Late To The Table

After weeks of subpar audio quality and quiet hatred for each other, Mike and Rich turn in a Late To The Table classic. Does Dumbo hold up? Did it warrant a remake? Is it 10 pounds of racism in a 5 pound bag? No, yes, yes. There. I just saved you an hour. You're welcome.

Sometimes you forget the witty title you wrote down. Sometimes it's torrentially raining so you don't want to go out to your car to get your notebook to read said witty title. Sometimes you'll go back and edit this later. Other times you will not. Cool Hand Luke babies! Does it hold up? How gentile can a prison be? Who doesn't love a good banjo? Hit it!

The Late To The Table Crew "Do The Right Thing" and try to make up for last week's entourage themed April Fool's Day episode. Sorry! Does the "best movie" of 1989 hold up? ARE OWLS MAMMALS? Find. Out. Now!

Attention females: We are crab people now. Enjoy this episode of America's favorite Entourage recap podcast.  Now with even worse audio quality!

Two puppet enthusiasts check in on the 1996 Muppet movie to see if it holds up. It turns out the real treasure island is the friends we made along the way. Awwwww. So poignant!

Two idiots stumble through a bad episode of Late To The Table after getting their car towed and eating too much Chilis. Topics include the color brown and prostitution. Whoops! Sorry for any wonky audio, still working out the kinks to the new set up. See you next week! Please? Please don't leave us! Oh god it was only one week! We're sorry!

America's two most available podcasters check in to see if the 5 time academy award winner Silence Of The Lambs holds up. How great is Anthony Hopkins' performance? Is Jodie Foster covered in pheromones? What IS a cargo net? Find out now!

After 223 Episodes of being gross dudes the guys finally let a woman into the guest co-hosting clubhouse. Is it a monumental moment for women's rights? Or is Late To The Table still just the worst? Probably that last one. But The Birdcage though! Right? Does it hold up? Give it a go yo!.

The Late To The Table crew have a knee jerk reaction to watching Highlander and All Dogs Go To Heaven back to back. They instinctively start watching Oscar nominated movies for their own survival. As their lives hang in the balance our heroes venture boldly forward into the McConaissance.

The guys watch a dark, animated movie that scarred a generation and ISN'T Watership Down. Wowee zowee! Does the Don Bluth film hold up or is it just nightmare fuel? FIND OUT IF YOU CARE TO FIND OUT ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT. (p.s. audio gets better next episode. We figured out our new set up.)

UPDATE 10:20 am: Audio massaging! Still working to get that sexy sexy sound.   Two grown men make a mistake. Does the 1986 movie Highlander hold up? Is Sean Connery a peacock-cape wearing Egyptian? Why do we always hurt the ones we love? Find out!

America's two favorite sports experts weigh in on the big game while remembering the titans. Topics include being sexually assaulted by pokemon. Sorry.

In their most meandering episode to date, the guys check up on the 2003 Tim Burton movie Big Fish while doing push ups and time traveling. For real.

In honor of Martin Luther King day the guys accidentally watch a movie with no black people. Whoops! Let's talk about history's 37th best Martin: Martin Scorsese. Does his 1991 remake hold up? Can he do no wrong? Can he do all wrong? Find out!

In accordance with the prophecy scrawled on an ancient Sumerian tablet, the guys continue to work their way through the Fast and the Furious franchise. 5 down! Only a hypothetical infinite more to go!

Happy 2019 babies! The gang checks in on a forgotten chapter of the MCU to see if it hold up. They discover THINGS about CHARACTERS in PLACE. Check it!

Mike and Rich look back on the hollowed out husk that was 2018 and question everything they hold dear.

Happy Holidays loser!  Is the late posting due to Mike forgetting it was Monday or due to holiday preoccupations?  The world may never know!  Blah blah blah does Jingle All The Way hold up blah blah?  Arnold Schwarzenegger blah blah?

Tis the movie season to be joy and joyous! Santa's two worst elves check in on the muppet holiday classic to see if it holds up. Can man be redeemed? Is Rizzo ok? Does that nazgul need the atkins diet? FIND OUT FRIENDS!

The Late To The Table boys are grump grumpasauroses and grit their teeth through a magical animated masterpiece from Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli.

America's most traditionally attractive podcasters check in to see if the 1990 Christmas classic holds up.

Two intrepid dorks close out Neovember with a palette cleansing viewing of John Wick.

The guys descend into the very pits of hell to see if The Matrix trilogy holds up. Topics include Blues Clues, Cloud Atlas, Jack Black, and more Blues Clues.

The guys take their time and pull off a competent episode this week. Who saw that coming? Is The Matrix Reloaded as bad as you remember or is there something worth saving among the dregs of humanity?

It's Neovember! Mike and Rich are willing to do "What it take" to find out of the matrix trilogy holds up! Week one: The Matrix! Marvel as two men drag their feet and do bits only to run out of time at the end of the episode, whoopsie!