Life's a Pitch Podcast

This week we're creating gangster movies, cautionary tales involving power outside of the law? Or wild legends in which the underdog seizes power? Why not both? When a washed-up TV chef becomes the center of a popular meme, he uses It to launch an organisation that will have cosmic implications. Honourable mentions: Support Your Local Girl-Gang - An ensemble cast of underfunded girl-scouts acciden...

We pitch some more heist movies, talk unearned cameo's in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, and imagine where the money goes on a bank holiday.

This week we got sneaky and pitched some heist movies with grace and panache! There’s one last thing Keanu Reeves has on his bucket list, now he’s succeeded at becoming the nicest guy, he wants to pull off a heist! Of course this might get him into all kinds of trouble, but when he’s introduced to a consortium of actor/criminals by Jobs McGhilliger/Danny Devito (Danny Devito) it becomes clear that...

We pitch another couple of muppet movies with Dave Bulmer, including Three Muppets and a Baby, in which international relations are jeopardised by the loss of the president's child, little does she know that it's 'safe' in the hands of the muppets! Also, a bonus feature: Some Muppets Do 'Ave 'Em. A human child is born into a muppet world, how will they survive?!

A family start to renovate a mysterious old theatre, where impossible friends and forgotten dangers lurk in the shadows. This week we're joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch some brand new Muppet Movies, You can find Dave and his podcasts here: https://twitter.com/DemonTomatoDave Honourable Mentions: The Island of Doctor Honeydew - Rupert Grint plays B. Kerr, an investigative reporter looking into the m...

We pitch a couple more ad-campaigns for products that would never get made, including one damage control PR campaign for some very dangerous hotdogs. This is the deleted scenes for episode 319 of the Life's a Pitch podcast, If this is your first time listening, we suggest you go back and listen to the main episode, it'll help give this nonsense some context!

This week we're returning to our role as wildcard ad-executives, pitching ad campaigns for everything from the City of Sheffield to Exploding Hotdogs, to haunted ham!

We pitch another Golden Age movie with Eden MW. It's like Willy Wonka but for middle aged British pub-goers. Then we discuss (and research) some of the factors that led to the rise and fall of that "golden" age.

A flashback to the golden age of cinema, this week we were joined by Eden MW (of Edensthings) to pitch this Hitchcock-inspired Film-Noir in which Jason Statham is a detective contracted by the police to investigate a mysterious location, but not all is as it seems at Mal's. Honourable Mentions: The Ascent of Mt. Rushmore - The Count of Montecristo meets The Phantom of the Opera in this golden age...

We pitch some more biblical epics with Dave Bulmer, and there's some very funny bits and bobs presented without context from the recording of Life's a Pitch episode 317!

In a fit of zeal, we got together with Dave Bulmer and pitched a Biblical Epic (read: year 2000 comedy) in which Jesus (Brendan Fraser) has to stop the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) from corrupting the human race and discrediting his humble gardener friend, all while avoiding the scrutinizing eye of the hotel manager (Tim Curry) Honourable Mentions: Job's Odd Jobs - God, after making a bet with satan,...

We pitch a "political drama" that's actually just about remembering the 1998 World Cup England squad, then we talk about jaegerbombs, terrible politicians, and this terrifying poster.

This week we pitched some political dramas, everyone's favourite American demon Ray Wise is being beaten to the punch on the campaign trail by a man named Dr Fascism (Willem Dafoe) so he turns to unusual means to find brand new popularity. Honourable Mentions: Walk With Me on This - What happens in those moments just before the important politician comes out of their office and a crowd of aides ha...

In this week's deleted scenes, we pitch another Disney+ spinoff in which Doctor Facilier is basically just a murderer, then Tom has a bit of a rant about Blackjack in an excerpt from this week's honourable mention "I'll have what she's having" The deleted scenes podcast is a series of out-of-context clips and extra pitches from the life's a pitch podcast. If this is your first time listening, we r...

This week we're pivoting to pitch spinoff series, to capitalize on Disney's new slew of spinoffs and reboots. The Avengers are in a rough financial place after their only billionaire died, so some of them have to resort to some more traditional roles. But is Hawkeye leading a trail to disaster with every youtube video he uploads? Honourable Mentions: I'll have what she's having - That woman from "...

We pitch some more pirate shenanigans with Dave Bulmer (AKA @demontomatodave)and then Dave has a little rant about "ARRRRR!" We hope you enjoy these out-of-context snippets from the show, but they'll make a lot more sense if you've listened to episode 114 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast: "Booty!" beforehand. We, therefore, recommend doing that.

In episode 314 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, we are joined once again by Dave Bulmer to pitch a terifically juvenile romp about a cobbler searching for booty on a map hidden in a bootie on a place called Big Bum Island. Honourable Mentions: 100% Downloaded Crime - A team of hacker pirates surf their way into a reimagined cyberspace, braving the perils of the virus-ridden darkweb with an eye to up...

We pitch the cyber-thriller follow up to the zoom call video sweeping the nation, don't worry though it has a happy ending. This is the deleted scenes for episode 313 of the Life's a Pitch podcast, if this is your first time listening, we recommend you go and listen to the main episode to get some context for these clips!

This week we address some in the moment current events and cash in with some big movies pitches! 100% Cannibal Armie Hammer builds a restaurant with the express purpose of replicating the taste of a man he refers to as Keano Reeves! Honorable Mentions: Hotel Quarantino - A famous film director is stuck in a hotel, where a dream tells him he has to fall in love in order to leave the hotel. Fired: T...

This week we're ruining your other favourite Sci-Fi movie, Back to the Future! Doc Brown sends Marty back in time, then forces him to work off the Plutonium fuel he used getting there. These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch podcast, if this is your first time listening we recommend you go back and listen to the main episode 312 first!

This week we decided to re-pitch some of your favourite movies, The Galactic Empire has just been dealt a terrible blow after the death star exploded, hope is coming to the workers of the outer rim, and unions have started taking action, but will beleaguered middle-manager Darth (William Shatner) Vader put them down, or will the rock-n-roll up and comer Luke (Macauley Culkin) Skywalker be able to...

We pitch another cyberpunk movie about a mom-bot who's also a killbot and get into some proper discussion about the cyberpunk genre, and just where lies the separation between cyber and punk. These are deleted scenes from this week's episode of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if this is your first time listening, we recommend going back and listening to the main episode to get some context!

This week we pitch a David Lynchian Cyberpunk horror, in which a simple nice hot lad (Brendan Fraser) is put through a terrifying process for the purposes of killing fake news. Honourable Mentions: Technology Good, Human Bad, Brendan Fraser (again) is an ex-animatronic caveman who just wants to go back to a simpler time. Unfortunately, Farage-bot (Alan Tudyk) is here to exploit that want, twisting...

In this week's very special Deleted Scenes, we're joined by Jehan Ranasinghe and Dave Bulmer to plan the brand new live-action remake of a Disney classic, as we pitch Michael Bay's Treasure Planet.

This week we're joined by the folks from Serious Disness to pitch some brand new (or recently uncovered) Disney movies! Our brand new Disney Princess was born to be an oracle but when her sight is stolen by those her kingdom trusts, she has to look within (with the help of her new guide dog, inhabited by the spirit of a trained warrior) to take up the blade and take down those that betrayed her. H...