a woman's body is comprised of 5. We soft launch our PATREON and Hannah HATES IT That is all thank you. JK there is more so listen to the freaking episode and figure it out urself.

Monica and Hannah do a Buzzfeed quiz to see if they are cheugy which is cheugy in itself We then talk DATING AS FEMALE COMEDIANS OOOOO NOT FUN WE'LL TELL U THAT we then talk about Monica's height because she is short we then ask if you would wear fancy crocs. why not??? if they are cute? come on guys.

1. Monica writes a letter to her vagina to connect w her 2. Wedding do's and don'ts (message Hannah if either of us have pissed you off at a wedding) 3. Worst thing a man has done in bed It's an episode. It's a good one. Don't miss out

ON THIS EPISODE WE TALK: 1. HANNAH SPEAKING UP FOR HERSELF AT THE DENTIST 2. A MAN TOLD US TO SMILE MORE AT THE CANADIAN NATIONAL EXHIBITION 3. MONICA ALMOST DIED AT THE EX AND WE ALMOST LOST HALF OF MENTY BREAKY 4. HANNAH GOES TO PARIS WITH HER EX AND ASKS MONICA IF THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA OR NOT

1. Monica gives an update on the guy who fanzoned her 2. Hannah gets surgery 3. We dive into the patriarchy bc we're two women and we deserve to do that at least once on our podcast 4. Monica goes to a botox party and demands $500 5. Monica's mom sees the two capyberas that escaped the zoo but no one believed her

Monica says her favourite Disney princess is Cinderella and Hannah says she doesn't think Cinderella is f*ckable We then play f*ck marry kill Disney Princess edition because that's a normal thing to do We also discuss Beauty and The Beast girls and why they are so obsessed - do they want to f*ck the beast or do they think they're better than everyone because they can read???? We give an honourable...

On this week's episode we feature a story from our Menty Breaky Queen Robert Orlando in which he simped so hard that his voice literally cracked while telling us about it We talk about bringing dates to comedy shows (DON'T DO THAT) and just straight up dive in to the simp life ENJOY XOXOXO