Knowing is Half the Podcast

Talking Ninja Training, Prisoner Detention, and Animal Handling! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Talking about Cobra Love, Contingency Plans, and The Cow Cavalry! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Talking about Frozen Fudgies, Parrot Disguises, and Magic Butterflies! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Talking about Magic Air Bubbles, Yodeling, and The Longest Musical Number In History! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Talking about Pink Slime, Fridge Repair, and Open Misogyny! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The first episode of the Pyramid of Darkness with Ray, Chan, and Gina Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It’s the final episode of the main series and we’re going out like we came in: by mocking Ray! Plus we go through every graduation song from Gina’s very specific 1998-2003 period as she tries to get us all to commit suicide. Facebook.com/KnowingIsHalfThePodcast Patreon.com/KnowingIsHalfThePodcast @GijoePodcast @PrezSerpentor Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: ht...

Started from the bottom, now we’re here on the Roof of the World! Lady Jaye’s come prepared with a Thanksgiving dinner javelin, Roadblock’s contribution is endless references (we think) to his dick, and laser hockey! Plus! Talk of swinging makes Ray wildly uncomfortable, Gina imagines G.I. Joe as a CW show, and Chan doesn’t understand how selling off the third piece of the Weather Dominator makes...

It’s part three of The Revenge of Cobra and we’ve got three exotic new locales! The Island of No Return! The Top of the World! And the eponymous Palace of Doom! We deal with unfortunate nicknames, racist cats, how easy it is to become a Joe and Ray gets unnecessarily excited over GI Joe robots. Plus, Chan waxes philosophical on the nature of American ninjas and Gina’s into the tender budding roman...

It’s episode 2 of the second original G.I. Joe miniseries and what would an original G.I. Joe miniseries be without an Arena of Sport? It’s back along with a bunch of other cockamamie goodness including energy-reflecting mirrors, some epic-level Destro laughs, and the introduction of Shipwreck! All this plus we learn that G.I. Joe is just fine with leaving a man behind, Chan questions the validity...

The Revenge of Cobra! It’s the second mini-series and the last five episodes of the original episodes, so buckle up. Ray swears this is the best version of the theme song, but nobody cares because Gina is busy trying to touch her elbows behind her back. Destro’s Weather Dominator explanation is word salad (you know - that thing that Ray does) and we debate the necessity of adding creeper vines to...

The final episode of the first mini-series! We’re back after Chan’s vacation and Ray’s new jobs and Gina mumbled something about butts, so we’re not sure where we are, but on with the show! This episode contains a number very strange sounds which you can hear with your ears. The internet also contains a number of very strange images which you can see with your eyes, but as you will hear, we urge y...

An episode driven by hunger and lack of sleep, we follow the story of The MASS Device to an unnamed South American locale and learn about the science of volcanic eruptions! Ok, not really but we do our best to make sense of it all! Ok, not really but we have a delightful time on the journey! In addition we ask important questions like 'Which would you rather have; A Jet Pack or a Sandwich?&#39...

Fans of the badass ninja known as Snake Eyes will be sorely disappointed by this episode back when he was just a weirdly standoffish commando, but the rest of it holds up surprisingly well! Baroness is delightfully spineless and cunning, the tube worms are genuinely horrifying, and we lose a few good Cobra troops to a disturbingly Major Tom-ish incident. Plus! Learn how Gina will die! Learn which...

We have Haley Mancini of The Powerpuff Girls on, so naturally we talk about geography. But also G.I. Joe! The Arena of Sport! Mysterious Boston accents! And, of course, plenty of love for Chris Latta. Plus! Cave fuckin’, robots who use comedy props as weapons, and why would you try to talk to Snake Eyes on a walkie talkie? And we learn that it only took Gina close to 80 episodes to recognize the r...

At long last, we finally circle back around to watch the *actual* first G.I. Joe episodes, the miniseries “A Real American Hero”! Um … after a brief, seven-minute digression into what “Fear Factor” made Chan eat. Do you like exotic substances? This episode has ‘em! Do you like Baroness and Major Bludd in disguise? This episode has ‘em too! Do you like in-depth discussions of cereal marshmallows an...