KUCI: Weekly Signals

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about Freya the walrus, the Subway Strangler, black smoker vents, another rapid unscheduled disassembly, climate crisis pileup, bidirectional charging, hugging Jesus, the Chevron Doctrine, an RSV vaccine, digesting a planet, near-death experiences, forbidden semen, banana art, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about feral cats, the global sea temperature, the Ispace lander, Red State gun violence, Trigger Time with Kyle Rittenhouse, Blue Checks, who killed the Chevy Bolt, suing over Climate Change, stealing a thumb, long intestines, Barbie Dolls, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about shoplifting, fast fashion, Garbage Patch kids, slaughterhouses, the TransWest Express high-voltage transmission line, the Fox-Dominion settlement, Teargas Tuesday, very fine people on both sides, a bad boy military romance, unacceptable words, quesadillas, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about squirrel emigration, Killer whales, the Colorado River, Climate Crisis Fungus, the sea surge, an electric-vehicle revolution, gun rights politicians, free lunch Republicans, driverless car chaos, fake Basquiat, Art and Artifice, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about extreme polygamy, soundscape research, Climate Crisis Porn, LA DDT, Arms for Hostages, the Trump EPA, Just Say Gay, Huckabee Sanders’ “monument to the unborn”, Pornhub, IQ drops, Ai Weiwei Legos, loving Tofu, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about what Caesar said, monkey labor, Brown Widows vs Black Widows, plastiglomerates, PFAS levels, death by Astroturf, The Great Atlantic Sargassum Belt, anti-union right-to-work laws, van Gogh in advertising, penis depiction ratios, flipping the bird, goods and chattels, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about vocal fry, eating moths, lichen sea-level readings, zombie forests, your bicarbonate of soda footprint, the new fatalism, a white supremacist, neo-Nazi, Satanist, jihadist group, unrelenting, dishonest, cruel attacks, social media abortion snitches, the Lunar Surface Electromagnetic Experiment, the good manners of a European gentleman, ve...

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about glassy-winged sharpshooters, urinating, lemon nanoparticles, the alpha wolf, laboratory monkeys, parking lot prices, recycled glass, public school teacher’s rent, greedy bastard CEO’s, Aluxes, dogs in cars, trains in tunnels, the kissing machine and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about human hair, ants, the biggest animals to ever exist, duckweed, haemostatic microneedle technology, the Tongass National Forest, California toxic waste, Republicans cutting Supplemental Nutrition Assistance, a melting liquid robot, a liquid telescope, a lunar oxygen pipeline, dog-bots, human fetal tissue, SUV pepper spray mirrors, where yo...

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about Peter the Anteater snot bubbles, floating farms, the Rio Verde Foothills, Near-Rectilinear Halo Orbits, the Lunar South Pole, Solar Cycle 25, Elaine Chao, compressed-air energy, your husband the polar bear, covering your arms, Ezekiel, UFOs, Times New Roman vs Calibri, fields, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about banished words, the Weinermobile, noisy oceans, hot water, paleo valleys, the Great Salt Lake, the ozone layer, Feinstein’s seat, CUTGO, DALL-E proteins, a vaccine for honeybees, the right to repair, sugarware, Türkiye, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about a new migratory record, bison-vehicle collisions, Cape Cod septic systems, a once-in-a-career opportunity, water vapor harvesting, polling sucks, XBB.1.5, abortion pills, psychonauts, walking bacteria, melted butter, Thor, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about the public domain, Fritz Lang’s Metropolis, a Secure Electronic Enrollment Kit, beastiality, the Christian doctrine of the Sex Trinity, the George Santos Scam Culture, Covid in China, Southwest Airlines f-up, the Russian sausage magnate, pneumatic tube operators, cancer vaping, fentanyl busts, the methamphetamine library, a World War I ar...

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about spinach hallucinations, mosquitoes mutations, EU deforestation, rusting waterways, dead pool levels, J. Robert Oppenheimer, influential dimwits, hydrogel, the new state of San Bernardino, urine-adjacent aroma, unvaccinated drivers, the California Psychedelic Mental Health Bill, lead and cadmium in your dark chocolate, seeing your future i...

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about the vagina on a chip, snake clitorises, P-22, Firmageddon, a regional drought emergency, stopping oil and gas projects, a fusion first, the cancer vaccine, the Surface Water and Ocean Topography satellite, the Mississippi River supply chain, the last 747, the Erie Basin Auto Pound, Thomas Pynchon, the oldest narrative scene on record, and...

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about motherforking shirtballs, sawfish denticles, the hemispheric storm discrepancy, Arctic beavers, the UC strike, Putin propaganda, biblical principles, keeping your nose warm, golfing the Grand Canyon, the baguette, fire brains, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about circling disease, longer-lived honey bees, ecological pawprints, mega-constellations, better space weather alerts, the nuclear bomb used-parts superstore, bad stick, RIP Medical Debt, a new “roaring 20s” age of decadence, Bob Dylan Scam Culture, headbanger rats, splashless urinals, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about Push Button Phone Day, parking lot solar panels, Coca-Cola COP27, La Brea Tar Pits, the UC Strike, the twerps who ruined student loan forgiveness for everybody, Larry David’s FTX, Luckey’s killer headset, Full Self-Driving, the crotch air-bag, ancient truth, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about crow recursion, the gloomy octopus, detachable penises, pig empathy, nighttime hula dances, the wood-wide-web, edible drones, 6 billion gallons of water, the red baby ripple, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Chuckwalla National Monument, rare pink auroras, Kristallnacht cheesy chicken, Canaanite lice, the “world’s dirtiest man”, toxic masc...

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about candy gouging, insect electricity, the Mississippi drought, elephant justice, endangered penguins, New Jersey vs Big Oil, Shell’s inflation scheme, fascist ecology, polling crimes, Ye, a spaghettified star, maslins, ash bats, nose picking, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about alligator lizards, taxing cow burps, the bird flu outbreak, snow crabs, a Sisyphean trap, offshore wind energy on the West Coast, backup batteries on wheels, the Kroger-Albertsons monopoly, student loan debt relief, keeping Daylight Savings, Idaho drag, ghostguns, Republican public masturbation, playoff baseball, making America more "sex...

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about organoids, bee CBD, Jute, Coalinga water, feeding on the forest floor, wildlife population drop, two sick piglets, Florida’s surgeon general COVIDiot, gene-edited sheep, humanity’s first planetary defense test, moai statues, bull sperm, digital license plates, Walk & Roll to School Day, a Russian astronaut wedding scam, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about Biden’s cannabis pardon, penis worms, mud dragons, California’s avian flu, Hurricane real estate, The Inflation Reduction Act, the bane of artificial turf, Oz the dog killer, STIR/SHAKEN, the world’s whitest paint, Barry Bonds, hearing with your teeth, friend-of-the-court satire, and so on.

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about mosquito color preference, ant counters, a magnetic liquid robot, eagles dodging wind turbines, vultures mitigating greenhouse gases, ships dodging whales, framing DeSantis’s stupidity, space junk, volcanic mass extinctions, organic compounds on Mars, giant African land snails, the Minor League Baseball Union, human composting, stealing y...

On this week’s episode, Nathan, Mike, and Mahler talk about Tyre Extinguishers, Patagonia, donkey penises, high seas’ genetic resources, community solar projects, stabilizing the grid, floating solar farms, Amazon, the Internet Archive, the smell of Parkinson’s, Captagon bowls, ribbon cutting out, fake profiles of attractive women, Probey McProbeface and so on.